Jack Monroe #591 Oh god. It’s awake and “doing food”

[HotesTilaire]

As ever, at the cutting edge of bantz by just realising Arsenal contains the word “arse” lol who’da thunk it, etc.

 

[MavisBeacon]

Oh god, it's awake and "doing football".

 

[MediumLoad]

As ever, at the cutting edge of bantz by just realising Arsenal contains the word “arse” lol who’da thunk it, etc.

You'd think she'd have copped it before now seeing as she talks through her own arse all the time. Not to mention getting her arse handed to her time and again.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s listed some of the team players who are playing in the match. Buckle up for some basic observations

 

[rage naan]

Jack Monroe, arse-en-hole

the bantz: when people are "disappointed" to "remember" she's a "liverpool fan"

arsenal are evil but that's neither here nor there

 

[lilykestrel]

As ever, at the cutting edge of bantz by just realising Arsenal contains the word “arse” lol who’da thunk it, etc.

sad for her that she missed the Wenger years, just imagine the hoots that could have been had!

 

[BeardyBap]

YASS KWEEN

 

[MediumLoad]

YASS KWEEN ❤‼

Result!

What do we reckon brought her out of her filth pit?

The mithering about her pool fibs, appalling recipes, that she's a non-entity of a complete failure? The list is endless.

 

[KebabGirl]

Just be grateful it's not 2009 (?) with Arshavin scoring 4 for Arsenal, against Liverpool.
Imagine the amount of laughing like a drain at the naughty end of the table with all your bestest friends in the world.

Just put a bet on Arsenal to win because I am that petty.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Just be grateful it's not 2009 (?) with Arshavin scoring 4 for Arsenal, against Liverpool.
Imagine the amount of laughing like a drain at the naughty end of the table with all your bestest friends in the world.

Just put a bet on Arsenal to win because I am that petty.

Was it 0-4 to Liverpool then?
two cheeks of the same red shite arse playing each other

 

[KebabGirl]

Was it 0-4 to Liverpool then?
two cheeks of the same red shite arse playing each other

4-4 which in restaurant parlance is 4-0 to us and 4-0 to them.
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Christ.
Who is she watching it with? Or just reading Twitter?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Jack Monroe, arse-en-hole

the bantz: when people are "disappointed" to "remember" she's a "liverpool fan"

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arsenal are evil but that's neither here nor there

Oh duck sake. I dated a lad who liked arsenal and hw turned out to be an hole. Not liking the fact her dad seems to be from my partners neck of the woods( watermelon) jack please duck off

 

[houseofhoop]

4-4 which in restaurant parlance is 4-0 to us and 4-0 to them.
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Christ.
Who is she watching it with? Or just reading Twitter?

Tragic tragic twit

 

[YerDa]

 

[Pavlova]

Hooting

 

[BlendedSlop]

Currently 2-1 to Arsenal. This is like when England crashed out of the World Cup immediately after she'd tweeted about watching it. She's the kiss of death to everything: brand partnerships, relationships, sporting endeavours...

ETA: maybe I spoke too soon. She's still a twit.

 

[Falkor]

The new target must be into kickyball. Run, whoever you are. Run.

 

[rage naan]

stop encouraging her, squigs

I hate this. I hate Arsenal, I don't want to have to want them to win

 

[nothanksbabes]

She's so bleeping cringe. I can't bear it.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Talking out her Mediterraneanal as usual then.