Jack Monroe #595 Why you cry? BlueSky

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Thread title by @Smeghead, nominated by @FlowerOfTheEast. You each win a pair of earmuffs to block out the sounds of Jackling and honking coming from the bungamansion.

Recap: Well where do we start?
  • Guest has manic depression! DON'T call it bipolar disorder because she thinks that "implies two states like toggling a light switch" or some such bollocks. Purely coincidence that Heston Blumenthal is getting attention for talking about his bipolar diagnosis
  • Guest is simultaneously trans, non-binary, pansexual, and a lesbian while making fun of others' pronouns
  • Guest is sharing horrid porridge-based slops
  • Cooper is unwell, underfed, and infested with fleas
  • Guest drinks full fat milk (despite being lactose intolerant) and eats dog biscuits
  • Guest won't let her son watch AbFab because Edina's an alcoholic. But they also had deep and heartfelt conversations about her addiction after watching Loudermilk together. But he also goes to AA meetings with her and listens to everything and is totally unfazed!
  • After 5 days of lights on, chaos looms as she would have you know her son thinks she's bleeping BRILLIANT! and they totally spend every night on the sofa together watching comedies and laughing till their kidneys hurt, she is a full time custodial parent
  • And is baiting poverty again as she says she has no heating on and hasn't had a haircut in a year, despite having clearly recently had her hair done when she was photographed at the General Election count
  • We know she's reading her Tattle thread because immediately after Content not being there was discussed, she posted about taking Content into a cafe
Ir's just like old times, ninnies! And just in time for the 2024 Sloppies! Guest's feeling SASSY and FABULOUS after a makeover and now she's started snapping at people, Elmo is lurking around the corner ...

Wiki up on the pink button?
 
Buckle up, tenderstems. It's coming... 📌

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Seaford Haggington said:
The timelines are all over the place. Things happening now and in the past. Stories make no sense whatsoever.

"once dared me" - so you knew in advance ages ago you would have 11,000 followers on Bluesky? What an odd thing to say.

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She exists in all of space and time at once.
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She exists in all of space and time at once.

The Padre Pio of grifters.
 
The essay she wrote about fictional comedy television situation comedy sitcom series (or whatever she calls them) was exactly what narcs do. She's said something with a hint of truth (people have implied, and she's probably talking about on Tattle, that she's a tit parent for a plethora of reasons) and then made up what the criticism is about (watching telly with her son, which is obviously totally innocuous) so she can paint herself as the victim.

LOOK THE TROLLS BULLY ME FOR NO REASON! I CAN'T EVEN WATCH THE TELLY WITH MY SON! SOMETHING SOMETHING BULLSHIT SCREENTIME! WAHHH POOR ME!

Bin off you psycho, you literally described yourself as having traumatised your son, nobody gives a tit if you watch bleeping Ab Fab with him (you don't).
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lilykestrel said:
apolitical and embargoed :unsure:

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Wind it in, Pinnochio.
 
ahkrin said:
She doesn't go to pubs socially because she's got no mates not because she doesn't drink. Otherwise she wouldn't be able to go to restaurants or dinner parties or election night celebrations or anything. duck off Jack.
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Pubs? No chance!

I'm surprised she dare even turn on the telly, seeing as how a display of Christmas mince pies shoves her brutally off the wagon and sends her spiralling into the hell of alcoholism again, so God alone knows how the festive booze ads affect her .
 
Is her broken foot better?

I don’t think saying her son walks 15k steps a day is the flex she thinks it is. You can’t get that many steps in a school day, much like an office job, as you are forced to sit so much. If he was travelling from hers he would be sat on transport as well a lot. Instead he must be walking from his dad’s house.

She’s only saying she’s trans because it’s a short hand to deflect people who attack her, which isn’t because she’s ‘trans’ but because she’s a bleep
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Is her broken foot better?

I don’t think saying her son walks 15k steps a day is the flex she thinks it is. You can’t get that many steps in a school day, much like an office job, as you are forced to sit so much. If he was travelling from hers he would be sat on transport as well a lot. Instead he must be walking from his dad’s house.

She’s only saying she’s trans because it’s a short hand to deflect people who attack her, which isn’t because she’s ‘trans’ but because she’s a bleep
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15k steps = 7 miles. Only half of what guest used to do.
 
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