If it is her it’s a bit like a slow game of whackamole (Jack-a-Mole?) where she’s popping up in random places then swiftly getting batted back down…
Christ. Whatever happened to wiping it on the curtains.
The Jack suggestion would probably be something dangerous involving flannels, empty tuna tins and carabiners.
Is Paper Mask too old of a reference these days?The term "walty" (or walt) is generally used across the services for people who are "in" but just a bit.. Jack. Prone to fantasies and exaggeration.
I think her lie is stretching that term though tbh.
The police also describe excessively gung-ho types who tend to buy very expensive accessories and get involved in kerfuffles off duty as "job pissed" but medical emergency services have adopted "Ricky Rescue" for the same sort of situation eg paramedics that are SAR volunteers and special constables or similar.
I can't think of a word for outright faking but if I come across one I'll report back.
Wannabe might be a reasonable fit for now though.
I thought Penis Beaker was unmasked as being the work of a troll?
I don’t care if Mexican House Thief is fake, it’s a great tale.
centre Parks as a code for bum sex is Simon Harris level. Can’t be arsed to investigate the poster who started that thread, but their sentence structure was a bit Cack.
I find it funny but I am very immaturePenis beaker was a pile of tit attention seeking not funny thread on MN. Some idiot saying she kept a plastic cup on the bedside for her partner to wash his knob in. Much hilarity ensued with MNers spitting out their tea, laughing so hard they woke the baby/husband/dog etc.
I've often wondered whether her social media addiction was the result of her career path, or whether it was the addiction that led her to drive her work in that direction.
Whichever way round it was, she let it go on for so long that she's had to throw away her career at that same time as she abandoned social media.
As you say, it's seriously impressive that she's managed to kick the habit. I do genuinely hope that she finds something fulfilling to do with the rest of her life.
So Jack is turning other people into victims of her own victim hood by monopolising their time. Ugh.In my humble opinion the social media addiction was just a secondary symptom of her main issue which is Victim Narcissism. SM - Twitter especially - is perfect for the victim narc cos they can create whatever poor me narrative they like and the speed of the feed and ability to delete means it's harder to call them out on it, the 'herding' algorithm of Twitter also means that they can jump on hashtag bandwagons (Grenfell, CSA, troll threats, Sarah Everard) and turn the victim narrative onto themselves. It's basically what victim narcs do IRL but Twitter enables them to do it bigger, faster and to get more validation without the hassle of someone who ACTUALLY knows you IRL turning round and saying "Hang on I thought you were considering unaliving two days ago, why are you now posing semi-naked with a caption saying you're living your best life, and by the way why have you used the slimming tool to shave eight inches off your waist whilst eulogising the Viennetta section in your local ASDA?"
I think it's hard for victim narcs to change and my suspicion is that, deprived of Twitter, Jack's off getting her claws into her local AA groups. AA is a perfect place for narcs to thrive because it's constant encouragement, minimum judgementalism, everyone wants to hear a sob story, and people don't tend to know what you're really like outside of the rooms.
BUY MY BOOK. Goodnight!Dare I ask what that is in the bottle? I'm choosing to imagine it's butterscotch flavour milkshake and not something fermented.
Here you go Geet, for old times sake…I see the not at all obvious Jack sock on that mumsnet thread did not find Jack as Fish amusing. Good.
Did they have any thoughts on Jack as Cakes?I see the not at all obvious Jack sock on that mumsnet thread did not find Jack as Fish amusing. Good.
Humourless judgementalism has always been one of guest’s more endearing traits.I see the not at all obvious Jack sock on that mumsnet thread did not find Jack as Fish amusing. Good.
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