Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality
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Valiofthedolls
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Here’s that shop job she had in Autumn 2012 (this is where the hats from @MistyWindows post came from) and “is a stone’s throw from her front door”.
She started it September 12th (these links don’t work on this version of the archive)
And she’s already packed it in to go freelance by the end of October/early November.
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ALL her financial issues EVER have been completely self-inflicted.
She started it September 12th (these links don’t work on this version of the archive)
And she’s already packed it in to go freelance by the end of October/early November.
Self Employed Single Mummy: Week Three
So, I’m officially in Week Three of self-employed single mummy status. Week three? Where has that time gone? Well so far it’s gone on two exhausting but successful preview days at the Work Of Art G...
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ALL her financial issues EVER have been completely self-inflicted.
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RandomFishOils
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Mithering. I know that she’s using her £5 book token degree-level English skills, but what the actual flip does this even mean?
And I see that guest attended that famous songwriting school, Ctrl-C-Ctrl-V.
And I see that guest attended that famous songwriting school, Ctrl-C-Ctrl-V.
Seaford Haggington
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Here’s that shop job she had in Autumn 2012 (this is where the hats from @MistyWindows post came from) and “is a stone’s throw from her front door”.
She started it September 12th (these links don’t work on this version of the archive)
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And she’s already packed it in to go freelance by the end of October/early November.
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View attachment 2473671 qSelf Employed Single Mummy: Week Three
So, I’m officially in Week Three of self-employed single mummy status. Week three? Where has that time gone? Well so far it’s gone on two exhausting but successful preview days at the Work Of Art G...
ALL her financial issues EVER have been completely self-inflicted.
Does bare minimum. "Look at me, I’m a businesswoman." She's a dozy cow is what she is.
MavisBeacon
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Dear God what an insufferably pompous old fogey with an overinflated sense of selfI was just mithering through the Wiki and found a new (to me) version of her early blog and well,
In mid 2012 she already had a category PRESS AND FAME mostly consisting of her insufferable old prick letters to “the newspaper” (including the I WISH TO PUNCH THE NEWSPAPER STAND/PAINTING THE CIVIC one)
Also, in SONGS AND POETRY, for the love of the Muses, please please, someone here have a working link to these twoView attachment 2473625 qView attachment 2473626 qView attachment 2473627 qView attachment 2473628 qPosts about Press and Fame on A Girl Called Jack
Posts about Press and Fame written by Jack Monroe (OurSouthend)web.archive.org
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importance she was (is) even in her early 20s.
Valiofthedolls
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THANK YOU ❤
bleeping hell. It’s just peripatetically cacophonously mortifying that this crap was from a 24 year old in desperate pursuit of fame. Like she’d be softly, gently scooped up to become the new one-woman Elton/Bernie (or more to Jack’s preference, Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice and Elaine Paige)
Also, is guest “mama”? I think I’m too befuddled by all the repetition and why she’s “packing up her empties” to sit in the pub with a bottle (and a pen) to have the luxury of comprehending.
witchofwestbyfleet
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It does flow slightly better than "mamapapa was a rolling stone"
MavisBeacon
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Wherever she laid her cute lil pigskin hat was her home
Seaford Haggington
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I was just mithering through the Wiki and found a new (to me) version of her early blog and well,
In mid 2012 she already had a category PRESS AND FAME mostly consisting of her insufferable old prick letters to “the newspaper” (including the I WISH TO PUNCH THE NEWSPAPER STAND/PAINTING THE CIVIC one)
View attachment 2473625 qView attachment 2473626 qView attachment 2473627 qView attachment 2473628 qPosts about Press and Fame on A Girl Called Jack
Posts about Press and Fame written by Jack Monroe (OurSouthend)
The "press and fame" roughly equivalent to appearing in a local paper pointing at a pothole.
Lobster Johnson
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What you've done there is write one verse that neither rhymes or scans then copy paste a tired old blues trope 14 times.
Valiofthedolls
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Lobster Johnson
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Another suitcase in another bar on the corner.
Seaford Haggington
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TheMiceInTheShed
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Briliant!
I love a "sad face" picture - especially if there is a bandaged limb (obviously done at home for the benefit of the camera) involved.
Livia Fantasy
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I don’t know how or why my brain processed it like this, but I read that as Kim Jon-Un and I was staring at the photos utterly baffledHas anyone seen the photos of Kim K's new photoshoot? Her haircut is giving me Guest vibesI can't think of the specific photo but tell me you don't see it...
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To be fair, I’d rather live in Pyongyang than be guest’s neighbour.
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I thank you.
MavisBeacon
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[Blues riff]Der duh duh der duh
I woke up this morning
Der duh duh der duh
I went back to bed
Der duh duh der duh
I slept four more hours
Der duh duh der duh
And no people got fed
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blueorchid
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Was that a really a year ago?! Wowsers
Livia Fantasy
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Nooooo way has that been an entire year? Aha amazing. I think after some mithering and lurking and doubting her *everything* that was the moment I had to join in
WhyYouCry?
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@Valiofthedolls I dreamt about you last night. You were French plaiting Jack’s hair. Yes, it was weird. No, I don’t know what it means.
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