I don’t want you to stop breathing or anything but how are the sloppies coming on?Please don't say quarterback again, you'll bring me out in hives.
I don’t want you to stop breathing or anything but how are the sloppies coming on?Please don't say quarterback again, you'll bring me out in hives.
Healthy on a Bootstrap has a Twitter account -I don't get how she was always going to the pub by herself with NO CHILDCARE and NO MONEY doing 120 HOUR WEEKS either. It's almost like she had loads of free time/ spare cash after all
turns out this was another "big things coming soon" that never materialised. Two calls for contributions and one recipe and about eight here's my tip jars. I don't get it. All these shops and domain names aren't free. She's wasting enough every year to run about 100 lightbulbs, and it's just more evidence of over promising and never delivering. View attachment 2666440 qView attachment 2666442 qView attachment 2666444 q
I still don't know what a quarterhack is
Neither does she really.I still don't know what a quarterhack is
Only 7ish people know her address yet she has a cacophony of ‘friends’ who come over to check on her and hold her gently, softly and painstakingly . So take out mummy, big chocco and SB, who must definitely know her address, oh and LJC who lived there once, then that leaves 3 people. duck off monroe
And all them random stranger mums she invited round for cake and tea or whatever?
And all the random people who send her things she doesn’t even know are there and end up in the shed getting eaten by mices
And the poor driver who spent hours outside her house trying to get her up out of bed for the Shattenstone interview
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Andymate Lynes almost lost the will to live while explaining it, so you’re probably better off not knowingI still don't know what a quarterhack is
No one gets to have a piss and a sandwich on these threads, sozAm too scared to start on her threads cos unfortunately I still need time to eat and shower and use the bog.
For someone as smol and ickle, she sure has huge flippers, or are they photoshop'd alsoView attachment 2666343 qbleeping hell, Jack. EVERYONE thought you were bleeping hilarious, you absolute clown. You look like you smeared yourself in slop and rolled through teenage Leggy’s wardrobe rejects
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Slow tbh but unlike the VBI, I will deliver. I give you a 133% guarantee.I don’t want you to stop breathing or anything but how are the sloppies coming on?
Definitely calls for an eye roll react.The narcissist's dream
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The drama of it all!The narcissist's dream
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*casually* Who is that JimmyPolo guy?
Look at all his technical equipment.
I know someone who shagged him years ago, pre-fame. If only he could have tweeted about it at the time!I met Alan Carr once, probably about 15 years ago now. I was off my tits in a gay bar.
I told him I loved him and he told me he loved me too. Perhaps if I'd tweeted about his love for me, we'd still be friends.