Jack Monroe #594 Professional victim seeks gleeful trolls for mutually beneficial relationship.

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Seaford Haggington said:
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1) You don’t have any friends
2) A bad signal on modern mobile phone networks isn’t solved by shouting (it’s digital)
3) As an expert celebrity cook having written 7 cookbooks, why would you need to ask for help with it
4) If it’s started to smell, it’s probably gone off
5) No-one cares. Shut up.

ETA: She’s been on there, what a couple of days and she’s already invented multiple fictitious scenarios, that undoubtedly never happened, in order to elevenerife it over her new followers about how kerrrazy she is. She is absolutely insufferable.
 
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Elsie Ben Felyn said:
My time on BlueSky must now come to an end. It's for weirdos.I've been followed by an American account who wants to be taught how to be from my hometown because they saw it on the tv and have fallen in love with our culture. Sorry. What?
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I recommend never joining threads, then
I see 27 Americans an hour banging on about how Scottish or Irish they are despite none of their family ever having left Texas and how they're moving here now orange man is in charge again
 
SendReceive said:
1) You don’t have any friends
2) A bad signal on modern mobile phone networks isn’t solved by shouting (it’s digital)
3) As an expert celebrity cook having written 7 cookbooks, why would you need to ask for help with it
4) If it’s started to smell, it’s probably gone off
5) No-one cares. Shut up.
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So presumably that pig's head was just wasted as she couldn't be arsed to deal with it properly before it went off.
Marvellous for the Queen of budget cookery and no waste.
 
Jelly Bean said:
Who are these bleeping idiots that keep having loud conversations that cause other people to fall off their chairs in shock?
So tedious.
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I often walk away in disgust when I hear people talking on public transport. Anything louder than a funeral whisper is enough to set me off my head. Worse still if it’s an attention seeking *looks around to make sure people are within earshot* “I’ve got a head in my fridge, what should I do with it?” 📢
Wankers.
 
Elsie Ben Felyn said:
My time on BlueSky must now come to an end. It's for weirdos.I've been followed by an American account who wants to be taught how to be from my hometown because they saw it on the tv and have fallen in love with our culture. Sorry. What?
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I'm dying to know where you're from now! (Not in a 🍉 way. Don't actually tell me.) Being from Celery Town I have a very low tolerance for Americans and their notions.
 
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