Jack Monroe #577 Guest.

[YerDa]

This be the Worse

They fucked her up, Jack's mum and dad
They may not meant to but they did
They filled her with the faults they had
And didn't even gift her the house she so obviously deserved as compensation

Philip Larkin pulled no punches.

 

[griftalo]

This be the Worse

They fucked her up, Jack's mum and dad
They may not meant to but they did
They filled her with the faults they had
And didn't even gift her the house she so obviously deserved as compensation

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in a singular pair of shoes,
Who half the time were sloppy-stern
And half at one another’s cold beans

 

[lilykestrel]

Sorry if this had already been mithered over, but hand looks the same size as head in the new profile pic

 

[Seaford Haggington]

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Sorry if this had already been mithered over, but hand looks the same size as head in the new profile pic

Was going to say, but with all the chaos, I did not think it was possible to dislike the profile pic/header combo more than Grifty Kitchen. But the giant hand holding a Barbie hand with Labour header is really grating.

 

[Morning Mimosa]

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[hoopdedoo]

I was enjoying sleeping in during the past few weeks, secure in the knowledge that guest was offline and I wouldn't miss anything.

But oh dear, looks like it's back to not sleeping for me. I wonder if there's any magical substance that will keep me up all night *and* help me to write lengthy posts as well? ,❄❄❄

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

Can Capybara riot?

Not dead ones, no.

 

[Shimmering]

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Sorry if this had already been mithered over, but hand looks the same size as head in the new profile pic

 

[nothanksbabes]

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She can't just say, "I'd rather not say for privacy's sake" like a normal person can she? Always has to shoehorn a highly embellished tale of woe in there and be a passive aggressive hole.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

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Flee! Flee! We are discovered. Dog to safe house #1. Cat to safe house #2. I'll go to safe house #3. That'll fool them.

 

[houseofhoop]

Wait till she’s watch said ‘Geek Girl’ on Netflix. She’s be centring that around herself I’m sure of it

 

[shugabug23]

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JACK. YOU ARE SO FULL OF tit!!!!

Sorry all

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

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This, right, is absolutely bleeping SPECTACULAR.

Literal bodyguards
Safe houses
Disbanded family

You're not Vlodimir Zelenskyy you absolute fruitcake. You write tit cookery books and have an over inflated sense of self importance. Beyond people calling you a bell end on twitter no-one give a tit, Jack. My word.

 

[SendReceive]

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I don’t seem to recall anyone threatening Content. Maybe I missed that amongst the chaoi.

It’s going to be a long night isn’t it?

 

[nothanksbabes]

I don’t seem to recall anyone threatening Content. Maybe I missed that amongst the chaoi.

It’s going to be a long night isn’t it?

"Give me my postcards or the dog gets it!"

 

[hoopdedoo]

now,.ninnies, the giant hand in the new photo is clearly a tribute to the Photoshop skills of Catherine, Princess of Wales. Guest is expressing solidarity with the Princess during the Princess' medical treatments.

 

[houseofhoop]

Nobody knows who the duck she is! When I first started following the Jack monroe threads on here, obviously my husband and I chat about tattle and who I’m bitching about next, and he said ‘Jack Monroe? Never heard of him’ and quite often I’ve asked work colleagues, friends etc if they’ve heard of Jack Monroe… NO ONE has ever said yes.
Jack no one gives a tit about your womblings on twitter… so no you don’t need body guards and safe houses.
God I’m so embarrassed for you.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Can i just say, where i work has an office, tho i dont work in said office, i do sometimes hang out in there or help out the office staff of they need something moving or tidying up, if ny job role is quite. I have also been fully trained in office health and safety because my work, likes wasting our time doing courses.... however i still do not and never have worked or have a proper job in an office. Just like pet

 

[Be our guest]

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But big chocco just did that because she told the Glastonbury sized audience she's been building shelves and now he's her by commenting on the post...