Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

[YerDa]

 

[hooplifehero]

And then the photo she posts of Cilian Murphy in contrast to her own outfit, as if this will make it all clear! It’s as if she’d posted a pic of herself wearing a waste paper basket as a hat, and then him in full costume as Scarecrow from Batman Begins

 

[griftalo]

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Oh no!! I love Columbo!!
She’d definitely be one of the narcissistic shady liars on the other side!

 

[Nonah]

Thanks everyone. I’ve had “thank you very much for feeding William” in my head all day. IIRC William was a goldfish?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Nooooooooo!!!

Spoiler: Mini Mither

She totally rocked up at the “Little Turkish Barber” (or Toni and Guy) with this pic and said “Make me look like this” didn’t she?!

Jack, I am fucken SCARLET for you, hun.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

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This series of puzzling cosplay images with fart faces should have resulted in an intervention.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

The best part about Peaky Blinders was nobody guessed/gave a tit the first time so she had to give them another clue. I swear if they didn't get it that time the next tweet would have been her in a Cillian Murphy mask. What an absolutely desperate twit.

Ohh, she should have broken out those blue contacts she wore once and we never saw again.
To all the coffee cream lovers, I urge you to try the M&S fake quality street. I don’t really like the QS coffee creams but I love the M&S ones.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

If ever an expression says "hnnnnggggg", it's peaky blinder Jack's chops

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Thanks everyone. I’ve had “thank you very much for feeding William” in my head all day. IIRC William was a goldfish?

Yes! That’s my favourite line

William and his owner, the auntie Pat of the ad.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Ha, and they still didn’t guess even then! She had to tell them
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Spoiler: Oi oi! PerkyPeakyBlinders Part 1

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Feel free to just be a nob if that’s ya thing hun

Why post it online if it's a 'private' joke then??
Pathetic.

 

[YerDa]

Oh no!! I love Columbo!!
She’d definitely be one of the narcissistic shady liars on the other side!

I love Columbo too, dear griftalo

 

[Captainmouse]

Just harking back to masked singer and air fryer, maybe she’s inexplicable egg?

Got her fugly footwear

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Ohh, she should have broken out those blue contacts she wore once and we never saw again.
To all the coffee cream lovers, I urge you to try the M&S fake quality street. I don’t really like the QS coffee creams but I love the M&S ones.

And Saint Chocco Daddy (MBE)’s watch

I must have missed the “air of general menace” she exuded last December though.

Spoiler: Jack Monroe’s “air of general menace”

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And the response of LITERALLY everyone, everywhere

(Twitter Ss @mich81)

 

[HotesTilaire]

On bed rest today and is it really wrong to want more chaos?

Mind you looking through past threads where there was a chaos every two minutes, I might be careful what I wish for as that all looks EXHAUSTING.

Dec20/Jan 21 *Susan ‘Nam eyes*

 

[MurielSnark]

Nooooooooo!!!

Spoiler: Mini Mither

She totally rocked up at the “Little Turkish Barber” (or Toni and Guy) with this pic and said “Make me look like this” didn’t she?! View attachment 2636049 qView attachment 2636045 qJack, I am fucken SCARLET for you, hun.

Apropos of nothing, this dude in Rudy Guiliani's legal team has been getting some attention online for his haircut. Wonder if Jack knows that look is popular among a certain type of American right-winger?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Dec20/Jan 21 *Susan ‘Nam eyes*

 

[Mr Jim]

To save arguments I've googled 'least popular Quality Street (UK)', as I suspected it's Orange Creme.
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I live near a chocolate factory and you can tell from the smell when it’s making orange chocolate.

 

[Copacapybara]

The thing on TikTok at the moment is someone decided to analyse the percentages of each choc in the various collections and realised there are no tangy orange cremes in a bunch of the roses “tins” (do we call them plastic containers now) and ended up forcing Cadbury to admit on Twitter they’d had production issues and some boxes/tins/bags will be missing them.

I imagine Jack pulled the radiator off yet another wall when she realised someone had beaten her to that

Fucks sake can anyone send me a tub of Roses now please?

ETA - I’ve just remembered I have a tub of Quality Street hidden in the cupboard downstairs. Do I crack it open and buy another?

I feel like tit so I’m trying to justify it

I was in the supermarket just now and two posh bints were stood blocking them. I did pootle off elsewhere but then couldn’t cope and cannoned through them to nab the goods. I’m a bit bitter that they were the paper wrapped kind ‘cause they taste better in foil.

 

[Mr Krabs]

And where is Big Lin now, eh? Not a peep out of her in defence of little Jackie.

According to her insta, she’s at Soho Beach House in Miami with some cool lesbians (who’ll no doubt be winning Influencer of the Year at the next rainbowtranssparklediversitypeoplelindalikes awards (sponsored by BP). I doubt Jack is even on her mind.

 

[Copacapybara]

OK, here goes.

Top tier Quality Street are:
1. Toffee finger
2. Purple nut job
3. Green triangle
4. All the other toffees

Bottom tier:
1. Blue coconut horror

***ends***

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I vote in order:

Strawberry thing that tastes best on the first go and then you start to feel a bit sick, despite continuing anyway because you have a Platonic ideal of liking them best
Orange crunchy thing
Orange inferior uncrunchy thing that tastes like Calpol
Fudge thing
Green bermuda triangle
Truffle (more chocolate but half as interesting)
Coconut: like a boring version of Bounty but works quite well as a palate cleanser inbetween, like those ginger pieces you get in sushi.

Caramel: Might as well buy a Caramac, breaks teeth.
Purple nut thing: Kind of an abomination in all honesty but worth finishing off if there’s nothing else left. It’s a suffering snack, like the foam bit on Jaffa Cakes you eat first to get rid of it.