Jacob Rees-Mogg

Honestly Jacob, what would Nanny think if she knew you were trolling people on Tattle Life? It's not Tatler you know. We're far more low brow!
He is going back to his Welsh peasant roots on his Mother's side.

I didn't know his whole family background but I always suspected he had a giant inferiority complex. The Upper Classes dont go out dressed like 18th Century gentlemen. He reminds me of that weird etiquette bloke with the uber posh accent who was brought up on a council estate, William Hanson. I agree re the obsession with Nanny. It wouldn't surprise me if he was tryingvto hide his mother's common roots!
Well yes David Cameron is related to the Queen which she acknowledges. He has never been seen posturing in top hats and behaving like Lord Snooty he doesn't have to he is confident in his own upper class roots. No skeletons of Celtic peasants in his cupboard.
 
Well yes David Cameron is related to the Queen which she acknowledges. He has never been seen posturing in top hats and behaving like Lord Snooty he doesn't have to he is confident in his own upper class roots. No skeletons of Celtic peasants in his cupboard.
Seriously, how often have you seen Jacob Rees-Mogg in a top hat? I only know of one occasion, and that was many years ago! I wore a top hat for a wedding once.
 
He’s a nice man when he’s asleep, apparently 😂

Seriously, how often have you seen Jacob Rees-Mogg in a top hat? I only know of one occasion, and that was many years ago! I wore a top hat for a wedding once.
Father of the bride / groom 🤔
 
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He’s a nice man when he’s asleep, apparently 😂


Father of the bride / groom 🤔
Well of course as he lives in 1892, he has completely missed the partition of Ireland. Someone will probably have to sit him down and explain to him about Pakistan...
 
Might be worth a watch 😂 new reality show.
 

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I don't want to say this as much as you all don't want to have to read it....but... I would bet a lot of money all those children were conceived by him bending the woman over the nearest piece of furniture, usually his desk, and 3 pumps later he says 'errr, um, oh, I'm , well, I erm, well, I'm, i, well yes, that was rather errr splendid, I'm err, well I'm, carry on'.

And yet you did. In unnecessarily graphic detail.
Just as flabbergasting is the fact that Rees Mogg has 6 kids. Which must mean that Mrs RM has done her wifely duty at least 6 times. She must have a stomach of iron.
 
I don't want to say this as much as you all don't want to have to read it....but... I would bet a lot of money all those children were conceived by him bending the woman over the nearest piece of furniture, usually his desk, and 3 pumps later he says 'errr, um, oh, I'm , well, I erm, well, I'm, i, well yes, that was rather errr splendid, I'm err, well I'm, carry on'.

At least they won't have to look at his face and could just pretend it's someone else 😂
 
I don't want to say this as much as you all don't want to have to read it....but... I would bet a lot of money all those children were conceived by him bending the woman over the nearest piece of furniture, usually his desk, and 3 pumps later he says 'errr, um, oh, I'm , well, I erm, well, I'm, i, well yes, that was rather errr splendid, I'm err, well I'm, carry on'.
Too much for a Sunday morning 😣
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And yet you did. In unnecessarily graphic detail.
Just as flabbergasting is the fact that Rees Mogg has 6 kids. Which must mean that Mrs RM has done her wifely duty at least 6 times. She must have a stomach of iron.
Turkey baster …I couldn’t imagine him getting that messy .
 
You’re really not helping you know.
There’s footage 😬

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Yeah that’s what they want us to believe it couldn’t be further from the truth ,this multibillion pound industry is throughout society even the elderly are being placed in pop up foreign run care homes looked after by very low paid (in some cases )unqualified agency staff. They’ve deliberately cut the health service to the bone …In Ireland the best healthcare professionals are moving to the likes of Australia because they can’t get employment at home the Irish government ( like UK) will be bringing in Kenyan nurses/midwives to train ,over 50% of hospital staff in Ireland are migrants…Unbelievable when you really look at what’s going on .Putting a recruitment block on homegrown talent has left us in a very vulnerable position.
Must’ve been reading here 😂
 
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