Jack Monroe #600 If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?

1
W

witchofwestbyfleet

VIP Member
Well ninnies, we made it to 600 THREADS!!!

Winning thread title by @NomDeGuerre, from a review of one of guest's books by someone known only as Alex. You win a medal and a place in canal history as the thread title winner for this six hundredth thread! Alex wins nothing because they should know it is a carabina (WARNED!)

Recap:
  • No VBI
  • No accounting for Patreon funds
  • No bylines
  • No tellybox
  • (Almost) no engagement
  • No visits from "The Teen" except on Tuesdays
  • No new books
  • No public appearances coming up
  • No pet insurance for her cat, but she does have it for the dog
And now she's not so subtly rattling the begging bowl saying she can't afford to pay for treatment for Cooper's kidney disease and has had to cut back on her already paltry food budget for her ever-growing Teen and his ouchy, arthritic, addicted, impoverished smol pixie Mama. It's not like she has a spare £156k lying around! Will guest come up with a last-minute Christmas chaos?

Wiki up on the pink button!
 
Schrödingers pet insurance. I hope Coops pisses on the sofa and her bed.

Luckily she’s got huge savings accounts such as-
-£157k for cash purchase of flat
-2+ years of “saving what I would have spent on booze, to take SB on holiday” which he’s not yet been taken on by her
-all the income saved From work, she only pays herself a living wage and the rest goes into an account
 
markup_1000008126.png



🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦
 
My sister & her husband didn't have insurance for one of their cats. Cost her 10k to save it's life. 10. Grand. Money she didn't have. She did a crowd fund thing (I didn't agree with it at all so didn't contribute) and took money from both sets of parents. Couldn't be me. I love her dearly but it's your responsibility to be prepared for pet illness. It's part of being a responsible pet owner.
 
Geetbo said:
Animal abusing bleep Jack is definitely my least favourite.
Click to expand...

It also speaks volumes to how those around her enable her. If they don’t step in when she’s clearly describing animal neglect and abuse, they’re as culpable as she is - and I don’t mean that they should pay her vet bills, I mean they shouldn’t ignore all the torture she put the kitten through, what allegedly happened to her Guinea pigs, the mini cat that was clearly being terrified out of its wits, the state Coopsy has been in and the horrendous mess that Contents fur was in.
 
Aaaahhhhhh, we have been worrying about Coops's health for months! Months! We diagnosed the kidney issues! We diagnosed the eye issues! He's a young cat, this shouldn't be happening! I am inarticulate with anger! Aaaahhhhhh!

Also, like HELL she has been setting aside the money she would have spent on insurance. Why not take him in sooner, in that case? You've never set money aside in your life, Jack. You plow it straight into sideboards and Viv (RIP) and yomps to Celery Town. duck offfffffff.
 
Ms Biscuit said:
Aaaahhhhhh, we have been worrying about Coops's health for months! Months! We diagnosed the kidney issues! We diagnosed the eye issues! He's a young cat, this shouldn't be happening! I am inarticulate with anger! Aaaahhhhhh!

Also, like HELL she has been setting aside the money she would have spent on insurance. Why not take him in sooner, in that case? You've never set money aside in your life, Jack. You plow it straight into sideboards and Viv (RIP) and yomps to Celery Town. duck offfffffff.
Click to expand...
Plus she’s got over a hundred grand!

Get your cat to the vets. Rehome him. Then get in the bin where you belong you utter utter bleep.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top