Jack Monroe #84 She ducking RENTS okay?

[MrsOgre]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Oh you can screengrab the fourth option but not the first three, eh?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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I'll take "Things that never happened" for $5000

 

[spirals]

My grandmas response to “what’s for tea” was always “tit with sugar on.”

My husband always says the german equivalent "pipi mit kaka" - pee with poo

 

[Tabitha D]

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Yes Jack, but your Instagram is a bloody mess.

(And why is she assuming she’d get £100k rather than the starter salary - typical Jack grandiosity).

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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She was in the fire service? I didn't know.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

I told my son, eat the food or starve. His response, as he walked off confidently smiling, "I'll starve".

How long did that last? I never made it to bedtime.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Showing my age..

 

[Cuileann]

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"I do my own Instagram"

 

[BlendedSlop]

Dismantling buildings and structures: the crappy bungalow's about to collapse from the combined weight of her Cotswold ephemera, so she can tick that box.

Removing hazardous materials: transporting her bowls of slop from kitchen to overflowing bin surely counts.

Carrying out salvage operations: she's well-versed in rescuing valuable goods from a ruinous fate (e.g. Burberry scarves).

"Nailed it mate. When do I start?"

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Thought creative and media was the second option but now you're saying it's the fifth, like really can you not remember what you've said LITERALLY 2 MINUTES AGO??

 

[MrsOgre]

Nooooo

 

[Begborrowsteal]

How long did that last? I never made it to bedtime.

Oh he happily went without dinner. Another night, again the statement of eat it or go hungry - "I'll go hungry". drives me demented!

 

[Cuileann]

This is (obviously) wildly off topic, but it cheered me up and it's a nice reminder whilst we discuss someone who behaves despicably that, actually, there are some lovely people around. This was posted on a community page for my town.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

'For the benefit of NEW readers..'
Are you drinking bong water, Jack? They are bleeping leaving!

 

[MancBee]

I've just completed it and got the exact same result.

Is it possible that the algorithm isn't that sophisticated and it just brings up much the same for everyone?

 

[Veronicaaa]

I've just completed it and got the exact same result.

Is it possible that the algorithm isn't that sophisticated and it just brings up much the same for everyone?

It's been shared on twitter for the past few days specifically to highlight how wildly inaccurate it is - never underestimate Jack's complete dimness.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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That sweet corn looks like it’s already passed through someone

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I've just completed it and got the exact same result.

Is it possible that the algorithm isn't that sophisticated and it just brings up much the same for everyone?

Or... You are Jack!

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

Oh he happily went without dinner. Another night, again the statement of eat it or go hungry - "I'll go hungry". drives me demented!

He mustn't need it at the moment - metabolism is probably all over the place in a growing child. (I have no idea because I have no children, but I do remember eating stuff I didn't like when my stomach was growling at me. And I hated it when Mam was right. ) Stick to your guns!