Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

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rage naan said:
Oh my god. Yes.

Experience: I fell under a train headfirst and survived View attachment 2635266 q

Experience: I caused a huge security breach at Parliament

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Experience: I threw a tantrum and got given a TV show

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Experience: I let a baby bird nest in my hair for 84 days

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Experience: I own ten thousand spoons

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Experience: I got given tens of thousands of pounds for doing absolutely nothing

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🎵 When all I need is a 💷💰💷💰💷💰wife🎵
 
DinosaurSenior said:
I really hate those "multi fabric" trousers
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Do you mean these £400+ Viv RIP RIP’s that (just like a shitload of waistcoats and ties) Single White Jackie bought by the metric fuckton when she first got together with Leggy?
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They look shocking on her in every single pic, but I’ll take them any day over the “investment piece butter soft leather leggings” she wore for what felt like the entirety of 2022 (🤮🤢🤮)
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DinosaurSenior said:
Oh no.. Nigel Woodlouse all up in Jack's niche with fanny cakes.

www.dailystar.co.uk

TV chef's tart sparks meltdown with rude appearance as its dubbed 'vulva art'

Food lover and TV chef Nigel Slater left fans in fits of laughter after he shared an image of his quince tart on social media that looked similar to a woman's body part
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I have a weird aversion to Nigel Slater's mouth.
He looks like he's dubbed into English.
Vulva is NOT a word I ever want to see his mouth form.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Do you mean these £400+ Viv RIP RIP’s that (just like a shitload of waistcoats and ties) Single White Jackie bought by the metric fuckton when she first got together with Leggy?
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Jack’s Traaaazzzers look like she should be swiftly followed by a small car with about 20 other similarly dressed people coming out of it…

What’s the word I’m looking for here?


Oh yeah. That’s right. bleeping CLOWN 🤡
 
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