Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

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Does anyone have any idea what Futuristic Intergalactic Head in a Jar Jack is up to these those days…?
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
I think the thing about the cremes is that they’re the marmite of the selection, people tend to either love or hate them.

The hard toffee ones however, most people could eat them but I bet they’d never pick them until they’re all that’s left so I’d reckon they’re the ones left behind most if you take the whole country as a sample.
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As a child, the toffees were the ones we were given, because all of the older relatives had dentures, and the younger ones claimed the cremes and nutty ones.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
She does not.

But she’s starting to like how strong she feels.
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Not quite the whole story though, is it, guest? Tell the nice people that you've been rowing a lot because you spaffed two grand on a mahogany rowing machine and the novelty hasn't worn off yet. No? OK, just sit back and wait for Tattle to spot it in a pic of the bedroom.
Is this when she was calling herself a gym rat? When she'd just bought an overpriced rowing machine?
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
There she is:

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O HAI JACK

Grifty Mc said:
She looked quite gaunt after ‘SHE LEFT’ for a bit but I have a suspicion it may have just been the cold weather in Southend.
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She was gaunt with the help of photoshop or whatever the name of the tool is. She was shaving away bits of cheek and upper arm like nobody's business. If there's one thing I can't stand it's ana-baiting. It's a foul thing to do. Especially when she was simultaneously preaching body positivity and pretending like she was really offended that people were expressing concern about her supposed gauntness. All that double gaslighting was exhausting.
 
griftalo said:
Me too, I like plaid but there’s something everything about them that’s so unflattering on her
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FTFY. The cut and style are completely wrong for her and combined with the busy fabric, make her look squat with disproportionately short legs.

This is in no way body shaming; I think guest has a good figure, she just has terrible dress sense (to match her terrible personality). Her default is late-middle-aged-frump and when she tries to break out of that with something edgier, she fails every time. If I was guest, I'd spend some of the Patreon cash on a personal shopper until I got to grips with what styles suit me. It's not as if she's short of a few bob.
 
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