Jack Monroe #571 1-2 to us

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The Guardian are twisting the knife now. Ottolenghi's recipes this week use tinned fish and even suggests a pasta 😅

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...ipes-crostata-sardine-pie-smoked-oyster-pasta
Not just that! They’ve commissioned their regular columnist to this very day not-cook Tim Dowling to dish up fishy slops. Plus he manages to get the fact he’s MARRIED into the first five words.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...3/recreated-six-classic-beef-dishes-oily-fish
Even after all these years of telling everyone she RENTS she’s only ever managed to shoehorn it into a giant ramble. Look at this shite. It’s as if someone asked a parody Nigella Lawson to (badly) craft a work of fiction using Angela’s Ashes for inspo.
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Oh and PS goodness she’s too pretty to be poor/gay/a real guardian columnist too DISABLED to grate bread (in the bitter cold), in case you didn’t know.
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Also, the reason she’s not married like Tim Dowling is because they all LEFT.
 
Not just that! They’ve commissioned their regular columnist to this very day not-cook Tim Dowling to dish up fishy slops. Plus he manages to get the fact he’s MARRIED into the first five words.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...3/recreated-six-classic-beef-dishes-oily-fish
Even after all these years of telling everyone she RENTS she’s only ever managed to shoehorn it into a giant ramble. Look at this shite. It’s as if someone asked a parody Nigella Lawson to (badly) craft a work of fiction using Angela’s Ashes for inspo. View attachment 2914811 q

Oh and PS goodness she’s too pretty to be poor/gay/a real guardian columnist too DISABLED to grate bread (in the bitter cold), in case you didn’t know.
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Also, the reason she’s not married like Tim Dowling is because they all LEFT.
He really is right up in her fish slop NICHE isn’t he. That lasagne looks bleeping dire
 
Got to be honest - I've been laugh reacting, but I'm actually raging at this - the last sentence especially :mad: Puberty is a horrible time and can be horrifically difficult nowadays with SM to deal with. She's yet again diminishing mental health issues to vacuous soundbites.

As someone with several friends who have lost children due to unaliving I dislike her so much. I wouldn't believe that she's ever met a teenager in her entire life.

Hear bloody hear.

She's a damn hypocrite with all her ouchy mentals, rehab etc, none of her issues could be solved with netflix and ice cream, could they?
 
She announced to the whole Internet that he was receiving counselling so this breezy 'not much Netflix and ice cream can't solve' is utter bollox anyway. I can't see how a childhood spent watching your mum smashed off her tits fantasising online about being an abused prostitute and trying to monetise your life with fake dialogue would do anything but create a disturbed and troubled teen.

Yep. Didn't she also heavily imply PTSD and food issues to do with his experience of poverty (which she forced on him for clout)?
 
Yep. Didn't she also heavily imply PTSD and food issues to do with his experience of poverty (which she forced on him for clout)?
Yes she absolutely did- went beyond implication too. In The NY Times amongst other places.
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Let’s hope to duck like much else, this is another of her lurid vile fantasies. Either way, made up or real, it’s repugnant, just like her.
 
Yes she absolutely did- went beyond implication too. In The NY Times amongst other places.
View attachment 2914879 qView attachment 2914880 q Let’s hope to duck like much else, this is another of her lurid vile fantasies. Either way, made up or real, it’s repugnant, just like her.
Remember when she said SB NEVER went hungry, only her. She never could keep up with her own lies
 
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Yes she absolutely did- went beyond implication too. In The NY Times amongst other places.
View attachment 2914879 qView attachment 2914880 q Let’s hope to duck like much else, this is another of her lurid vile fantasies. Either way, made up or real, it’s repugnant, just like her.


TBF I wouldn’t even eat half a mackerel fish cake. Sounds grim as duck.
 
As ever, there are multiple versions of her “spoiled ballot”
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All of which makes this utter bolllox where she’s FURIOUS and LASHING OUT about the result even more 🤬
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bleeping ghoul. As if she hadn’t used Jo Cox’s death to center herself quite enough already by that point. Look at her subtly as a bleeping sledgehammer checking to be sure the photographers are taking her pic. Performative bleep dragging her kid along. She’s bleeping EGREGIOUS. Vile. 🤬🤬🤬
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And why's she dressed like the grieving spouse at the funeral. Creepy bleep. There's nothing she won't appropriate.
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Yes she absolutely did- went beyond implication too. In The NY Times amongst other places.
View attachment 2914879 qView attachment 2914880 q Let’s hope to duck like much else, this is another of her lurid vile fantasies. Either way, made up or real, it’s repugnant, just like her.
'So he sees me eating'. Just repulsive. You never went hungry you MC tap dancing twit with your MC parents available just round the corner.
 
If she's asleep she's not tweeting or cooking.
Always a silver lining . . . 😁
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I couldn’t find the most recent TimesRadio Interview. I suspect they’ve removed it.

I did find this one which isn’t worth listening to but the photo! i forgot what she looked like without her lip fillers

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IT WAS SALT'N'VINEGAR PRINGLES YOU BIGOT!

You dislike her because she's a bi-trans semi-lesbian single mum with tattoos and crumbly bones, don't you? WE SEE YOU! 😡

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I just cried through the last episode of Mr. Bates versus the Post Office (aired on PBS in the US). What amazing effort went into this lengthy battle, and what an effect the outcome continues to have. Perseverance, selflessness, commitment, sacrifice, all in the name of justice, not self-centering or exposure or personal gain.

Jack
Could
NEVER.
 
I just cried through the last episode of Mr. Bates versus the Post Office (aired on PBS in the US). What amazing effort went into this lengthy battle, and what an effect the outcome continues to have. Perseverance, selflessness, commitment, sacrifice, all in the name of justice, not self-centering or exposure or personal gain.

Jack
Could
NEVER.

wait til you find out about Jack's neighbour Simon Harris of GoFundMe, who blithely decided to do a GoFundMe for the Horizon Scandal Fund which massively accelerated his undoing
 
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