Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

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MaineCoonMama said:
I'm not a dick in a frog bonnet, and I own no cats. I am a curator of obscure animals, currently training a pack of wolverines for hunting purposes.

Sorry I'm late to the jokes, I lost my beautiful big boy Pooh Bear last Friday and am still coming to terms with not having my best friend holding my arm or foot while I scroll Tattle.
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Not posting much at the moment for Reasons but I couldn't not reply to this. I send all my love and heartfelt sympathies.

PS Jack is the original twit in the Hat.
 
Lobster Johnson said:
do we have any evidence she’s working at Big Dave’s community caf?
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Wouldn’t she have to get her basic food hygiene certificate in order to cook food for paying members of the public? And between her complete inability to stick at any course of study and her filthy nails, she has got as much chance of passing that as I have of really being a jar of manky oils from various tins of fish in a fridge door.
 
MediumLoad said:
I wonder if the "I had to close my business" nonsense is because she's not got a single invite to any of the festivals this year? Please let it be so.
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Ah yes, where the Canal were simultaneously turning up in droves to "report back" and buying up all the tickets to embarrass her by leaving an auditorium full of empty chairs. We are Schrodinger's Tattlers.

Anyway, had a quick glance at MN this morning.
How it started:
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How it's going:
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Boo, I guess.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
I'm not a dick in a frog bonnet, and I own no cats. I am a curator of obscure animals, currently training a pack of wolverines for hunting purposes.

Sorry I'm late to the jokes, I lost my beautiful big boy Pooh Bear last Friday and am still coming to terms with not having my best friend holding my arm or foot while I scroll Tattle.
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Lots of love to you MaineCoonMama. You provided such words of kindness to me when I lost my girl, and they remain with me still. Your beautiful boy will always be with you as long as he is in your heart. I hope my Pepper is showing him the ropes somewhere.
 
CHAPTER 4
QUICK,CRIME, POLICE

'ELLO guv, its me Jackie again, yes i know its becoming a weekly thing, and i know you said you wont shag me as its not professional, but i Wanna report a crime.... its SCANDALOUS, BODACIOUS, IT'S DOWNRIGHT other big words...., but fingers, ya know fingers right...? Well i told him last night to stay away from my brassica's and TIS morning they are GONE... GONE! i tell ya... its POTATOES all over again.... those evil men folk from the big house keep stealing MA fings!!!!! Do somethink now...!

'Ello, Ello, guv.... must have fainted from hearing my seductive nasaly whine.... jacke hung up the phone and went back to her slumber, as it was only 4pm in the afternoon and the day was still young!


This will be my last chapter as unlike jack i know i am a polifieric tit writer.

Also at least that broad in the pilates advert, training bra fits her properly. Just sayin!
 
TrolleyParton said:
Ah yes, where the Canal were simultaneously turning up in droves to "report back" and buying up all the tickets to embarrass her by leaving an auditorium full of empty chairs. We are Schrodinger's Tattlers.

Anyway, had a quick glance at MN this morning.
How it started:
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How it's going:
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Boo, I guess.
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Good. She's having all her potential narc supply lines cut off. Good that her whining nonsense is robustly countered with evidence, all out there in the public domain.
 
I do really think that’s her on the parenting site simply because of the weasel wording and the suicide baiting

Even if it isn’t, I couldn’t be happier that she’ll know there’s nowhere online she can safely raise her head in public without the truth dogging her every step.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
I'm not a dick in a frog bonnet, and I own no cats. I am a curator of obscure animals, currently training a pack of wolverines for hunting purposes.

Sorry I'm late to the jokes, I lost my beautiful big boy Pooh Bear last Friday and am still coming to terms with not having my best friend holding my arm or foot while I scroll Tattle.
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So much love to you. they are the best things we have and losing them is so so hard. ❤️
 
TrolleyParton said:
Ah yes, where the Canal were simultaneously turning up in droves to "report back" and buying up all the tickets to embarrass her by leaving an auditorium full of empty chairs. We are Schrodinger's Tattlers.

Anyway, had a quick glance at MN this morning.
How it started:
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How it's going:
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Boo, I guess.
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Almost certainly her. That second paragraph is almost exactly Jack's writing style. It lacks the usual deluge of histrionic adverbs and unnecessarily emotive adjectives, but maybe she was in a rush at the time.
 
moldwarp said:
Almost certainly her. That second paragraph is almost exactly Jack's writing style. It lacks the usual deluge of histrionic adverbs and unnecessarily emotive adjectives, but maybe she was in a rush at the time.
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The knee jerk memememe reaction too, where her misdemeanours are lumped in with the work of whistleblowers, campaigners and crusaders for the betterment of the world: “anyone who feels the need to bring others down needs to take a good hard look at themselves”.
 
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