Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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houseofhoop said:
Lads lads lads!
I was having a snoop on her Facebook and remember this fairy tale of DHOTYA….
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well I zoomed on the (spenny) mixer bowl and… well we knew it anyway…but there’s nobody there. What a wanker.
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Also, what’s he doing with her phone when she’s obviously using her phone to listen to music cos of the air buds
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Hahahahahaaaa. I do not know ONE parent who would react to “mama look!” with a big grin like that.
 
FrumpyCat said:
How long was that before Jack got dumped? The two events may not be unrelated.
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Ava Peron (and her suitcase/hall) was LEFT again five days later
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🎶🎵Boo. HE LEFT out of blue, Argentina! 🎵🎶
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THE END timeline (with bonus Mr Boogly 💀)

Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

I think the sister wife hair stennies photoshoot did it - she said she’d grow her hair for the wedding…. She'll end up as one of those sad sacks who have a wedding for themselves. I hope Jack and her raging ego have a wonderful life together, however, I also hope she'd get someone else in to...
tattle.life
 
Valiofthedolls said:
View attachment 2906967 qAva Peron (and her suitcase/hall) was LEFT again five days laterView attachment 2906976 q
🎶🎵Boo. HE LEFT out of blue, Argentina! 🎵🎶
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THE END timeline (with bonus Mr Boogly 💀)

Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

I think the sister wife hair stennies photoshoot did it - she said she’d grow her hair for the wedding…. She'll end up as one of those sad sacks who have a wedding for themselves. I hope Jack and her raging ego have a wonderful life together, however, I also hope she'd get someone else in to...
tattle.life
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Old Harold was nearly TWO YEARS ago?? Wow.
 
houseofhoop said:
Lads lads lads!
I was having a snoop on her Facebook and remember this fairy tale of DHOTYA….
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well I zoomed on the (spenny) mixer bowl and… well we knew it anyway…but there’s nobody there. What a wanker.
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Also, what’s he doing with her phone when she’s obviously using her phone to listen to music cos of the air buds
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The table absolutely groaning with Del Monte prunes is just 👨‍🍳👌
 
MediumLoad said:
Because OH was going to marry her and they would live in an Edwardian red brick in the stockbroker belt where she would fit out the house with objects that befitted the period the house was first constructed. The Sunday supplements would be beating a path to her door as she did guided tours of an authentic Edwardian kitchen.

Honestly, if you lot can't buy into guest's colour-by-number fantasies, no wonder she won't let you join her Comments Club (tm).
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[[sobs quietly in the corner]]

On a happier note, Vlad is giving me ads in German, so I'm well set for my next trip to Dordrecht.
 
Falkor said:
Old Harold was nearly TWO YEARS ago?? Wow.
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Not just that! We are coming up on the two year anniversary of….
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THE PER RIALTO, as captured by @kachoochoo
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If anyone wants to relive the whole thing for old time’s sake, here’s a the Per Link, which is excellent.

Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.

Which in her case is probably 75% no cleaning stuff, toiletries etc only £20 on food, not paying rent, tax, broadband, tv licence, but only £34 in her account, must mean it all goes on crap, clothes dye, hairdressers, wallpaper, baskets, sideboards, hats, etc When we got a remortgage a few...
tattle.life
 
Valiofthedolls said:
View attachment 2906967 qAva Peron (and her suitcase/hall) was LEFT again five days laterView attachment 2906976 q
🎶🎵Boo. HE LEFT out of blue, Argentina! 🎵🎶
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THE END timeline (with bonus Mr Boogly 💀)

Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

I think the sister wife hair stennies photoshoot did it - she said she’d grow her hair for the wedding…. She'll end up as one of those sad sacks who have a wedding for themselves. I hope Jack and her raging ego have a wonderful life together, however, I also hope she'd get someone else in to...
tattle.life
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Beautifully articulated timeline. I have to do a lot of reporting “upwards” of detailed timelines at work 🍉 and honestly could take some tips from you Vali 🙏🏻

This may have been mithered over at the time but are we even sure Harold attended the weekend away if she just had a selfie using a beer bottle? Maybe far fetched but yanno - she lies about (checks notes) pretty much everything.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Not just that! We are coming up on the two year anniversary of….
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THE PER RIALTO, as captured by @kachoochoo
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If anyone wants to relive the whole thing for old time’s sake, here’s a the Per Link, which is excellent.

Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.

Which in her case is probably 75% no cleaning stuff, toiletries etc only £20 on food, not paying rent, tax, broadband, tv licence, but only £34 in her account, must mean it all goes on crap, clothes dye, hairdressers, wallpaper, baskets, sideboards, hats, etc When we got a remortgage a few...
tattle.life
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Cheap gelato in Venice. That’s the first lie.
 
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