Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

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Winning thread title by @DinosaurSenior, nominated by @Valiofthedolls. Actual title is "Just a jumble of twatness", but no naughty words allowed in thread titles. You each win an actual dictionary (not the Southend English Jacktionary) so you can make sense of words, because guest certainly can't!

Recap: Guest's been mostly quiet, there were a few tweets in support of Kamala Harris (maybe why we haven't heard from her since?) and a brief return of Footy!Jack. Also her old pal Janey Godley sadly passed away; guest's "tribute" to Janey was all about herself and contained weirdly visceral imagery of kidneys which is not really what you what in a situation like this.

We reminisced about the Mrs Gloss days, guest's varying accents (from working class Essex to "odd Irish lilt"), "leathers and a lid", and the many, many things that guest is too pretty to be (gay, poor, a Guardian columnist, etc.) And congratulated @TrolleyParton on her engagement to a lovely lady who hasn't LEFT.

Patreon funds not accounted for, VBI non-existent, these things will never change.

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witchofwestbyfleet said:
She was tit at actually doing anything about him though, whereas a year later a podcast host with far smaller following than Jack managed to actually get his publisher to revise one of his books because it contained racist stereotypes
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Omg why do people keep expecting her to DO THINGS??? Being the povviest weightlifting bone crumbling mamapapa poverty campaigning (yeahbutnobutyeahbutno) bed nest dweller is ENOUGH. Alright?? Taps sign.
 
L3moning said:
Tbf Jack is hardly the only person who hates David Walliams.
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I think she’s likely been right about quite a few people and it’s part of why she’s never seemed to have consequences (eg if you were a celeb chef who had some “borrowed” recipes even if not to the extent she claimed, you wouldn’t want to call her out and draw more attention to whether you had “borrowed”). She also mentioned Brand’s AA MO before anyone else did.

But with Walliams, as with so many she somehow managed to take something that should have been a slam dunk and turn it into an own goal by being her normal twatty self.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Also THAT MAN! has had his children's book withdrawn over an insensitive portrayal of Indigenous Australians, which seems to have occurred because his publishers did not involve sensitivity readers like he wanted to. Which led us to reminisce about the days of guest's vendetta against David Walliams
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I'm honestly surprised, given guest's hate-on for THAT MAN and his (allegedly) taking opportunities away from deserving yet underrepresented cookery experts, that she hasn't been all over this one. Surely speaking up for oppressed indigenous peoples is right up her alley of activism.
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
I think she’s likely been right about quite a few people and it’s part of why she’s never seemed to have consequences (eg if you were a celeb chef who had some “borrowed” recipes even if not to the extent she claimed, you wouldn’t want to call her out and draw more attention to whether you had “borrowed”). She also mentioned Brand’s AA MO before anyone else did.

But with Walliams, as with so many she somehow managed to take something that should have been a slam dunk and turn it into an own goal by being her normal twatty self.
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To be able to properly take the moral high ground she'd need some morals.
 
Inspired by this thread I'm revisiting Adrian Mole (for about the 20th time)... she really is Adrian...

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Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Steadily losing followers. Massive drop just after the US election, and still losing hundreds every day.

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Only 58 tweets in 30 days. Some influencers might manage that in 12 hours 😅

(He says having made well over 100 posts between here, a different forum and Reddit on the day of the UK election, and probably 50 odd for the US election).
 
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