Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown

[NP]

Tinned fish and potato bread is not the one. Also I thought she loved on tinned stuff. Not one tin to be seen.

She probably has more Tesco Finest sardines in the cupboard.

 

[kachoochoo]

oh, squiggle, you know the answer to this! the ad riddled website or the aff link obv!

 

[HarderFaster]

"My second biggest audience is in the US".

duck off, Jack. Just duck off. If you think the right wingers here are especially thick and intolerant then you're in for a shock with the US ones, who are also religious. Your failed stint as a Sunday school assistant won't shield you from their wrath towards a lesbian single mother.

Not only does your work not translate, nor does your lifestyle. Poverty-fishing is the absolute opposite of the American dream.

I cannot stand her. Can't wait to see her try and cook shrimp and grits or some tit, though, and duck it right up. Drag her, 'Murica.

 

[Droosie123]

Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack sell the Emin for some cash.

 

[Chip1984]

A reminder that it’s not just the “nasty little group” that can see through Jack. Just cracked up at these texts from my mum (shared with permission!)View attachment 257092 q

I wish your Mum was my Mum!

 

[Flash123]

I really hope she isn’t going to force SB to eat the slimy stir fry mixes. And for her own safety I hope she is going to cook them today though that is far too much veg for 1-2 people to eat in one meal and even if they aren’t out of date those stir fry veg packs usuallly always say to not reheat them

 

[BettyBetty]

Hope she buys some bleach tomorrow for the loo

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She did the goddamn same thing in Edinburgh. She could afford to book an expensive aparthotel but bought out the 10p whoopsie yellow sticker biscuits in the local Sainsbury’s. Someone could have had those and given themselves and/or their children a treat. But no, SuperJack has to get in there with her poverty claims.

SHE DOESN'T EAT BISCUITS.

 

[Tabitha D]

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Oh, is she back?

Sounds like bacon potato pancakes isn’t the only surprise in store for lucky SB this week. Wait til he sees the e-coli stir fry or the liver curry!

 

[kachoochoo]

I really hope she isn’t going to force SB to eat the slimy stir fry mixes. And for her own safety I hope she is going to cook them today though that is far too much veg for 1-2 people to eat in one meal and even if they aren’t out of date those stir fry veg packs usuallly always say to not reheat them

apparently, one's going in a red lentil dhansak that's going on now. the other's going in a sausage and bean stew at some unspecified time

 

[Lanie]

Why doesn't she a packet of jacket potatoes and make jackets with two of them with various fillings and some chunky wedges with the other two to have with chicken thighs. Curries if made from scratch are actually quite pricey my husband has done it a few times. You can buy a bag of oats for like a pound she could make porridge for brekkie and some flapjacks for a treat with the other. She's not even trying to do a good shop.

 

[Scarletfever]

Potato bread is not nice when it's out of date. Honestly, don't bother. Buy it fresh or make your own, it is super simple.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Curried liver???? She can’t be serious. Please tell me she’s taking the piss.

bleeping vandal!

 

[emmer_moans]

I wonder if the supermarket staff recognise her for her fame and chuckle to themselves regarding her new routine of hovering over the reduced section.

 

[Cuileann]

Shouldn't that be
#thisismyeurghdeNil

#this is my hnghghnnguhnndeNil

Fraus please send help. I am beginning to fear I won't ever catch up with the thread

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Potato bread is not nice when it's out of date. Honestly, don't bother. Buy it fresh or make your own, it is super simple.

It goes bluemould often before it even hits it's best before date. 5+ years working in the bakery/bread dept at a supermarket here I consider myself an EXPERT. And yes she could build herself a forever home with day old tiger rolls they'd be that hard.

 

[Tabitha D]

I wonder if the supermarket staff recognise her for her fame and chuckle to themselves regarding her new routine of hovering over the reduced section.

I wonder if the 10p putrid stir-fry veg was the result of a bet - to see if Jack will, in fact, buy any old shite.

She has *completely missed* the point which her follower was making about rural poverty and lack of access to supermarkets. Instead, she’s only answered the question as it applies to her.
She should be aware of this stuff. FGS isn’t she supposed to be writing a book about food poverty?

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Also re the previous tweets. Welfare.

Has she never been on Instagram bleeping shopping hauls *whirls back in time five years*

 

[Ellabella]

Now, my kid is a very adventurous eater but even they wouldn't eat liver curry. So it's probably for her, tucking into yet more lower welfare meat. #90%vegan

Also WTF does she mean using stir fry veg in a curry "feels subversive"? It's just veg you twit.

 

[Eurgh]

Well you had the confidence to leap about on that sofa with your minge out and to smear yourself on that sideboard in barely any clothes and post several bikini shots and sing and post your terrible poetry and do your mime show so you’ll probably manage to dig deep and find it somewhere.