Jack Monroe #587 Reverse Anna Delvey

[Valiofthedolls]

Ah I see, the Dublin ticket portal opens at a different time to that for the UK dates? So all the military alarm clocks are to try to bag Dublin tickets. It’s cheaper to go from Southend to there than to London after all

“Oasis tickets for you, to be sure! Don’t worry, SB! Oi’ll run all da way to Dublin, so I will. Just as fast as me wee little second generation Oirish Mammy legs will carry me!”

Spoiler

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Maybe her Dublin journo friend can blag some, then it's just the £27.50 for flights.

 

[griftalo]

bleeping hell why’s she constantly telling stupid lies about spew? Apparently she’s not only totally full of tit, she’s also totally emptied out of sick.

Spoiler: Emetophobes beware

I was sick before going on stage and Jarvis Cocker of Pulp (Jarvis Cocker’s Band) comforted me! View attachment 3140789 q
I was sick* (twice!) before going on stage and JOURNALIST ROS WYNNE JONES comforted me! View attachment 3140791 q
*in the portable toilet
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I was sick and here’s a lovely recipe and my mum’s IBS to comfort you me!
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I was sick (in my own hair) and NOBODY comforted me! View attachment 3140794 qAnd one from the Left Field (a pleasant, safe family affair)View attachment 3140821 q

Spoiler

I was NOT sick, and here’s a photo of my boots with no sick-splats on them!
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FFS, get some new attention-seeking fantasist material, you boring bleep.

ETA: forgot!
I was SEVERELY sick and Big Posho comforted me!View attachment 3140829 q

such a tedious wanker, will she never stop?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I love how she has shown off the utter expensive tat she has treated herself to over the years and holidays with OH, who dumped her arse not long after, cannot stump up a couple of tickets for her kid. I get they may cost the earth, but she could pull the early christmas present card and say he will only get essentials for Christmas, that is if he really ia a true fan! I think she is just love bombing the duck out it it because its currently the big thing and she really is such a sheep( in a dickheads clothing)

She looks off her bleeping tits.

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Somewhere in that Thorpe Bay attic, there’s a very, very confused Portrait of Jack Monroe.

 

[Lazarus]

Slop-a-sonic

She’s feeling slopasonic, give her gin vin and tonic…

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I love how she has shown off the utter expensive tat she has treated herself to over the years and holidays with OH, who dumped her arse not long after, cannot stump up a couple of tickets for her kid. I get they may cost the earth, but she could pull the early christmas present card and say he will only get essentials for Christmas, that is if he really ia a true fan! I think she is just love bombing the duck out it it because its currently the big thing and she really is such a sheep( in a dickheads clothing)

She looks off her bleeping tits.

I doubt he would go with her. He will be 15/16? If he really is into Oasis he will much more likely be there with his vaping crew sporting bucket hat "lids".

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

I love how she has shown off the utter expensive tat she has treated herself to over the years and holidays with OH, who dumped her arse not long after, cannot stump up a couple of tickets for her kid. I get they may cost the earth, but she could pull the early christmas present card and say he will only get essentials for Christmas, that is if he really ia a true fan! I think she is just love bombing the duck out it it because its currently the big thing and she really is such a sheep( in a dickheads clothing)

She looks off her bleeping tits.

Supposedly can't even afford her OWN ticket if her son pays for his!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Oh blue squig*, so close, so very close

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*blue squig appears to have been regularly DMing guest, so I suspect there’s been some of the usual behind-the-scenes manipulation

Actually us effin trolls think Jack makes duck all on you books because they are tit and no one buys them

 

[Grifty Mc]

Actually us effin trolls think Jack makes duck all on you books because they are tit and no one buys them

So many questionable squiggs are so obviously her it is embarrassing. Such a sad little life.

 

[griftalo]

I love how she has shown off the utter expensive tat she has treated herself to over the years and holidays with OH, who dumped her arse not long after, cannot stump up a couple of tickets for her kid. I get they may cost the earth, but she could pull the early christmas present card and say he will only get essentials for Christmas, that is if he really ia a true fan! I think she is just love bombing the duck out it it because its currently the big thing and she really is such a sheep( in a dickheads clothing)

She looks off her bleeping tits.

 

[FrumpyCat]

There’s always a chance that she really is skint and it’s a simp like this who’s buying her a forever hydrangea flat with a timely lotto or inheritance windfall

Spoiler: They walk among us

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The green swig is offering to buy Jack a house in exchange for her Ocado order.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

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You need to ask them to roll their sleeves up.

RICKEEEEEEY isn't covered with sh*t tattoos.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I mean good god. I wouldn’t simp like that to Jesus Christ himself even after he made a million fishes turn into wine or whatever he did.

Oh good, alcohol-free fish wine recipe incoming. well done.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

There’s always a chance that she really is skint and it’s a simp like this who’s buying her a forever hydrangea flat with a timely lotto or inheritance windfall

Spoiler: They walk among us

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I still reckon the reason it fell through was because she didn’t have all the money herself and big D or whoever was stumping up the lions share refused when they realised the shite short lease situation.

She was too embarrassed to admit that to the sellers after she’d assured them it would be fine so she ghosted them.

Makes the most sense to me - explains why the seller got the question about the lease and then there was radio silence after, explains the money passing all the checks because it was there and came from legit means and also explains how the woman who spends money on sideboards etc (see the wiki list of all her shite) and allegedly m’lud “recreational activities” like she does managed to have that amount in cash. Also explains the ghosting - it’s not right but it’s also not uncommon for people to be embarrassed about making a mistake like that nor for buyers to ghost sellers and vice versa in the property market.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

The green swig is offering to buy Jack a house in exchange for her Ocado order.

I thought it was a "get-out" clause in tricky "Jack-language" learned from tricky Jack.

She offered to buy a house in exchange for "nice food" - which guest could never cook - though as you say Sensei-Jack, Master of Wordage, would turn it round on her and send her a jar of BonneMaman jam or something.

 

[BeardyBap]

You need to ask them to roll their sleeves up.

RICKEEEEEEY isn't covered with sh*t tattoos.

Once again…

 

[rage naan]

pOrTRaiT mODe of Dorian Gray

far too late but a perfect thread title

Look what I found, guest is in the beer business

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

If anyone wants to watch the meeting and make their own nice collage, the video is here: https://southend.public-i.tv/core/portal/webcast_interactive/904409/start_time/108000

The guy she’s sitting behind is leader of the council, apologies, not chief exec). As you can see, she’s literally the only member of the public who is in shot most of the time when he’s talking.

On behalf of the people of Southend (not that I’m from Southend but I’m just across the water), duck off Jack.

 

[secretsrsafe]

If anyone wants to watch the meeting and make their own nice collage, the video is here: https://southend.public-i.tv/core/portal/webcast_interactive/904409/start_time/108000

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The guy she’s sitting behind is leader of the council, apologies, not chief exec). As you can see, she’s literally the only member of the public who is in shot most of the time when he’s talking.

On behalf of the people of Southend (not that I’m from Southend but I’m just across the water), duck off Jack.

Are the audience meant to be on their phones or listening to what’s being said? Or was very important guest crunching data (like they did in Veep) to see what the public reaction is to what’s being said? A silver lining …. no dead spiders residing on her eyes.

 

[YerDa]

If anyone wants to watch the meeting and make their own nice collage, the video is here: https://southend.public-i.tv/core/portal/webcast_interactive/904409/start_time/108000

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The guy she’s sitting behind is leader of the council, apologies, not chief exec). As you can see, she’s literally the only member of the public who is in shot most of the time when he’s talking.

On behalf of the people of Southend (not that I’m from Southend but I’m just across the water), duck off Jack.

I’ve had a dip into a few sessions and she’s literally just fannying about paying no attention at all. Is that what obsession with local democracy looks like? Because it looks like time-filling when you’re a bit bored rattling round the bungamansion and being seen to be there seems like a good idea.