Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I become more and more convinced she is a Tory plant every day she resurfaces.

Her whole "povs can feed a family of 4 for £20" thing is pure Tory.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I mean I am just a povvo with a tiny kitchen but are fabric squares usually found in that room? Is this an Essex thing? A Jack thing? A nonsense thing?

Does she mean fat quarters?

 

[Geetbo]

Her whole "povs can feed a family of 4 for £20" thing is pure Tory.

Her politics are basically the same as Sue Lee’s. But he is genuinely working class. A total bleep, but a genuine working class one.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Her whole "povs can feed a family of 4 for £20" thing is pure Tory.

Tory women of the Victorian era who think they can teach working class out of poverty through thrift and inventiveness. She is a throwback.

 

[Hollaaa]

Does she mean fat quarters?

Or hair accessories?

 

[BeardyBap]

I found out what happened in Dordrecht by the way. She bought a load of busted old Dutch crap.

 

[MooBelle]

Given that she’s locked down again now, do any ‘inside ninnies’ know if anyone’s put 50p in the head yet today?

Nah, it's only 2.30pm. She's still asleep. Although I am excited with it being a Tuesday today.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I found out what happened in Dordrecht by the way. She bought a load of busted old Dutch crap.
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Guess she didn’t bring SB a present back from her trip

 

[StatusWoe]

Am convinced the insufferable twit’s been dumped by the latest wealthy OH she thought she was going to marry so now she’s desperate for 1. Attention and 2. Money.

Bet she’s desperate to post a thirst selfie and to show off every single aspect of where she’s living and what she’s done with the place. Wonder how long she’ll be able to resist that temptation…

Let's place bets: how long before the snark emerges? The Twitter flounce is an essential part of the Jack Monroe Tweet Cycle.

*It's an interesting experience writing this in the past, fully aware that the chaos might already be in progress.

 

[MooBelle]

Guess she didn’t bring SB a present back from her trip

No, she let him hold the camera. Treat enough for a growing lad.

 

[Carefree]

Does she mean fat quarters?

Given she doesn't even know what she means most of the time, my translator for her bollocks is broken.

 

[YerDa]

I found out what happened in Dordrecht by the way. She bought a load of busted old Dutch crap.
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LJC, just let the lad have his camera you horrid selfish piece.

 

[BeardyBap]

No, she let him hold the camera. Treat enough for a growing lad.

“My very own broken box brownie! Oh Mater, I am the happiest boy alive! Oh, very well, not my very own, but it was simply spiffing of you to let me look at it for a spell. What larks, eh?”

 

[Five hundred dogs]

Nah, it's only 2.30pm. She's still asleep. Although I am excited with it being a Tuesday today.

Spoooons!!!

Thrift store my arse. That’s antique shop stuff. Probably cost a fair few euros.

(I’m on a train and due to jolting I quoted the wrong post. Just pretend it’s the pic from Dordrecht).

 

[Yer_wha?!]

LJC, just let the lad have his camera you horrid selfish piece.

She probably let him stick a pin in his Christmas present map to mark Dordrecht, another place she hasn't taken him

 

[I'm not actually here]

I found out what happened in Dordrecht by the way. She bought a load of busted old Dutch crap.
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No wonder she was dumped. Bet she tried bringing all that back in hand luggage.

 

[Jelly Bean]

No, she let him hold the camera. Treat enough for a growing lad.

Yes he was allowed to hold a broken kodak or something like that.
He maybe was also allowed to look at the Pringles lids she pestered passengers for.

 

[rage naan]

Probably hoped he'd drop it so she could post another story of how forgivingly she scooped him up and said it didn't matter, all of her genius level photography has still been shared with the world

ETA I know I'm turning into a smug declutter and lord knows I've been guilty of bringing too much tat into my home in the past so I'm not really in a position to talk but why so many spoons and just generalised kitchen shite? If you're gonna collect stuff, be discerning.

I do.like the little madeleine pan if you're genuinely a baker ( spoiler, she is not) but just ordinary whisks and ladles, you only need one of each

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

She really loves grubby spoons doesn’t she.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Has someone let Patreon know her account was hacked and she has no access to it? Hopefully they can put a freeze on it for her until she gets her access back. I’m sure she’s just dying to update her content and get those postcards out.