Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

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Ms Biscuit said:
Oh, of course! I am a dork. Prrhaps all Crows are interchangeable?

Oh, SlopAmbsase beat me to it!
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It’s a shame all VERY PRIVATE Crows tattoos aren’t interchangeable too. Then she could swap hers for one that actually resembles the album cover in some way
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rather than this wonky-suit-wearing spoon, with a slightly rolled down condom sat on the top of it and a lone fish reflected in it.
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Needless to say, she had the last laugh by getting an even bigger and more beautiful art homage immortalized next to Mr Spoon to draw the eye away from the amateurish VERY PRIVATE Crows tattoo.
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Valiofthedolls said:
There’s actually a pic that’s probably of him in these threads somewhere that Jack posted on her socials where she’d “accidentally” taken a pic of his reflection in a mirror or window very early on during the OH saga. Maybe when she went round there to patronize the duck out of him in front of her Glastonbury sized audience for making her a sandwich and some crisps on a plate? She also posted pics of the inside of his house to her Glasto sized audience that day.

If it was indeed him in the reflection pic, he’s a baldy like Mr Potato Head the Bodyguard. Mind you, even his own mother wouldn’t recognize Mr Potato Head from the terrible Facetune job Jack did to him, so for all we know, hairless Ol Hazza of guest’s reflection photo could have been as hirsute as Ol Harry from Harry and the Hendersons IRL. View attachment 2802034 qJack’s “extended family” (aka his family) and Ol Hazza as pictured on her “MIL’s twinned birthday weekend” break. Out for a yomp and a bimble before going back to the holiday cottage for chicken drummers in sage and onion stuffing crumbs and a thrilling look at a sheep in a field next door. Out Norfolk, the sheep, to Jack, are like the (Tanzanian) star-chickens.

ETA reflection pic is on the first page of Thread 298 at her house. Here’s the thread, scroll down a bit from the first post. There’s two of him reflected, looking all…View attachment 2802047 q

Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

I changed one vowel to make it an iota less rude, but excellent thread title by @Griftymcgriftface nominated by @Walkdengirl Sadly The Slop Thickens has already been used way back in #105! If anyone knows how it's quicker to look than just filtering by most liked let me know! Last post...
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I’d forgotten that. Looks like the teenager is safe. Even though she is full of cold and annoying.
 
From the information she has made public herself, google maps says the yomp to Asda is a half hour walk of a mile and a bit, and flat (as you might expect in an estuary town). 🤷‍♂️
Anyhoo, there’s a #singlemumma in Canterbury who’s never worked a day in her life and she can afford to get cabs everywhere. Maybe you should get budgeting tips from her, guest.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
She’s such a tragic cosseted parochial twit.

Imagine getting so excited to be on a bus that you make up a fantasy story about waving at a bus driver in the bus behind and him waving back when you’re thirty three years old.

And then telling the entire internet about it.

View attachment 2800857 qTruly, some squigs do not deserve squigging even with a giant @SweetTransvestite cockification (ss @Smeghead)
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GENUINELY still can’t tell whether or not that squig was taking the piss. Surely (apart from Jack) nobody is that vacuous IRL?
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Nominate tragic cosseted parochial twit for a future thread title please.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
Guest: I’m well ‘ard me, I’m a plucky little pixie, I can bench press the Queen, smoke a fag, and boot a bleeping door in at the same. I’m a stone dyke and if you don’t like it TOUGH!

Also guest: I am just a smol uwu damsel in distress who needs a big man to protect me and heat up my pizza in times of bad mentals 🥺

She really doesn’t have any consistent sense of self
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She has the most confused sense of self which I have ever experienced in anyone. And I used to have an ‘odd’ neighbour like this, who copied everything about me and my home until she met a new bloke. With each new bloke she met, she’d transform herself like a chameleon, into his ideal partner. She’s been religious neighbour, surfing dude neighbour, to hunting shooting fishing lady of the manor neighbour in order to trap her chosen partner. Bit like Jack I guess.
 
houseofhoop said:
She has the most confused sense of self which I have ever experienced in anyone. And I used to have an ‘odd’ neighbour like this, who copied everything about me and my home until she met a new bloke. With each new bloke she met, she’d transform herself like a chameleon, into his ideal partner. She’s been religious neighbour, surfing dude neighbour, to hunting shooting fishing lady of the manor neighbour in order to trap her chosen partner. Bit like Jack I guess.
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I think the weddings are a good illustration of this. Eg before I got married I had an idea of what kind of wedding I wanted, then I met my husband. He wanted a very casual wedding and I wanted a conventional one, so we compromised. But you could tell by which wedding companies guest was following with different partners that she was willing to change everything to suit that person’s tastes; she was planning an “alternative” wedding with Louisa and a picture perfect C of E one with Harold. Whatever she had to do to get the ring on her finger (and it still didn’t work)
 
MaineCoonMama said:
Nope, that's why it's so pathetic. She's been engaged to three separate women, all of whom came to their senses and ran as fast as they could. 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️
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I definitely haven't read all the comments precedent, but just quietly, I cannot see how red flags were not raised in the first 29 minutes of conversation. In conclusion, I submit that lots of people are very lonely, since Jack Monroe has had three engagements up her birthday cake baking tin.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
ETA reflection pic is on the first page of Thread 298 at her house. Here’s the thread, scroll down a bit from the first post. There’s two of him reflected, looking all…

Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

I changed one vowel to make it an iota less rude, but excellent thread title by @Griftymcgriftface nominated by @Walkdengirl Sadly The Slop Thickens has already been used way back in #105! If anyone knows how it's quicker to look than just filtering by most liked let me know! Last post...
tattle.life
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That's Sajid Javid 🤔
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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It’s a shame all VERY PRIVATE Crows tattoos aren’t interchangeable too. Then she could swap hers for one that actually resembles the album cover in some wayView attachment 2802445 qrather than this wonky-suit-wearing spoon, with a slightly rolled down condom sat on the top of it and a lone fish reflected in it.View attachment 2802447 q Needless to say, she had the last laugh by getting an even bigger and more beautiful art homage immortalized next to Mr Spoon to draw the eye away from the amateurish VERY PRIVATE Crows tattoo.
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Lollll imagine going to a tattoo artist that's so lazy and/or hates you so much they can't even be arsed to do both goldfish

ETA and who uses this as a reference pic for the one fish they can be bothered to include

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I've just been rooting on FB for some retro guest material.

The lies! Comments from this video.
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Comments under this photo, the top comment is insightful
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A vanity fridge
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This weirdness which I advise you not to click because it could be a scam.
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And finally, a bonus pic of big chocolate firing his gun in what looks like a built up area 😮 is this the same gun his cocky daughter mounted?


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People-huv-tae-know said:
I've just been rooting on FB for some retro guest material.

The lies! Comments from this video.
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Comments under this photo, the top comment is insightful
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A vanity fridge
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This weirdness which I advise you not to click because it could be a scam.
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And finally, a bonus pic of big chocolate firing his gun in what looks like a built up area 😮 is this the same gun his cocky daughter mounted?


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I can't get past that top quote referring to a viscous way. Jack's nae the only daftie to encourage slop in food and words, then, hen.
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
I've just been rooting on FB for some retro guest material.

The lies! Comments from this video.
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Comments under this photo, the top comment is insightful
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A vanity fridge
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This weirdness which I advise you not to click because it could be a scam.
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And finally, a bonus pic of big chocolate firing his gun in what looks like a built up area 😮 is this the same gun his cocky daughter mounted?


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“LJC’s not even aware of the camera, but I SURE AM!!! PS You have got my tits fully in the shot, haven’t you?”
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“I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR VERY SOUL”
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what an absolutely perfect encapsulation of nightmare narc Jack in a mere two photos.
 
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