Jack Monroe #587 Reverse Anna Delvey

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She’s only mentioning SB because she thinks someone will send her free tickets that way. She’s never taken him anywhere else, why start now.

I saw oasis as a teen, I saw all the indie bands cheap in my local town hall. It was cheap and we drank underage pints, we had great fun. No way would I pay hundreds of pounds now.
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Time for some oasis/jack mash ups, I’ll go first

Slop-a-sonic
 
Cookiecookie said:
'First time around fan' too. Not saying little kids can't like proper music, but she was a little kid when they first came out, and it just seems very unlikely.

I'm 30yrs older than my daughter, so weirdly, at 14, she's having her Britpop era at roughly the same age I had mine!
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I think a lot of people her age could say that tbh, not super fans but Oasis were super popular generally at that time and lots of kids liked their songs.
 
I saw Oasis at Glastonbury in 1994, just a few days after their second single (Shakermaker) had been released. I lived in Manchester and there was a real buzz about the band at the time, yet only one of my mates would come to see them with me. I remember him saying, “Christ, they’re going to be massive.” Later on, when they’d become the biggest thing in the UK, their impact upon working class kids like me was amazing. I’ll never forget being in the Manchester Poly bar and Don’t Look Back in Anger came on. Every single person in the bar stopped and just sang it at the top of their voices. I’ve never felt such a feeling of togetherness. Hearing What’s the Story Morning Glory at the Hacienda before it was released, waiting for Noel’s protégés Northern Uproar to take the stage. Being convinced that you’ve seen Liam at a rave in Wythenshawe before the coppers raided it. And the bitter disappointment of my friend giving my Maine Road ticket to her brother-in-law, and instead listening to the noise of the gig wafting over the Mancunian rooftops at my window as I revised for my finals.

I’m sorry to be *that person* but she was bleeping 6. Remembering some songs from the radio from when you were a little kid doesn’t mean that she was a “first time round fan”. She can get in the bleeping sea. And anyway, weren’t all the southern softy twats like her into Blur?
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
2012 but everyone’s wise to your grift now

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Yeah, THANK DOMACLES you no longer have it so dreadfully tough, Jack!
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Can’t even fathom how terrible it would have been watching those same 2012 Committee meetings at home on your ancient Nokia 😭
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ETA: from a listing for a ground floor flat with patio (so just like hers) in that actual block
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•Cold damp shithole, with NO GARDEN patio
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Source of 2012 address (of stalked woman in fear of her life):

My disgust at smug owner of dog that mauled boy, 7

I was appalled by the photograph of Rowan Diedrick, the 29-year-old builder who watched his dog maul a seven-year-old boy on Southend seafront, and…
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Source of I SHALL BE WATCHING AT HOME on the television I most definitely did not have because I had sold everything I owned and was in POVERTY (SEVERE).
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Cameras In The Council Meetings: Echo Letter

I read with interest the article in Wednesdays Echo stating that plans were underway to install CCTV in the Council Chamber to broadcast Council meetings. I wrote back in May on this blog, mooting ...
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My OH went to see oasis arond her 'pov era' 2011, 2012. We were only dating a few months and i want to say it was in Manchester! I have never been much of a brit pop fan its all very samey in my opinion. I did see blur at leeds fest. Thought they were meh, but everyone else i was with was desperate to see them and well see we were all sharing the same stab vest.

Its nice to see the week before school starts she has gone off to bore the tits of dusty old helen's and stu's at some local councillor thingy, instead of you know maybe grabbing fish and chips and a quick yomp to the sea with her kid. I know hes nearly 15, but even then i would have yomped to the seaside with my mum, if she was offering dinner.
 
She can’t help but seeeeeethe utter contempt at the thought of having to spend money on something her child would really enjoy (in her own words) and yet feels so unabashedly entitled to other people’s money. The mind slops.

Also Slop Crying Your Eyes Out made me LOL.

Even more perfect as no changes required - The Importance of Being Idle (from the album Don’t Believe the Truth) 👩‍🍳👌
 
It sounds more like the kid has just got back from his summer holidays with his family and has to do the duty visit.

'Dad's going to try and get tickets for Oasis whilst he's at work'.

I'LL COME I LOVE THE OASIS

'Uhhhh. The tickets go on presale early Saturday morning if you want to get one, I guess?'

Heyyy internet, here's a dirty pan of tit pasta to remind you I exist. Now, I've promised my kid I'd take him to see Oasis because I'm the bestest fan ever and it's absolutely nothing to do with his father liking them back in the day when I was still all about ballet lessons in the Range Rover and getting star of the week for learning all my spellings. Who's going to give me tickets and money?
 
Well she definitely went to the meeting last night. Our poor smol pixie who is so terrified of stalkers sat right behind the chief executive (well slightly to the side so she’d always be in shot).

She did make a stab at making notes in her little notebook but quickly gave up the pretence and spent most of the meeting reading stuff on her phone and laughing at her witty replies. I particularly enjoyed her smirking at her own joke when the chief exec was talking about the problem of financing temporary accommodation.

Then she dozed off for a bit, picked her nose a lot, cleaned her nails and was generally gross and grubby.
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VeniVidiVicki said:
Well she definitely went to the meeting last night. Our poor smol pixie who is so terrified of stalkers sat right behind the chief executive (well slightly to the side so she’d always be in shot).

She did make a stab at making notes in her little notebook but quickly gave up the pretence and spent most of the meeting reading stuff on her phone and laughing at her witty replies. I particularly enjoyed her smirking at her own joke when the chief exec was talking about the problem of financing temporary accommodation.

Then she dozed off for a bit, picked her nose a lot, cleaned her nails and was generally gross and grubby.
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Who sits like that at a council meeting?

Arrogant, ungrateful twit.
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
Well she definitely went to the meeting last night. Our poor smol pixie who is so terrified of stalkers sat right behind the chief executive (well slightly to the side so she’d always be in shot).

She did make a stab at making notes in her little notebook but quickly gave up the pretence and spent most of the meeting reading stuff on her phone and laughing at her witty replies. I particularly enjoyed her smirking at her own joke when the chief exec was talking about the problem of financing temporary accommodation.

Then she dozed off for a bit, picked her nose a lot, cleaned her nails and was generally gross and grubby.
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I believed you until you said she "cleaned her nails".

Are you sure she wasn't just squeezing pus out of a whitlow?
 
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