Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

[I'm not actually here]

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That's a banging pic. Flaming Nora, she's on fire with this return to glory.
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I’ve touched both of mine, I’ll be ticking the box for “lesbian” on my next dental registration

I blame the wine. I read "licking the box" and choked!
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Please don't let that be a pair of jean dungarees she has re-purposed into a pinny. Just no if so. No, no, no.

 

[Bobtheknob]

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Just remembered where I have seen that hairstyle.

 

[Shawads]

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Lols, well worth returning for this. I see she’s sticking with her peaky blinders private joke with dad haircut

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Her only mistake was being lazy and incompetent.

That’s gotta be a thread title contender, surely? Pretty please

 

[I'm not actually here]

That’s gotta be a thread title contender, surely? Pretty please

So, so many this thread!!!!

 

[Cat Face]

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duck me, I am expiring
It's that stupid smug toothy grin that has finished me off ⚰

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lols, well worth returning for this. I see she’s sticking with her peaky blinders private joke with dad haircut

Loved that episode where Tommy put on weight, had his nose busted so it spread all over his face, then put on a hair dye he found under the stairs - Nice n Easy 3.5 dark burgundy it was - absolute banger

 

[RinsedHoops]

Do you think Jack will Don her firefighters uniform if the Bungamansion goes up in an airfryer risotto induced ball of flames?

 

[BlendedSlop]

The Southend Echo being the one media outlet reporting on the dangerousness of the airfryer stuff is just *chef's kiss*
I bet she's been stomping around the crappy bungahouse absolutely fuming. Love that for her.

so what hope does Richard III’s CGI recreation face have?

I am ⚰⚰⚰

 

[Shawads]

schadenfreude is a dish best grunked in the early hours

 

[Cat Face]

Do you think Jack will Don her firefighters uniform if the Bungamansion goes up in an airfryer risotto induced ball of flames?

Don't be silly tenderhoops, guest doesn't own an airfryer!! It's specialist equipment!!! Not for the povs or even the post-povs!!
Now go shave a tuna tin and get an old jar suspended over a candle, there are mouths to feed, do you want them to STOP BREATHING?!?!

(sorry. blame the wine. I am hysterical. This has been a good day, and I do believe my very first real-time, signed up for chaos (wrote "chas") and loving every minute.)

 

[Grifty Mc]

I love the photo by the Southend echo journo. She literally looks fabulous but also like the girl who had the last laugh.
I love the fact the first paragraph doesn’t name her (but maybe would it be better if it did?)

I notice there is also a spectator journo commenting so perhaps the grift will be unveiled.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Do you think Jack will Don her firefighters uniform if the Bungamansion goes up in an airfryer risotto induced ball of flames?

Do we think Currys have gifted her several air fryer models? In which case, the answer to your question is absolutely.
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The Southend Echo being the one media outlet reporting on the dangerousness of the airfryer stuff is just *chef's kiss*
I bet she's been stomping around the crappy bungahouse absolutely fuming. Love that for her.



I am ⚰⚰⚰

Although..... SHANT is also a possibility!!!
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Anybody had any response at all from ASA yet? And is it worth contacting Trading Standards? I've nothing better to do than move buckets around under leaks tomorrow.....

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Don't be silly tenderhoops, guest doesn't own an airfryer!! It's specialist equipment!!! Not for the povs or even the post-povs!!
Now go shave a tuna tin and get an old jar suspended over a candle, there are mouths to feed, do you want them to STOP BREATHING?!?!

(sorry. blame the wine. I am hysterical. This has been a good day, and I do believe my very first real-time, signed up for chaos (wrote "chas") and loving every minute.)

My first chaos started with a chaos! Jack was meant to do a live Del Monte thing so I got up at 4 am (I live in the Upside Down) drank some strong coffee...and she bloody bailed on us! I was stuck there jittering away with three confused cats asking for breakfast in the wee hours.
Classic Jack, she was still unprepared and managed to stuff everything up when she finally got around to going live the next day.
Good times.

 

[rage naan]

Just remembered where I have seen that hairstyle.

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Hah great minds https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-546-kerridge-fingers-sir-matt-forearms.42098/post-17069033

 

[hoopdedoo]

Looking on the Southend Echo site right now, and the "dangerous Jack" story is second in the list of most-read stories on the site. More hits than a story about a life-threatening storm on the way

 

[MurielSnark]

Looking on the Southend Echo site right now, and the "dangerous Jack" story is second in the list of most-read stories on the site. More hits than a story about a life-threatening storm on the way

Probably had more clicks than normal because we're all reading it and tracking comments!

 

[Tilly Kister]

I’m not sure that’s evidence in itself. It could be a screenshot from Notes for all we know. I’d like a header with an Ninja email address or something of that ilk #forensic

I agree that screeny doesn't have the necessary verifiables but I did find this advisory elsewhere:

Can You Put Water in an Air Fryer? Here's What You Should Know

Here's everything you need to know about using liquids in an air fryer from adding water, boiling water, steaming to heating up soup and more.

healthmylifestyle.com

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[Livia Fantasy]

I agree that screeny doesn't have the necessary verifiables but I did find this advisory elsewhere:

It’s either too late or too early, but I misread that as “doesn’t have the necessary vegetables” and thought it summed guest’s recipes up perfectly.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Probably had more clicks than normal because we're all reading it and tracking comments!

Surely not?!
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It’s either too late or too early, but I misread that as “doesn’t have the necessary vegetables” and thought it summed guest’s recipes up perfectly.

Several of us seem to have developed eyesight problems this last few hours. Are we Jack??!
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Dear Journos looking to get a quick article in before the weekend. Try this:

do a quick search on your employer's publication(s) for the following search term "Jack Monroe".

If zero results, clock out and have a lovely weekend. Enjoy with a light heart!

If there are results, write a grovelling apology to every single one of your readers/subscribers/shareholders/colleagues, get it fast-tracked through whoever the high-ups are, VIA THE LAWYERS (you may yet need them), publish it with the appropriate tags so that anybody who ever seeks to prove you platformed this charlatan can see you have finally realised wtf is going on and have apologised for your part in it, double check your work, pick up the petty cash tin and take everybody to the pub. Then, enjoy your weekend.

You are welcome.

The canal will be here all weekend, next week, next month and next year. We have your backs, and are going for your ankles, knees, necks etc if you don't do your jobs properly once and for all.
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@Livia Fantasy do you *ever* sleep?! Rubenesque or otherwise!!!