Jack Monroe #542 A dullard talking about Vienetta

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MurielSnark said:
Actually data entry was the only thought I had as an option for guest. Could potentially work from home, no particular skills needed (other than attention to detail which I think she might struggle with) and potentially could set own hours and just get paid when tasks completed.

Unfortunately, it wouldn't suit her delusions of grandeur and her need to be in the centre of everything. But it is possibly the most realistic option as a paid job.
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I’m sure she’d even find a way to elevenerife that. Her data would be the most entried data ever to entry.
 
Jack doesn't have the discipline or attention span to do any kind of higher education. Plus she's convinced that she is right about everything and she doesn't respond well to feedback, so she would never get a passing grade in anything.

TBH if she wanted some kind of uni-level credential, she should use some of that sweet Patreon dosh to "enrol" in one of those questionable online schools that give degrees for "life experience". Seven books + bylines everywhere = completed it, mate.
 
hoopdedoo said:
Jack doesn't have the discipline or attention span to do any kind of higher education. Plus she's convinced that she is right about everything and she doesn't respond well to feedback, so she would never get a passing grade in anything.

TBH if she wanted some kind of uni-level credential, she should use some of that sweet Patreon dosh to "enrol" in one of those questionable online schools that give degrees for "life experience". Seven books + bylines everywhere = completed it, mate.
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Absolutely spot on. I've just finished the first module of twelve in an Open University degree, which was eight assessments and an end of module exam. It's been really tough to fit it in and I'm not even working full time. I absolutely refuse to believe she was studying towards two degrees with them simultaneously.
 
Can't screenshot but here's an interesting c/p from Twix:

"Omg! I worked with Jack Monroe when they went by their birth name seriously messed up human that I’ve had the misfortune to cross paths with. But I’m loving the name grifter"
😂
 
I thought the point of patreon was so artist and media types could work on their passion and get a little money alongisfe going. What has she actually done in months to even warrant it as a reason to have one? Not only is she taking money from beytwr equipped harder working campaigners, but people in actual need. She should close it and request the equivalent becaebt is directly to help the needy.
 
CabalofBolorneaise said:
I honestly feel like anyone still subscribed to her Patreon at this point cannot really say they’re being defrauded in the present tense. What she’s doing is absolutely wrong, 100% but if you paid a company to provide something monthly and 18 months later they’d still done duck all, were basically uncommunicative and had made undelivered promises, nobody would have the slightest lick of sympathy for you. Neither would they for someone else paying the company when the bad reviews saying they provide duck all are all over the internet and even a look at the site proves there is no content. Anyone subbing now is basically donating to her for the sake of it and while I don’t think they should and obviously she should stop her Patreon, I can’t have any sympathy for them either, the money they’re losing monthly is on them.

Edited because I sent too soon like a ninny - so at least if she went to uni with it she’d be doing something productive with it instead of spunking it on sideboards
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I reckon a lot of the subscribers have either forgotten or maybe subscribe to more than one Patreon and not realised they are still paying for Tuesday ❄️ and not much else.
 
Mrs Peel said:
Can't screenshot but here's an interesting c/p from Twix:

"Omg! I worked with Jack Monroe when they went by their birth name seriously messed up human that I’ve had the misfortune to cross paths with. But I’m loving the name grifter"
😂
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Seems to be going by her actual name, should watch her back cos that spiteful horror could try an ruin her life, she's got nowt else to do.
 
Mrs Peel said:
Can't screenshot but here's an interesting c/p from Twix:

"Omg! I worked with Jack Monroe when they went by their birth name seriously messed up human that I’ve had the misfortune to cross paths with. But I’m loving the name grifter"
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Frauen, roll up, place your bets!

Did Squig work with her as a call handler?

Is Squig the manager from Asda?

Is Squig from the coffee shop where Jack met SB’s dad?

Where else could she be from? To steal a fellow fraus username @People-huv-tae-know

(Not doubting squig at all just genuinely dying to know which job!)
 
Foxvint said:
Her pastas are always straight out a horror film. Watery bare arse bits and the sauce only ever looks like a bit of spit. All a consequence of wanting to honk about how it's only 2 shillings per portion when own brand pasta, tomato puree, a bit of cream and black pepper is also cheap. And edible. Everything she touches turns to slop.
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Early doors but: "it's only two shillings per portion" for thread title suggestion
Tortoise and the Hare dear tenderbungascant @Foxvint
 
TrolleyParton said:
Jack is still MIA aside from some possible 🧦 action over on Twittex or whatever the hell it's called these days. The Canal mithered over the possibility of her turning up on I'm a Nonentity, Get Me Out of Here. Wiki is above for the newbs!
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Minor grunk, but putting these two side by side sort of makes me want guset sent off to the wombat* bollock Upsidedown, or the one indoors, or any other one which takes the phones away, to see which nasty bits of twitter go dark. The Silence of the Lambswool.

*Sorry wombat. Loved your work in A Country Practice.
 
How many new subscribers have there been since Jack went silent? There's been some (am entertaining the idea its not Jack herself at the £1 tier)
If there are any, how do they seek her out?
Not through Twitter
If from patreon itself, surely not! Masochists!
How then?
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Your Honour, I present a main offender in the long, long, very long, rap sheet of dines against humanity in the case of Jack Monroe

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Oooh, Julie Burchill has done a takedown of That Man in The Spectator, and it’s baaaad:

www.spectator.co.uk

The perverse greed of Jamie Oliver

Jamie Oliver campaigned against turkey twizzlers in the name of child development. Now his company has gone under owing councils millions.
www.spectator.co.uk www.spectator.co.uk

Of course, we would usually be expecting guest to be revelling in this kind of anti-JO polemic. However, she can’t raise her head above the parapet since the main criticism is, er, he’s been taking money off some of the most vulnerable people in society and making an absolute fortune on the back of people.
 
TrolleyParton said:
Winning threat title (I think?) by @Foxvint and nominated by @rage naan. You both win a Vienetta, you can use it for Twitter engagement or simply just mither over just how much smaller they are than they used to be.

Jack is still MIA aside from some possible 🧦 action over on Twittex or whatever the hell it's called these days. The Canal mithered over the possibility of her turning up on I'm a Nonentity, Get Me Out of Here. Wiki is above for the newbs!
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Ta for fred, to Trolley who "fredded" it, @Foxvint and @rage naan who nominated it, and to whichever inventive mind invented it.

I thengk yew all!
 
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