Jack Monroe #580 It’s time to end the slop show

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I like to think this squig may have been gently, painstakingly hinting that Jack may just be an absolute bullshitter...

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YerDa said:
“I was born of a certain vintage” - what does she even think that means?!
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I think she's trying to suggest that her parents/wider family are muso types who introduced her to all this stuff from bygone eras, leading to her having the most eclectic, sophisticated music tastes that anyone has ever seen. But of course, this is Jack we're talking about, so she's phrased it in a way that means something entirely different to what she's trying to convey (see also: bootstraps/shoestring).
 
YerDa said:
“I was born of a certain vintage” - what does she even think that means?!
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She’s getting her literature as in, a GI gave her a pair of nylons and took her to see the film once for £2 in ration book tokens mixed up again
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My name is Dr Dr Jack Monroe and I was born of a certain vintage.

While everyone else was agin’ normally with recollections from the years through which they actually lived, I was a fusty old fart harrumphing to THE NEWSPAPERS by the time I was 24, terrified of the youngsters at Glastonbury when I was 26, and from my ridiculous fantasist lies and antiquated worldview could quite plausibly have come of age in any decade from the 1880s to 1950s.
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Valiofthedolls said:
She’s getting her literature as in, a GI gave her a pair of nylons and took her to see the film once for £2 in ration book tokens mixed up again
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My name is Dr Dr Jack Monroe and I was born of a certain vintage.

While everyone else was agin’ normally with recollections from the years through which they actually lived, I was a fusty old fart harrumphing to THE NEWSPAPERS by the time I was 24, terrified of the youngsters at Glastonbury when I was 26, and from my ridiculous fantasist lies and antiquated worldview could quite plausibly have come of age in any decade from the 1880s to 1950s. View attachment 3015979 q
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Nice to see Blue Peter guest. "Here is a slop I made earlier. You will need, some cat litter, a sticky brown poo and one medium inexplicable egg. Toss any old hoo into a used glass ashtray and the job's a good un. Garnish with pobp before serving."
 
nothanksbabes said:
"I'm special me, here's a list of some of the most famous musicians in the world to prove how unique and original I am".
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Exactly. I don't wish to start another roundhead and cavalier canal civil war issue like the one in '23 around whether Aunty Pat content is funny (it is) but if anyone tells me Rumours by Fleetwood Mac is the best album of all time I assume their nose runs when they eat their lemon and herb nandos.
 
Grifty Mc said:
I feel like she has developed this app.
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I feel like she’ll announce that she’s developing this app and that it’s but the work of weekend, call it something ridiculous like Get an Election, rattle the collecting tin for a team of IT experts to work on it, collect the money and quietly never mention it again. When challenged, she’ll say that she’s given the money to a mysterious charity that doesn’t want any publicity, claim that all journalists have the receipts, when forced squiggle out the recipient (Westboro Baptist Chapel) of some pathetic amount and then say that’s what she said she’d do all along.
 
MavisBeacon said:
I think she's volunteering for Labour in some capacity. i cannot believe she's actually being paid to work.
I predict there will be some kind of tweet about how she brought in a "delicious" lunch and everyone clapped and cheered and "now I'm cooking a three course menu for the whole office somehow I guess??? "
Pathetic bleep.
Also, she was born in 1988. She was 9 when Pammy left Baywatch. None of her memories ring true for that age - they're much more like mine and I'm a decade older #1978Truther
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I’m adding ‘pathetic bleep’ to my list which I’ve stolen from other Fraus, along with ‘tragic twit’
 
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