Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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Save ££££s by drying yourself with a flannel after showering. For maximum efficiency, use 10 or 12 flannels at a time.
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I suspect that the real difference between KH and guest is that KH is both hard working and professional. Don’t get me wrong, KH’s opinions are odious and the world would be a better place if she shut up, but I bet she turns up on time sober, clean and camera ready and never needs to be gently, painstakingly scooped up by colleagues.
 
Five hundred dogs said:
I suspect that the real difference between KH and guest is that KH is both hard working and professional. Don’t get me wrong, KH’s opinions are odious and the world would be a better place if she shut up, but I bet she turns up on time sober, clean and camera ready and never needs to be gently, painstakingly scooped up by colleagues.
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She's actually quite likeable too, in spite of the foul things she has said.

Jack has the opposite problem, she's so inauthentic, she is incredibly unlikeable even when she's saying things I agree with entirely.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Here they are, posing for a pic on her lawn.

Oi! Leave Jack Monroe’s stuff alone. WARNED.
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Also…here’s reason 344 billion in the mysterious case of Why Jack Monroe Remains Unwed.

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So... never?
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Lobster Johnson said:
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Apparently this song is about Pete Doherty. Works equally well for guest, though. :LOL:
 
Lazarus said:
I started cowering behind the front room door every time the postman came. Parcels were sent back. Letters unsigned for. I lay awake at night, every creak in the central heating an imaginary boot waiting to kick in my front door, every slowing car on my busy seafront road a group of henchmen, every flashing light an imaginary Police car for imaginary crimes. I have woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable. I have barely slept properly, alone, in over six months, and it is, as the song goes, time to say goodbye.

FFS, and Anne Frank thought she had good cause to be nervous…
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Why was there a creak in the central heating? I thought she couldn’t afford to put it on
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
That 24k would have made a great deposit for buying a first home. She could even have treated SB and his siblings to Disney world and still had enough for a deposit.
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The actual audacity of such a horrific thought. SB, who she gives little to no fucks about, and his siblings that guest didn't birth?? Do you want the men in white coats rung?

She's got "selfish bleep marked through her like Brighton Rock.
 
BishopBrennan said:
I'm so, so far behind and but someone has definitely picked up on the 'in France' for the "ex para" . As an NI person I make no comment on ex paras not necessarily being a good look. I'm sure Ma Ev and Guest have gone through all of that.
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QMSLIN but pleeeease someone tell me about her putting quotation marks (well, apostrophes but all punctuation marks are exchangeable) around him being 'in France'
 
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