Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

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Jack speaking in 'football parlance' reminds me of this:
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What a day to be alive & decide to catch up with me old muckers on Tattle to see if Jack was still a topic or if she had finally disappeared without trace, like her website which appears to be no more. Sorry if that last bit is old news but not had time to grunk & get back up to speed with just how dire her potatoes are (presuming no improvements?) or how much you can filter your face into oblivion. Obvious catch up question is “did she ever finally move” 😂
 
I didn’t think her comeback would be suddenly remembering she’s “a Liverpool fan”

She probably thinks it's one of very few safe topics.

Politics - Jack doesn't care about politics. Risk of being drawn into an argument is too high.
Food - DIRE
Sideboards & soft furnishings - draws attention to her spending habits.
Bad mentals - sympathy has mostly run dry.
Selfie - a bad selfie might be turned into Jack-as-Fish.
 
She probably thinks it's one of very few safe topics.

Politics - Jack doesn't care about politics. Risk of being drawn into an argument is too high.
Food - DIRE
Sideboards & soft furnishings - draws attention to her spending habits.
Bad mentals - sympathy has mostly run dry.
Selfie - a bad selfie might be turned into Jack-as-Fish.
Can't imagine many of her Glastonbury sized crowd follow her for her punditry skills. More pumble fans innit?
 
Is she in a big, noisy group of her mates, all dressed like a peaky Blinders, chucking pints over themselves when a goal happens, then having a bit of a bundle in the car park, or a kids paddling pool off for a kebab then home to bed?
OR
AND PERHAPS MORE LIKELY TRUE
She's run out of road on MN cos she's been flushed out from the undergrowth quicker than anticipated so she's come up with the Twitter equivalent of reappearing with a "I was just passing and saw the football was only. Wow! I just love Liverpool!"

Or something.
 
Yeah I didn’t have Football Jack as the next one to pop up on Jack-a-Mole.. don’t follow her on X but assume she will get whacked back down in due course
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Is she in a big, noisy group of her mates, all dressed like a peaky Blinders, chucking pints over themselves when a goal happens, then having a bit of a bundle in the car park, or a kids paddling pool off for a kebab then home to bed?
OR
AND PERHAPS MORE LIKELY TRUE
She's run out of road on MN cos she's been flushed out from the undergrowth quicker than anticipated so she's come up with the Twitter equivalent of reappearing with a "I was just passing and saw the football was only. Wow! I just love Liverpool!"

Or something.
“Oi Shelby - have you got any more fermented slop in the door of your fridge?!”
 
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