Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Peak - the top of a mountain (insert picture of guset pointing at the peak of Arthur's Seat, pretending she climbed it). Also as in "peaky", to to become sickly or emaciated (I'm feeling a bit peaky, I'll go and pretend I'm having a heart attack and waste loads of NHS time).

Peek - A peep, a glance; a quick or furtive look. ("look at my li'l pot belly, peeking out.")
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Prick - Jack Monroe
 
MavisBeacon said:
See also: people who say "sneak peak" (which is an unobtrusive mountain) as opposed to "sneak peek" which is a cheeky glimpse.
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Sneak beak
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Walked into a shop at 9pm after a crazy kitchen shift at 90% vegan wellness retreat.

Heard a song which seemed vaguely familiar. Heard a word: Landslide. Ah, yes!

Did you know Landslide has an actual melody and song-like qualities in its original form? Jack really faced her fears with some delusional fuckery, then put it on YouTube, then whispered, "Thank you, thank you."

I think a Jack cover of The Ballad of Lucy Jordan would be absolutely fantastic.

Absolutely. Fantastic.

At the age of 37, she realised she'd never ride through Paris in a sports car, with the warm wind in her hair...
 
BeardyBap said:
Lil' peeky bungastairs in the background there. I think the kitchen looks presentable... what poor fucker got roped in to give it a scrub at a time of national lockdown?
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maybe she wrote "deep clean and declutter Mama's entire kitchen" on a luggage tag & gave her kid 20p to do it

ETA I guess the production team drew the line at the world's ugliest rug. Maybe she put it in the livingbedroom. I can't believe how much space she has in that house, honestly. Poor, my ginormous arse
 
Eldest is off today (teacher training) and has been on my works iPad just zooming with mates or whatever. Was asked just now… “why are there so many saved photos of geese (and potatoes, and Yakult, iykyk) and who’s this mad old woman (jack)?”

🤭

I know we don’t want teenage boys on here, but if one of my referral codes suddenly gets used… 👀 😆
 
Livia Fantasy said:
Eldest is off today (teacher training) and has been on my works iPad just zooming with mates or whatever. Was asked just now… “why are there so many saved photos of geese (and potatoes, and Yakult, iykyk) and who’s this mad old woman (jack)?”

🤭

I know we don’t want teenage boys on here, but if one of my referral codes suddenly gets used… 👀 😆
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My little one sometimes uses my iPad, which is linked to my phone so all the photos / screen grabs are on both. She did ask “who is that lady” on one of the Jack photos I had. I now promptly screenshot - post - delete 😂
 
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