witchofwestbyfleet
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Winning thread title by @Shimmering. You win a Ben Sherman trench coat fresh from Pitsea Market just like guest's.
Recap: Guest has rebranded mononymously as "Jack." and changed her Twitter handle in attempt to distance herself from The Grift. She's been tweeting a lot about Labour, veterans (her local Labour candidate is a veteran), and being at "the office" which we suspect means she is volunteering with Labour on the campaign trail. It doesn't stop her being up tweeting all night though, which is what she was doing last night. She made several tweets about how she was living her best TOOT TOOT! life and finally happy, even breadcrumbing a potential pregnancy again. Also posting some filtered to hell and back selfies with bonus talk about how she had to do a good ol' spit and boot polish before visiting the Cenotaph, cuz her family is military round the edges. But within an hour or two, all these tweets had been deleted and re-posted.
When squigs started asking why, she claimed they just mysteriously disappeared and it must be that nasty old hacker! The same hacker has apparently deleted key Patreon data meaning she can't fulfil her rewards ever now, ain't that convenient? And they deleted her old Instagram containing the only photos of her dear deceased friend. Only it didn't because all the canal saw her old account and the only pictures she posted of people other than herself were her son or one-offs of people she'd been working with. Then she started bickering with squigs, all before 8am and after having been up half the night on Twitter. It didn't stop her from going into the office for a productive day of *check notes* building book cases for some reason?
Currently she is still tweeting away, repeating the story that the omnipotent hacker/stalker forced her and her family into police protection. Frauen und herren detect chaos in the air and are awaiting the fallout! Will it be today?
In case you missed it, @StatusWoe created this chart of the guest tweetcycle for newcomers:
Wiki up on the pink button!
Recap: Guest has rebranded mononymously as "Jack." and changed her Twitter handle in attempt to distance herself from The Grift. She's been tweeting a lot about Labour, veterans (her local Labour candidate is a veteran), and being at "the office" which we suspect means she is volunteering with Labour on the campaign trail. It doesn't stop her being up tweeting all night though, which is what she was doing last night. She made several tweets about how she was living her best TOOT TOOT! life and finally happy, even breadcrumbing a potential pregnancy again. Also posting some filtered to hell and back selfies with bonus talk about how she had to do a good ol' spit and boot polish before visiting the Cenotaph, cuz her family is military round the edges. But within an hour or two, all these tweets had been deleted and re-posted.
When squigs started asking why, she claimed they just mysteriously disappeared and it must be that nasty old hacker! The same hacker has apparently deleted key Patreon data meaning she can't fulfil her rewards ever now, ain't that convenient? And they deleted her old Instagram containing the only photos of her dear deceased friend. Only it didn't because all the canal saw her old account and the only pictures she posted of people other than herself were her son or one-offs of people she'd been working with. Then she started bickering with squigs, all before 8am and after having been up half the night on Twitter. It didn't stop her from going into the office for a productive day of *check notes* building book cases for some reason?
Currently she is still tweeting away, repeating the story that the omnipotent hacker/stalker forced her and her family into police protection. Frauen und herren detect chaos in the air and are awaiting the fallout! Will it be today?
In case you missed it, @StatusWoe created this chart of the guest tweetcycle for newcomers:
Wiki up on the pink button!
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