Jack Monroe #580 It’s time to end the slop show

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HotesTilaire said:

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depends which part of the song
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Poor lad, that's a disgusting move if so.
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
That possible of old honker at the hustings, she is standing next to a young man that may be SB. If it's him he has shot up height wise. But why would she take him?
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That looks like a vintage Man City shirt (89 or 91?) that the lad is wearing.
Do the yoof wear shirts of rival football teams these days?
It's a genuine question. Our lad is in his mid-thirties so I'm out of touch.
 
I’m in my late thirties and there has been a lot of talk in my ACKCHUAL OFFICE about post-gig comedowns, given the number of concerts on at the moment.

Many of my younger colleagues have been lamenting post-Taylor blues, and while I would rather guide my dad (DEAD) into my mum than go to a TS concert, I politely nod along and refrain from saying that I was spaffed in the face by a 20ft penis on Sunday at a Rammstein concert and I’d do it the duck again because, ya know, I have a vague idea of how to interact with other human beings.

Jack is so inherently performative; it’s like her life isn’t based in any kind of reality. Her time is up, tho, and these flailings are all the more pathetic in that context.
 
moglits said:
Jack is so inherently performative; it’s like her life isn’t based in any kind of reality. Her time is up, tho, and these flailings are all the more pathetic in that context.
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at this point even Simon "Internet prankster" Harris would reject her material for being too boring and derivative.
Next up,
"Hey, kids - you know how when you get the front seat on the top deck of the bus? Innit great!!"
Or something about accidentally picking up SB's packed lunch instead of hers, hahaha look at me eating a petit filous oh well
 
Five hundred dogs said:
I’m green with envy over all these classic rock and even classic FM car dads. Mine likes jazz. Not the okay sort of jazz where a lady with a smokey voice sings over a soulful sax, but the horrible sort of jazz where each track lasts an infinite amount of time as every single musician has to squeak and honk atonality during their own solo before the whole damn lot get together again to cause some kind of ungodly racket.
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I’m going to fall out with you as you have just ruined John Coltrane for me.
 
My theory is Guest is volunteering for Labour, they agreed on the basis that she never mentions it on Social Media (her brand is toxic, darling). She is only allowed to get involved in non-consequential activities such as envelope stuffing.

If she tries to get involved with door-knocking then they assign her ‘office playlist duty’.

She works with the Gen Zers who are too young for big Office responsibilities.
 
MavisBeacon said:
I still remember the day I played my much younger foreign-born colleague We All Stand Together by Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus 🍉 She was just staring at me open mouthed going "This is by the guy who was in the Beatles? The Beatles?????" I think it broke her brain.
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I think I've mentioned before about my lovely Scottish Gran who liked the Beatles because of the Frog Chorus song.
She didn't like the modern music of the fab 4 but apparently the Rupert the Bear fever dream that was 'we all stand together ' made up for everything else and that's why she liked Paul and Co.
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moglits said:
I’m in my late thirties and there has been a lot of talk in my ACKCHUAL OFFICE about post-gig comedowns, given the number of concerts on at the moment.

Many of my younger colleagues have been lamenting post-Taylor blues, and while I would rather guide my dad (DEAD) into my mum than go to a TS concert, I politely nod along and refrain from saying that I was spaffed in the face by a 20ft penis on Sunday at a Rammstein concert and I’d do it the duck again because, ya know, I have a vague idea of how to interact with other human beings.

Jack is so inherently performative; it’s like her life isn’t based in any kind of reality. Her time is up, tho, and these flailings are all the more pathetic in that context.
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Dublin? I'm jealous
 
IcanSpellBéchamel said:
Bit of a thread crossover but has anyone checked whether Jay Slater is in that Southend Foodbank photo?
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Omg are you also a summoner!?
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