Jack Monroe #55 Are you aware of my work, Barbara?

[Eurgh]

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Somebody will say ‘oh you’re so slim you could never be a Rubens’ and she will yelll back about BODYSHAMING. And the person will bow and scrape....

 

[moldwarp]

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I don’t know what this is but I assume it’s a compliment!View attachment 198310 q
Wow. It is.

I can imagine Orwell from beyond the grave, “Are you aware of my work, Jack?”
Orwell was very impatient with upper middle class types larping as leftist revolutionaries. Which is fitting, I suppose.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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My brain could of really done without that mental image, put my right off my Coco Pops now

 

[Flash123]

It might be what he likes though? I have a little one that would demolish the rice and veg there, then the fish fingers last

Hahah!
maybe it is what he likes. I’m just thinking back to the poor wee fellla having to buy his own sausages which makes me think he will probably begrudgingly eat it. I do hope I’m wrong!

 

[Uberrima fides]

So now she is letting all and sundry know that she was reading a book naked. I get the feeling that since Louisa moved out (escaped) that she is trying to pick somebody else up.

 

[Lanie]

Doesn’t Marmite butter already exist? I’m sure I’ve seen it or similar in the supermarket. Also was the George Orwell comment a compliment or a snark? Sorry for all the questions Fraus I’m tres confused.

You get in marks and Spencer saw it the other day.

 

[Not Now Bernard]

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She’s such a blue tick arse licker.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I just cannot imagine telling over a quarter of a million people that I'm currently naked, sprawled on a sofa.
Even for a 'normal' person that seems weird but as a fellow stalking victim.... incomprehensible.

 

[Emmapism]

So she works a hundred hours every week (or whatever the latest nonsense is) but has enough time to read 40 crime books in 6 months? Almost two books a week?

Why keep pulling these random stats out of your hole to make yourself look impressive? It's all just lies up lies upon lies

 

[Marj24]

She's posted her 'recipe' for marmite butter. SPOILER - You mix marmite and butter together.

Nigella did marmite butter earlier Noughties, How to Eat, I have that book (and a memory like an elephant!)

Marmite sandwiches recipe | Eat Your Books

Save this Marmite sandwiches recipe and more from How to Eat: The Pleasures and Principles of Good Food to your own online collection at EatYourBooks.com

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ETA Nigella made marmite sandwiches for a children's party by whipping butter and marmite together and using it generously to make sandwiches

 

[DinosaurSenior]

 

[help i need some help!]

I just cannot imagine telling over a quarter of a million people that I'm currently naked, sprawled on a sofa.
Even for a 'normal' person that seems weird but as a fellow stalking victim.... incomprehensible.

Imagine how the pervy fan Stuart will react. Actually don't.

 

[Rosd23]

Jackanory aside I learn so so much from these threads. I lurk daily and “LIKE” constantly. I feel at home with you lot x

And I’m not a new member tattle you swines I’ve been here since day 1

I'm the same. I read and rarely post but I enjoy how clever, witty and aware everyone is. I am dismayed at how so many people are taken in , it is wild.Being from Scotland , the Edinburgh trip was ridiculous

 

[moldwarp]

I’m impressed by how she’s managed to ram such a large number of classic Jack tropes (thot nakedness, performative eating, rudeness to fans, head spinning U turns and blue tick arse licking, fake self deprecation) into such a small number of tweets. A true professional.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You get in marks and Spencer saw it the other day.

Knew I’d seen it somewhere thank you. I wonder if she’s seen it so she’s had to make out she invented it?

 

[Captainmouse]

I’m impressed by how she’s managed to ram such a large number of classic Jack tropes (thot nakedness, performative eating, rudeness to fans, head spinning U turns and blue tick arse licking, fake self deprecation) into such a small number of tweets. A true professional.

Soo much practice, that’s what she does all day

 

[Lanie]

I just cannot imagine telling over a quarter of a million people that I'm currently naked, sprawled on a sofa.
Even for a 'normal' person that seems weird but as a fellow stalking victim.... incomprehensible.

I can't believe you said that? You mean you don't tell the whole world you're relaxing in your birthday suit. How odd?? !!!

 

[moldwarp]

She always assumes everyone reads every tweet she puts out. She could answer properly or even just ignore them.

yes I thought her “do catch up” comment was really rude actually. It’s not like she’s Beyoncé where every tiny change in her personal life is front page news

 

[NorthernSoul]

Just spotted this in her replies

 

[MrsOgre]

M&S also does honey mixed with butter.
Remember it from the 70s in a big plastic tub but haven't tried M&S version yet, almost peed myself when I saw it!