Jack Monroe #588 Slop making sense

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She's such an embarassing performative twit. Not only did she go to a meeting that people being paid to attend would be bored shitless by, she has such a sad little life that this was an event for her worthy of tweeting about. It's bleeping tragic. Get some mates you mouth-breathing twerp.

She looks like one of those weird deep-sea fish with her gob hanging open.
 
MancBee said:
I can't think of any reason that Jack would need to go, it's not as though she would have anything to contribute. It is all online now anyway, so she could watch from the comfort of her own fully carpeted (rented) home. What will she do with the information she hears at these meetings? It is all such a waste of her time. Why doesn't she run for councillor where she could actually contribute, rather than just document meetings for busywork.
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It surely can’t just be me who’s hoping that the next step in the full-circle return to her ‘umble beginnings is going to be penning bloviating curtain-twitching insufferable old fart pompous
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to THE NEWSPAPER?

Go on, Jack. You were losing your touch back in the day 😔
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I’m a bit of a sloucher tbh, especially when bored/uninterested. Really wish I wasn’t as my posture is terrible which I am trying to correct! Also if I was somewhere I didn’t want to be then I’d a) not be there in the first place because wtf and b) sit somewhere out of the way so that I wouldn’t have to interact with anybody!
 
chizontiz said:
I’m a bit of a sloucher tbh, especially when bored/uninterested. Really wish I wasn’t as my posture is terrible which I am trying to correct! Also if I was somewhere I didn’t want to be then I’d a) not be there in the first place because wtf and b) sit somewhere out of the way so that I wouldn’t have to interact with anybody!
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Yes, but there’s slouching and there’s
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Lots of lip picking, yawning, shuffling, continued phone checking. Out for a drink, back in, (Burberry??) coat on and gone 10m before the end.
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Oh god. I'm going to do it. So, I have ADHD and I would also do all of these things ESPECIALLY if I was trying to concentrate. I dislike her for so so many things but honestly I do have some sympathy here. I know she's a munchie, malingering twit but even of the adhd is remotely true then I'm willing to discount this one thing.
 
MancBee said:
Jack really is uncouth and charmless, isn't she?

There's something quite odious and repellent about her.

I didn't know whether I should write about this as it sounds like I am showing off, but sod it, I'll show off.

I knew someone from the architects practice that designed the Hacienda, so got to go in the VIP area a lot. Met the Gallaghers (and many many others). They pissed me off with their "I'm more Manc than you" act. A bit pathetic really, but their swagger was something they played up to. It's where my drug use started to get out of hand.

Jack would have been apoplectic if she had seen the youngsters doing what they were doing in the Hacienda VIP area. She was scared of the youth in the dance tent at Glastonbury, God knows what she would have done in Madchester in the 90's. This is still one of my favourite stories that show her for the prude she is. I'm only surprised that she is doubtless on the ❄ a habit she most likely picked up when she was a "West London Lesbian".

Back to Jack. Anyone that has ever been to a council meeting will know how boring they are. I used to write and present reports to full council, and to some of the committees. Council Officers and Journalist who were paid to go were bored to tears, why someone would willingly go is beyond me.

I can't think of any reason that Jack would need to go, it's not as though she would have anything to contribute. It is all online now anyway, so she could watch from the comfort of her own fully carpeted (rented) home. What will she do with the information she hears at these meetings? It is all such a waste of her time.

Why doesn't she run for councillor where she could actually contribute, rather than just document meetings for busywork.
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I agree it's performative busy work. I have to present as an officer at council committees and in my job, where my work is in the public realm and gets a lot of scrutiny, is often hard work. Not pretend busy work. Party workers filling up thr public gallery can sometimes be deliberately intimidating. So duck off Jack with your performative bollocks
 
CocoCottesmore said:
Oh god. I'm going to do it. So, I have ADHD and I would also do all of these things ESPECIALLY if I was trying to concentrate. I dislike her for so so many things but honestly I do have some sympathy here. I know she's a munchie, malingering twit but even of the adhd is remotely true then I'm willing to discount this one thing.
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But then I’m guessing you wouldn’t choose the seat right behind the council leader to sit in. Or you’d maybe watch from the comfort of your own home.

There are two reasons to attend council meetings now theyre live-streamed as a member of the public: as a show of support for something or because you want to ask a question. Going along to sit and listen is completely pointless
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
But then I’m guessing you wouldn’t choose the seat right behind the council leader to sit in. Or you’d maybe watch from the comfort of your own home.

There are two reasons to attend council meetings now theyre live-streamed as a member of the public: as a show of support for something or because you want to ask a question. Going along to sit and listen is completely pointless
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And you still probably wouldn't pick your nose repeatedly in front of everyone
 
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