Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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(I stole @griftalo's profile pic because idk where the original image came from.)
 
Livia Fantasy said:
By my calculations* Jack could make that into 860,400 BILLION Mamma Jack's Best Ever's, thus instantly solving world hunger and feeding everyone on the entire planet three times a day for 1700 years... plus saving enough Airfryer magic electricty money to be able to buy Tesla, Amazon, Microsoft AND fund colonising Mars, with a few cheeky sideboards for EVERYONE.

TFATFGTYD!

(*just making up a really big numbers)
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Or she could just hoard it all for herself
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Speaking of…just found and re-read her lusting over a grieving man at his granny’s memorial service.
View attachment 2576769 qHey Enabler Carole, it’s going to be bleeping MENTAL!!!View attachment 2576770 qHe’s not a Royal tho View attachment 2576781 qoh wait, yes he is! View attachment 2576779 qView attachment 2576777 qAnd the most delightful part of the whole thing. Let’s dilute those SWARTHY Mediterranean genes with Hazza’s ginger spooge.
View attachment 2576788 qSO bleeping GRIM
ss @Marmalade Atkins @BlendedSlop @PickledRadish and @Griftymcgriftface
Again, I’m bleeping THRILLED she’s silent.
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OMFG I’ve never read all this. What a fuckin grief hound succubus redneck horror show. Ugh. Somebody wash my eyes. Ps on a grunk. Pps sorry not sorry.
 
StatusWoe said:
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(I stole @griftalo's profile pic because idk where the original image came from.)
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It’s from @Marmalade Atkins nice collage of a time last year that Jack got way too much tit injected into her face at the “aesthetician’s” went on THE TELEVISION.
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and if anyone else is in need of an avi, here’s Marm’s nice collage of Jack having a lovely time in front of some books for inspo.
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Valiofthedolls said:
It’s from @Marmalade Atkins nice collage of a time last year that Jack got way too much tit injected into her face at the “aesthetician’s” went on THE TELEVISION.
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Thanks! Think I remember that TV appearance now...her face looked so puffy it was like another layer of face, if that makes any sense. I hope it's deflated a bit since then.

That whole grid is full of 'interesting' screenshots, but this one is especially terrifying. Books are not that hilarious. Was she laughing at one of her own jokes or is she going to eat us? And are those the infamous Tiffany earrings?

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'aaaaaahh *smol pixie cackling*
 
Livia Fantasy said:
Nine-hundred quid to make a coffee :coffee:
But gets her gin from the local offie 🍸
A girlboy named Jack :poop:
Lies after a toot of the gak 👃
Why won't she ever duck-offy? 🖕
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I skim read this and thought you were implying she was going for a barista job.

They get bandied about as easy to get and/or unskilled but I couldn't do that if my life depended on it, and neither could she.
 
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