Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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Never mind guest pulling radiators off the wall in fury, can you imagine the chaos in St Daddy Big D Hadjicostas MBE's house right now. It's literally coming home to roost in the local paper, which we know he loves.

I'd love to see how this affects guest trying to reinstate herself at local level. Hopefully it finishes her off there too.
 
Seaford Haggington said:
Two pints of liquid in an air fryer put the multiple trip hazard death kitchen into perspective.

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I know we have mithered over this photo a lot, but not sure if anyone has mentioned that if there were a fire she wouldn’t be able to open the back door to escape - there is so much stuff hanging on the back of it that it wouldn’t open fully, and because there’s a bookcase to the right of it there wouldn’t be enough of a gap to get through.
Silly mare.
 
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Spot on there, K Rob. Amazed Big D hasn't had that comment about him removed
 
Hunsgraveyard said:
Never mind guest pulling radiators off the wall in fury, can you imagine the chaos in St Daddy Big D Hadjicostas MBE's house right now. It's literally coming home to roost in the local paper, which we know he loves.

I'd love to see how this affects guest trying to reinstate herself at local level. Hopefully it finishes her off there too.
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I don't think guest's landlady will be overly impressed either, but for different reasons.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Agree that she’s definitely set up for the foreseeable future. At its current rate of decline Patreon has another 3-4 years left in it, and there will always be a cohort of people willing to financially support her so even if Patreon deplatformed her tomorrow, she’d be okay-ish?

And £4k a month is a lovely salary (especially a passively earned one!!) - but her fixed overheads alone easily clear >50% of it. For the lifestyle she’s become accustom to £4k will be tight for her (as ghastly as that is to write!). She’ll need to find a job to supplement this asap as within the next 18 months Patreon will likely just cover her rent and bills. And the more this wildfire spreads the more likely she is to lose that Patreon income overnight so not have this time to prep!

Long comment sorry but I honestly don’t think she’s sat on any money. Well anymore than the family fortune. Over the past 10 years she’s fumbled so many opportunities to build her own wealth - low interest rates, passive income that could have been used to build a property empire like her family’s rather than on wood veneer furniture, stamp duty holiday, multiple windfall payments, multiple well off partners, etc, etc. But yet she’s still stuck in the same rental she resents so greatly? 🫤 with a p much finished career & declining income. The economy is fucked too so can’t imagine she’ll fare well on the sugar baby scene as even the baddest of Insta baddies will be settling for less so what hope does Richard III’s CGI recreation face have?
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Richard III CGI face though 🤣🤣🤣
 
I think she'd rather have the old adulation she used to have than the 4k. Its a bitter pill to swallow for those of us who know what it is to have our lives stolen by having to work long hours to see her sat on a grifted income but I think she'd rather be able to flex an preen on twitter and have her arsed kissed like she used to. Her ego will be crushed by her new ignominy. Like so many of these Internet Personalities it didn't happen if they didn't photograph it, elevenrife it or get the likes for it. She'll be feeling like a hologram living offline.
 
Foxvint said:
I think she'd rather have the old adulation she used to have than the 4k. Its a bitter pill to swallow for those of us who know what it is to have our lives stolen by having to work long hours to see her sat on a grifted income but I think she'd rather be able to flex an preen on twitter and have her arsed kissed like she used to. Her ego will be crushed by her new ignominy. Like so many of these Internet Personalities it didn't happen if they didn't photograph it, elevenrife it or get the likes for it. She'll be feeling like a hologram living offline.
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Exactly. She's a narc - gotta get that narc supply. She'll be feeding somewhere, no doubt, but she can't stick stupid filtered photos of herself up on TwitteX any more and expect endless fawning from neckbeard simps and rage nans.
 
Savethesauce said:
The irony is she's going to have to write Hunger Hurts 3, or whatever number she's up to now and nobody will now believe her. Only this time it will actually be true
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No seriously guys, I really am broke this time. I'm down to under 3 grand a month from the mugs on Patreon (don't tell the taxman haha) and haven't even bought any furniture or watches or designer goods for over 3 weeks. I am afraid to answer the door in case it isn't Ocado. Tip jar in bio, only give if you can afford it, thankspaceyou.
 
Hunsgraveyard said:
Never mind guest pulling radiators off the wall in fury, can you imagine the chaos in St Daddy Big D Hadjicostas MBE's house right now. It's literally coming home to roost in the local paper, which we know he loves.

I'd love to see how this affects guest trying to reinstate herself at local level. Hopefully it finishes her off there too.
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He will be panicking about it tarnishing his new cafe/community centre project.
Are any Southend fraus able to update us on how it is progressing?
 
Savethesauce said:
The irony is she's going to have to write Hunger Hurts 3, or whatever number she's up to now and nobody will now believe her. Only this time it will actually be true
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In Islam it is said “Whoever shames his brother for a sin will not die until he does it too.” The way Jack has cosplayed poverty for years really could come back to haunt her, especially in the cost of living crisis and if people are committed to exposing the truth about her. Sadly I think the Patreon mugs will still be there for at least the foreseeable but 5-10 years time? I don't see how she can generate any income. Probably is waiting on inheritance tbh
 
Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Her ultimate dream was to get an MBE/OBE to impress Daddy. Not happening now is it.
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It's interesting thinking about this. Big Dave got his gong for services to fostering and the community, right? But we know that he is also a bit pompous and self-aggrandising - there's at least partly a motivation to feed his ego there. But even so, he and Ev have fostered a lot of vulnerable kids who needed homes over many many years, and other charitable and community ventures. They have 👏 Done👏 the 👏 work 👏 as the kids say. Guest has glommed herself onto a bunch of charitable things that she only ever seems to do once, and raised some money for the Trussell Trust in somewhat dubious circumstances, but it's all about her and her pov story and her platform. She'd have to do a serious about-face and actually roll her sleeves up to revive her reputation to the point where she makes it onto the gong list
 
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