Jack Monroe #563 Danniella Guestbrook

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griftalo said:
Love spaghetti on toast, and beans on toast is a fantastic meal, I like marmite toast for mine and tons of salt and pepper on the top. When I was really poor and had just left home, I’d add a bit of ketchup and garlic pepper to my beans*when I heated them, those on toast or an instant noodle mixed with cabbage and corn were my one meal a day. *Sometimes with hot dogs in a jar from Aldi but mostly not.
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Peri-peri sauce (Nando's, own brand, it doesn't matter which), and worcestershire sauce. A mix of spicy, smoky, umami, and garlicky. Goes well with anything tomato-based, but is particularly amazing with beans for a breakfast fry-up.

Or even just tomato ketchup, which is a great sauce - tomato, vinegar, herbs and spices. Goes with so many things, and can easily be built upon with hundreds of other ingredients.

Jack ignores stuff like that, in favour of sanding down tuna tins. Why?
 
Lucky Escape said:
A fancy area of West London, you say?

...have you (or any of your neighbours) ever left an expensive, wooden sledge in your front garden only to return home one day to find it had been stolen?

If so, this is where it ended up:

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That skip was actually located in A Christmas Carol.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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I shall make a FORMAL COMPLAINTView attachment 2715254 q View attachment 2715255 q
I do that too, Daddy!!! Because I’m an ADULT!!!
View attachment 2715257 qView attachment 2715258 qPS I’ve got a big tree just like yours, Daddy!!! Mine’s about to be chopped down too!!!
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I was going to be JUST LIKE YOU, DADDY, and go to WAR!!! View attachment 2715281 q
#Awks. And that’s a LEGAL FACT
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Daddy loves poppies and makes sure he tells THE NEWSPAPER.
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I love poppies too, Daddy!!! Don’t you remember that when I was a young woman I loved poppies in THE NEWSPAPER (and on my well-read political blog), just like you, Daddy!!! View attachment 2715247 qView attachment 2715248 q“Now this really gets my Daddy’s goat.” https://web.archive.org/web/20130817111609/http://agirlcalledjack.com/2012/11/06/poppyright/
Daddy loves the flag (as evidenced by many, many pictures on his wide open socials)
I love the flag too, Daddy!!! Back when I was a young woman I said so!!! I love the flag AND the GREAT ST GEORGE!!!
View attachment 2715293 qView attachment 2715294 qOMG Daddy!!! You hate fascists and Nazis and the Nazi Fascist Rag Daily Mail?!?View attachment 2715302 qView attachment 2715298 q
I DO TOO, DADDY!!! Look Daddy!!! I say clever things like that too!!!! View attachment 2715300 qView attachment 2715320 qView attachment 2715311 qView attachment 2715312 qIt’s a NAZI rag Daddy! Just like you say!!! View attachment 2715315 qGuess what, Daddy MBE?! I’ve got HONOURS too!!! View attachment 2715317 qNot from the Queen, but I still LOVE AND RESPECT HER just like you do, Daddy!!! View attachment 2715324 qView attachment 2715327 qYou’re right Daddy!!! Even when we don’t POLITICALLY AGREE with them, we must say nice things about DEAD people and thank them for their service!!! Like I did for the Queen, look!!! ⬆
View attachment 2715330 qOh and not forgetting Margaret
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I LOVE TRIFLE, HILLLARRRRIOUS THINGS AND PEAKY BLINDERS TOO, DADDY!!! View attachment 2715348 qView attachment 2715355 qYOU ate cold beans in my fictional fantasist lurid lies about POVERTY, Daddy???!!! View attachment 2715370 qGuess what???!!!!! SO DID I, DADDY!!!
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etc etc etc etc Daddy!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDY!!!! (ad infinitum)
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Paging Dr Freud
 
Lucky Escape said:
A fancy area of West London, you say?

...have you (or any of your neighbours) ever left an expensive, wooden sledge in your front garden only to return home one day to find it had been stolen?

If so, this is where it ended up:

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Every time I hear, or rather read, something new to me I am utterly appalled. That bleeping narcissist never takes a day off, I swear.
 
Carefree said:
My mum is one and all my grandparents were born outside of the UK. No one bought a house or exploited people down on their luck either so duck off, you silly twunt 🤬

Seriously though, her behaviour and belief system is rotten to its core.
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Yeah, and her dads business is fostering.
Lucky Escape said:
Yeah, I've wondered about that too.
Viner took over in March 2015, and guest's recipe column ended a few months later:

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(from @Valiofthedolls on thread 560)

I've seen it suggested elsewhere that the big change in the Graun's output was the result of (Comment is Free editor) Georgina Henry's death, but that was in early 2014 when Jack was still in her pomp.

I imagine you're right to say that dropping the guest column was more for financial reasons than because Viner saw through her - after all, she published the Daniel Blake abomination, multiple contradictory "I've just stopped being an alcoholic, and it was so easy!" articles, etc.

(And duck, I didn't realise that https://www.12ft.io/https://www.theguardian.com/profile/bella-mackie was Rusbridger's daughter! Looks like she uses her mother's maiden name as her pen name, purely in order to disguise the connection with her father. bleeping hell, I love Guardian's dedication to nepotism - they're so clearly ashamed by it, but they keep on doing it all the same. Except Polly Toynbee, who doesn't give a duck... you almost have to admire her for that.)
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Viner is all about the £££ she couldn’t give a fig whether the content is tit (as is apparent) it’s all for the clicks, links that earn commission and subscribers.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
😂 hang on a second…first, she’s completely contradicting what she said in the article where she blatantly was judging people for not wearing poppies, but more to the point…View attachment 2715866 q
Not only is she selling a photo of someone else’s original artwork,
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guest, guest, guest. Don’t ever change, will you?
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She’s new to all this, it was an ACCIDENT, STILL LEARNING, didn’t mean it, never intended to make A PENNY mad wild head bla bla bla bla
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Also said she’d donate the money to the Minnesota Freedom Fund (that’s in our Wiki). No evidence of ever doing so, of course.

The whole appalling sorry show is in thread 20. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-20-cyclone-in-jeans-rinser-of-beans-bloody-floor-whats-the-drama-for.6355/post-1469240
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She's always been extra teeth grindingly cringe when she dips one of her toffee penny toes into race and racism. I've wondered if she actually did her failed cornrows herself or went to what she probably calls an 'ethnic hairdresser' who she pissed off so much honking in her face about the natural wave in her hair and Morgan Freeman being her fave actor that she sent her out with those limp pipe cleaners in revenge.
 
I've seen all these screenshots of Jack angry at people comparing her "poor people are too stupid to cook cheap healthy meals" writings with Tory politicians saying the same thing but I haven't seen any actual justifications for why it's somehow different. It seems odd to build a career on making the cheapest possible meals and aiming your books at the poor and at people who can't cook and then saying in the next breath that obviously you don't think the problem is that poor people can't cook or that they don't know how to make ten full meals for ninepence. Posting your Asda haul and boasting that you feed three people for a week for £20, and then arguing that no you didn't say it's possible to live on so little.
 
Lucky Escape said:
A fancy area of West London, you say?

...have you (or any of your neighbours) ever left an expensive, wooden sledge in your front garden only to return home one day to find it had been stolen?

If so, this is where it ended up:

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Hang on, is that supposed to be a bed? Has guest ever actually sat on one of those sledges? The slats are narrow and dig painfully into your arse (even Mediterranean arses) on a short trip down a snowy hill. It would be the most uncomfortable thing ever to sleep on.
 
rage naan said:
Lads I was just wondering, anyone got any updates on the progress of this?

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Asking for a friend

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Ugh! If this moronic attention seeking Aunty Pat’s busy
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See what this one’s up to
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Bonus points for the limp!
The first few moments where 🇺🇸 Depression era Baptist Revival Tent- alike she approacheth unto the stage and casteth off her limp!!! ‘TIZ a MIRACULL!!!


ETA just the first 20-25 seconds. You don’t even have to listen to the honk.
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