Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

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DinosaurSenior said:
I've just got changed to go out and do a bit of gardening... I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my woolly hat with my hair tucked inside and my reading glasses on and thought...omg I'm Burglar Bill Jack!
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Don't worry, dear Dino. There are worse Jacks out there. At least you're not Ballet Jack, that's an especially terrifying one.
 
DinosaurSenior said:
I've just got changed to go out and do a bit of gardening... I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror in my woolly hat with my hair tucked inside and my reading glasses on and thought...omg I'm Burglar Bill Jack!
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you could look like one of the “Sober” Jacks
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ETA jinx! @StatusWoe 😂
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
LOL! She's mass-deleted all her tweets about the footy, Agatha Christie etc and we're back to the most recent ones being from 2023. She's paranoid as hell! Seemingly thinks that if she deletes them quickly people can't check anything she said
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Buy why does she delete them so soon after posting? I don't understand what's going through her head. The latest posts were very innocuous by Jack standards. Why would you hide a dull post about Agatha Christie? 🤨
 
StatusWoe said:
Buy why does she delete them so soon after posting? I don't understand what's going through her head. The latest posts were very innocuous by Jack standards. Why would you hide a dull post about Agatha Christie? 🤨
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Would love to think it’s cos she realizes what a twit she sounds/makes of herself with her every desperately transparent utterance, but we all know she’d need a level of self awareness she doesn’t possess for that to be the reason.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Don’t. She’s full of tit. From all her idiotic boasting it’s abundantly clear that she was probably feted and fussed over as being the cleverest at primary school, then went to a school with other cleverest girls at their primary schools and just couldn’t handle that she wasn’t the cleverest girl anymore.
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So she’s been making up silly bleeping stories ever since about being a child genius and how and why she was deprived of her academic potential, while still tragically fixated on her GCSE results two decades after sitting them, and since her very earliest days IN THE PUBLIC EYE back in 2012 and in the decade+ since, pretending to actually have/be studying for multiple degrees.

The thing all her stories in the decades since about how she didn’t live up to her academic potential (and thus in her own multiple times in the telling peaked at 11 years old) have in common is that it’s always, always someone else’s fault.

ETA: and would lay a substantial amount of £££ on the first time Dave, Ev and “everyone” who when she was 11 thought she’d go on to get 15 A* GCSEs and be a Dr discovered that they’d “thought” that back in the day was when they read it in the Shattenstone piece. In 2023. When she was 34.

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Jesus wept, I'd forgotten quite what an insufferable gobshite she is. Thanks very Vali much Vali 👍
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Don’t. She’s full of tit. From all her idiotic boasting it’s abundantly clear that she was probably feted and fussed over as being the cleverest at primary school, then went to a school with other cleverest girls at their primary schools and just couldn’t handle that she wasn’t the cleverest girl anymore.
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So she’s been making up silly bleeping stories ever since about being a child genius and how and why she was deprived of her academic potential, while still tragically fixated on her GCSE results two decades after sitting them, and since her very earliest days IN THE PUBLIC EYE back in 2012 and in the decade+ since, pretending to actually have/be studying for multiple degrees.

The thing all her stories in the decades since about how she didn’t live up to her academic potential (and thus in her own multiple times in the telling peaked at 11 years old) have in common is that it’s always, always someone else’s fault.

ETA: and would lay a substantial amount of £££ on the first time Dave, Ev and “everyone” who when she was 11 thought she’d go on to get 15 A* GCSEs and be a Dr discovered that they’d “thought” that back in the day was when they read it in the Shattenstone piece. In 2023. When she was 34.

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wait, her parents were reading Charlie & the Chocolate Factory? So they were the ones with the 7 year old reading level? lol
 
Onestorytoomany said:
There is absolutely nothing stopping her from getting more qualifications except her ego. I have gone back to studying after 11 years to further my prospects and its a complete 180 from what my actual degree was in, after i complete this i am already thinking of doing more... also i didnt have any rich mummy or daddy or grandads to help me. I did what most normal people do, i took out a student loan and worked my weekends to put me through.
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Agree. I’m about to sort out my tuition fee loan and it’s scary for me how I’m going to manage my illnesses (REAL ones Jack, like properly diagnosed and everything - imagine!) the house, my youngest plus 30-40 hours study a week but I’m determined to try my absolute best despite many challenges.

That lazy fucker, with no parental duties since SB doesn’t actually live with her, with £££ rolling in from grifts and probably Choccy and Ev, her countless opportunities to do something worthwhile, to retrain…no actual disability or issue that prevents her from attending full time work…and yet….

bleeping sort your self out Jack, ya bleeping mop.
 
rage naan said:
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wait, her parents were reading Charlie & the Chocolate Factory? So they were the ones with the 7 year old reading level? lol
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Wonder whether they were ~joked~ at by *multiple* parent governors like in the 2013 version written to the local THE NEWSPAPER
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Or *sneered* at by the ~one~ EVIL 👹 parent governor re: the 2019 woe is me retelling in the NATIONAL THE NEWSPAPER
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IRREGARDLESS of which version, the notion of a cacophony of parent governors (or a lone psephologist parent governor) perpendicularly marauding around a school screeching “white trash shouldn’t read” to ensure child-Jack knew her place is quite LITERALLY utter bullshit. (Confirmed).
 
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