Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk

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Naboo The Enigma said:
I think most people put a lot of thought into placement as well don't they? Some of mine are cover ups of scars, some are in a specific place just because they "fit" better aesthetically. I have my late cat's pawprint on my thigh, because he always used to sit next to me and would put his paw on my leg when he wanted attention. 😭.

And the people that I know who have sleeves are, as others have said, tattooed in other places, or the sleeves have a specific theme that is meaningful to them, or are at least coherent. Hers are just random and terrible.
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That is so lovely about your cat paw tattoo Naboo - what a lovely way to commemorate him. xx
 
blueorchid said:
Amanda Abington I think
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Firstly, chapeau on the divine thread title

Secondly, what is she ^doing^?! It’s been two weeks ish since the Greenbelt appearance … there wasn’t anything else lined up was there

the VBI and the team of helpers is imaginary so …
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Excuse me! She had a bulging box of emails throwing work offers at her! 16 hours a day just to accept them all!
 
blueorchid said:
Amanda Abington I think
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Firstly, chapeau on the divine thread title

Secondly, what is she ^doing^?! It’s been two weeks ish since the Greenbelt appearance … there wasn’t anything else lined up was there

the VBI and the team of helpers is imaginary so …
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She's been bungled up in a cupboard in the bungamansion with her arms tied together and her phone removed while Agent Adrian desperately tries to breathe some life back into her "career", I expect. Truly entering her Puppet Show (and Spinal Tap) era. We love to see it.
I'm listening to the Scamanda podcast as recommended by several frauen and the similarities with Jack are astounding - the entitlement, the sneering at people who were donating to her because she considered the amounts unworthy of her, the ever-changing backstory, the arrogance when challenged. But even Amanda Reilly actually posted links and signposted to other organisations for cancer sufferers etc on her bogus blog.
 
blueorchid said:
Secondly, what is she ^doing^?!
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Panicking, I hope. Watching her patreon income drop, watching her Twitter followers drop, realising she can't unlock to monetise her Twitter account because she'd get pasted, and she doesn't know how other platforms work and even if she did, she'd have to build the grift up from scratch and she doesn't know where to start. Realising that even if people aren't actively calling her out, there isn't the support out there that she'd previously been able to rely on, and people are quietly backing away. She's getting the odd gig but not enough and any company that announces they're working with her gets an absolute storm of abuse.
 
Livia Fantasy said:
One week to go, lads!

Amazon product
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I think Amazon dot com are trolling Jack.
 
ForgettyBetty said:
This is a confusion I see regularly with pasta (sometimes lentils etc) - a recipe needs to be clear on whether they mean dry from the packet, as in making a macaroni cheese, or cooked weight as in making a salad.
150g dry is 2 decent main meal portions
150g cooked is about 67g dry, so 1 slightly smaller (short girl) portion.
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Oh . . . . I allow 100g dry per person.

Explains much . . . 🙁. . . Perhaps I am overweight, and not under-tall after all. :unsure:
 
TrolleyParton said:
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I think Amazon dot com are trolling Jack.
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The algorhythm is very muddled. I got this from Amazon when I searched "Jack Monroe memoir":

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And this:

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And this:

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Livia Fantasy said:
Graham Spiers didn't bother for Fringe either. Anas Sanwar, Tom English, Joanna Cherry, Mick Lynch, all had theirs released.
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This speaks to Sanwar et al being people of substance, with something interesting to contribute in the public space. Jack's appearance at the Fringe was an anomaly, conjured up by a wily agent. There won't be many more of these outings for her, I'm sure.
 
You know when the release date arrives that we have to create an early Monroe memoir ourselves. I'll expect chapters on the early years, the sudden swing from 15 amazing GCSEs to almost none, the 'expulsion'.....

It could be our finest work.

Go on go on go on go on etc....
 
MaineCoonMama said:
An onion, just like your avatar. Or you could get a Slopbot? Make sure it's somewhere like your neck or forehead so everyone knows you're a bad gal.
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This was one of the ads on here for a while and I always thought of him as a slopbot. Do we all see the same ads? Is based on discussion topic, as slopbot was a big mention around the time this one was the ad all the time, or is it on personal browsing history? Does anyone know?
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MurielSnark said:
The algorhythm is very muddled. I got this from Amazon when I searched "Jack Monroe memoir":

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And this:

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And this:

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This speaks to Sanwar et al being people of substance, with something interesting to contribute in the public space. Jack's appearance at the Fringe was an anomaly, conjured up by a wily agent. There won't be many more of these outings for her, I'm sure.
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I had a look to see if mine would be different and got:
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Then Marilyn Monroe stuff x 2 followed by:
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Then the skeleton cover book you’ve posted
 
griftalo said:
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This was one of the ads on here for a while and I always thought of him as a slopbot. Do we all see the same ads? Is based on discussion topic, as slopbot was a big mention around the time this one was the ad all the time, or is it on personal browsing history? Does anyone know?
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The ad are contextual from what I can summarise. It looks like they are served on topics in the content. It can seem a bit behind as UGC is harder to contextualise because it is ever changing.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
Oh . . . . I allow 100g dry per person.

Explains much . . . 🙁. . . Perhaps I am overweight, and not under-tall after all. :unsure:
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Prob depends what you're having it with if it's just veggies, bacon bits and a sprinkling of parmesan then 100 sounds good. If like me you're going to bury it under half a tub of philly and all the cheddar you can find then 65-75 is wiser :)

(This is why Jack's recipes are nutritionally bollox)
 
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