Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

[Mrs Peel]

I also wondered this!! I don’t have the mental capacity to make it happen though, or photoshop lol

Nor do I, but there are plenty of Frauen und Herren who do

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

If a series of puzzling cosplay images with fart faces doesn’t sum up the past decade’s thousands upon thousands of selfies she’s put out there, I don’t know what does

Spoiler: Warned.

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She has no idea who she is, does she?

 

[Copacapybara]

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your free Christmas calendar

I thought the first two in the front row were Ant and Dec for a moment!

 

[Hollaaa]

I vote in order:

Strawberry thing that tastes best on the first go and then you start to feel a bit sick, despite continuing anyway because you have a Platonic ideal of liking them best
Orange crunchy thing
Orange inferior uncrunchy thing that tastes like Calpol
Fudge thing
Green bermuda triangle
Truffle (more chocolate but half as interesting)
Coconut: like a boring version of Bounty but works quite well as a palate cleanser inbetween, like those ginger pieces you get in sushi.

Caramel: Might as well buy a Caramac, breaks teeth.
Purple nut thing: Kind of an abomination in all honesty but worth finishing off if there’s nothing else left. It’s a suffering snack, like the foam bit on Jaffa Cakes you eat first to get rid of it.

Caramac LEFT.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Where does this Peaky Blinders tribute fit in with the vom inducing 'oi oi Perky Blinders' party with all her marvellous friends?
Was it the same occasion?

Believe it or not, that was during her first attempt in Dec 2020 she’s always trying to dress up as Cillian in PB and failing

 

[Funsizes]

I think it says so, so much about Jack that something that *maybe* someone called her *once* as a joke has to get exaggerated to " all my friends call me this nickname", also as if it's a special thing that's been going on for yonks rather than something that happened what...within the week? It would make me sad if it wasn't....well you know.

 

[Cascara]

Can I just say what a lovely thread title this is from you horrible canal of evil ninnies!

 

[griftalo]

I’ll be having hours of free entertainment with these over Xmas

 

[moldwarp]

If a series of puzzling cosplay images with fart faces doesn’t sum up the past decade’s thousands upon thousands of selfies she’s put out there, I don’t know what does

Spoiler: Warned.

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The wonky pirate eye patch never fails to send me. Why? Looks like it’s really digging in too.

I just don’t understand how somebody can fancy themselves so much. Isn’t it more fun to fancy other people?

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

If a series of puzzling cosplay images with fart faces doesn’t sum up the past decade’s thousands upon thousands of selfies she’s put out there, I don’t know what does

Spoiler: Warned.

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Just saying…

 

[hereforthechaos]

I love the idea of all these sentient individual Quality street roaming Tattle and causing terrible arguments

How do we know it's not the pumble dressed up in sweetie wrappers?

 

[griftalo]

Just saying…

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Brilliant.
I was imagining it as a woolly representation of my bum hole when I see her pics and cringe it half way up my face .

 

[Copacapybara]

How do we know it's not the pumble dressed up in sweetie wrappers?

That makes me think about those diabolical types who disguise brussels sprouts in Ferrero Rocher boxes…

 

[MancBee]

If a series of puzzling cosplay images with fart faces doesn’t sum up the past decade’s thousands upon thousands of selfies she’s put out there, I don’t know what does

Spoiler: Warned.

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She thinks she's Madonna, trying out new lewks for her next arena tour.

Dream on Jack.

 

[Jelly Bean]

As we are nearing the end of this thread I thought it might be appropriate to repost this post by dear Jenny Numbers. Completely effortlessly hilarious as usual

(I am still clinging to the hope she will be back. She did have a long break from here a while ago ).

 

[Valiofthedolls]

What the duck was she thinking?

Which time? Oh, all of them.

Basically something along the lines of this

With a big fat clove of CHECK OUT MY TITS!!!

 

[KebabGirl]

What the duck was she thinking?

I've always thought it an homage to Helena Bonham Carter.

 

[StewPots]

This one never fails to make me think of Dwight Shrute…

 

[griftalo]

She has no idea who she is, does she?

what do you mean? She’s just like Madonna as MancBee said!

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

Reposted sans commentary.

I love Columbo too, dear griftalo

Columbo is the best. Guset isn't fit to hold his ashtray