Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

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The patreon shows she earned enough money to cover her basic costs and earned above the national average salary alone. One top of that were:

TV appearances
Radio appearances
Newspaper stuff (although did she do any this year?) maybe paid for that interview.
Festivals
Corporate gigs
Book royalties
Book advances
Collabs with companies
Twitter begs

Loads of money on top. Still no forever home strangely.
 
From You Don't Batch Cook When You're Suicidal:
I do almost all of this work for free, not because I can afford to (I can’t), but because that’s just the way it is at the sharp end. We proffer our Widows Mites in the shadows of the noisy Pharisees, and quietly hope it makes a small difference where it’s needed.

Jack, i've said it before and thought i meant it, but i know today that i actually really mean it this time.
i'm scarlet for you, babe.
The BIB would be an excellent newspaper tag line on an expose…..just saying ….The headline could be “Think before you give”
 
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@colouredlines found this unbelievable House Sale treasure trove, which in light of where we are is even more interesting… 😡 Here’s where the decade+ long grift all started.
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And the media came calling…LOOK how high off all this she is. View attachment 2631229 qView attachment 2631218 q View attachment 2631220 q

Oh, and on the bones of her arse as she was, she was selflessly donating some to CHARIDEE (it was “gone already”, just RINGFENCED IN A SEPARATE ACCOUNT) View attachment 2631221 qand lo, the grift was born. Shameless bleep

It's fascinating to see the Origin of the Grift. I tell you what's unfathomable (pace Nigella...) - how much STUFF someone aged 24 (#1988truther) had managed to accumulate in just a few years since she left home, including brand name crockery and furniture. It's laughable that she was ever held up as an expert on poverty - all she's an expert on is spending money like there's no tomorrow, and then begging for more.
 
Seen on Nitter:
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Jack is entering her Hunter Biden era.

Apparently a lot of the tax evasion case against him was built from his autobiography where he admitted to travelling around the country whilst being off his face. His accounts show that he was claiming these trips as business expenses. Also, in this parallel, Chocco MBE = Big Biden. 🤭
 
I need to do a bit more on my Excel refresher course but…it’s been so long since a proper chaos and as I’m fairly new (only here since May) I’ve only had two previously.

I can’t help thinking that all this is vindication for the Canal and other detractors who have spent years documenting the grift and trying to prevent others parting with their (actually) hard-earned cash.

I wonder what Awfully Molly thinks of it all? It was her posts that bought me here to lurk before I was able to join.

If you listen carefully, in amongst radiators being ripped off walls, you can hear the sound of jaws dropping all over the internet as everyone finally realised the extent of the lies and grift. Bravo one and all for keeping the proof, being forensic and laying it out in the Wiki 👏🏻👏🏻
 
Some people won't admit they've been hoodwinked, even about something as trivial as whether or not they like an online character. They'll just misrepresent the point to gloss over it. There'll be ppl on this thread who make more than jack and good luck to them. Everyone deserves renumeration for the work they do. The point is they have worked. An not written arse clenchingly cringey begs about melting down soap and unscrewing light bulbs. We're not offended she's made money. We're offended she's larped as a guttersnipe povvo while sat on those figures.
That's it. If she was transparent about the money patreon was making some might be astonished, but people would be voluntarily donating with informed decisions about her income from it and if they thought they were helping.
As it is she kept on lying and saying how poor she was. And patreon was a 'meagre income stream'. She conned people into believing she was still struggling.
Even if she had got the money and then bleeping shut up about being soooo sooooo poor that would have been better.
 
Royal Worcester :LOL:
The CHESTERFIELD SOFA must have LEFT by then.

I still fantasize she had to flog off a full set of Royal Doulton Henry III and his Wives Toby Jugs where Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard’s handles are axes tho. And probably her teak veneer backlit corner china cabinet and crocheted antimacassars.

Jack’s (imaginary) Jugs. I totally see 24 year old Jack with a set of these. Probably showing off her cleverness to her “friends” by telling them the story of that fella at the top (Ol’ Domacles) and the lady bottom middle (Marie Anti-onette)
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Jesus would get Jack's measure, absolutely. I miss Him. I mean obviously I didn't know Him, but He was a good sort and we need more like Him.

Sorry, having eaten two raw cloves of garlic (fat ones Jack!) as apparently they're antibiotics? And they've gone right to my head. That post just made me really sad and wistful for the days of people just saying NO and not taking tit.

Well as long as you've not also eaten lots of poppy seeds. You might forget your sexual orientation and that would never do.
 
SB and his birthday present of a charity shop abacus

Wow. I hadn’t actually considered SB. I try not to think about the poor kid. It’s not his fault she’s been rinsing his life for content since he was a toddler.

She was raking in all that money, but making him those foul sandwiches. Never taking him on holiday - day trips even. Writing about him looking after her as she lay twisted and depressed in bed/on the sofa (hungover; on a comedown).

What a disgusting, neglectful, abusive specimen she is.
 
Forgot to say my Brother in Law, self employed, was once dumped by an accountant because he was paying tax, just not on everything he was earning. Idiot had put his real earnings on a mortgage application, accountant said he didn’t want to be involved.

Yes, you're not going to risk your professional registration and therefore your ability to work in your chosen profession for a dodgy client, unless you, yourself are dodgy. Accountants have a duty to report malfeasance.
 
I know a lot of things have been deleted, but it would be really nice to see a month by month breakdown of her Patreon income followed by begs or any mention of being poor etc during that month.*

*Especially if she had the gall to try anything right after the nearly 11k windfall.

Like this beg for cash because she was earning no website revenue, but in the same month she pocketed £10k from Patreon?

I really don't care that she was hacked, stalked, harassed etc when she brought everything on herself. That's just Karma.
 

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The patreon shows she earned enough money to cover her basic costs and earned above the national average salary alone. One top of that were:

TV appearances
Radio appearances
Newspaper stuff (although did she do any this year?) maybe paid for that interview.
Festivals
Corporate gigs
Book royalties
Book advances
Collabs with companies
Twitter begs

Loads of money on top. Still no forever home strangely.
Where did all the money go? No one nose.
 
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