Jack Monroe #532 Borbenheimer. Sloppenborber. Borbenslopper.

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ladyjp82 said:
Agreed. I have a teenage daughter and a son aged 11 (🍉) (and two littler ones) but the teens/tweens are relevant here. Son grunts at me and daughter rolls eyes, both of which I am assured is typical teenage behaviour. The way she describes things or ‘quotes’ things SB says just doesn’t ring true to me.

I’m a newbie! I was peaked by HH2 but had questions before that. I’ve lurked here since the Guardian piece! I over use exclamation marks - sorry!
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Welcome! (I put the exclamation mark there for your comfort. 😂
 
RandomFishOils said:
Guset as a Goose: No 12 in an occasional series. View attachment 2345069 qView attachment 2345071 q
ETA: I cheated. It’s a duck. Here’s a goose instead.
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RandomFishOils said:
Guset as a Goose: No 12 in an occasional series. View attachment 2345069 qView attachment 2345071 q
ETA: I cheated. It’s a duck. Here’s a goose instead.
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RandomFishOils said:
Guset as a Goose: No 12 in an occasional series. View attachment 2345069 qView attachment 2345071 q
ETA: I cheated. It’s a duck. Here’s a goose instead.
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Ugh. All that makeup and she couldn't be arsed to wash her mitts.
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BeardyBap said:
I think it's 2015 non-binary Jack. Most days (for as long as that lasted) I guess she felt like a boy or wasn't sure?

And here she is saying that on the days that she does feel like a girl, she's a bleeping iconic woman?
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Please, thank(space)you and excuse me, but how tf does an adult female person, Jack, realistically 'feel like' anything except what she actually is? She's full of 💩
 
Geetbo said:
I’ll have “Shan’t” tattooed on my scrotum.
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I’m having ‘toot toot now duck off’ on my labia.
Hope the spoiler works. I can’t share stuff here because some real life people know who I am on here but God I wish I could. I have a relative who is basically Jack (with a less annoying face & a better sense of humour-not hard). I was ranting to Harold earlier after yet another kick in the face from this person who has no decency & I said you lot would rip them to shreds if I could share stuff here-the lies & the selfishness is off the scale & this is the one place I have found where people aren’t dicks and see tit behaviour for what it is & call it out. Would genuinely love to get feedback on some of this because there are so many bright, wise & no bullshit people here whose opinions I really respect & who are fair. I always learn a lot here & it helps those of us dealing with genuine trauma in the real world as Monroe (who, let’s be honest-is a boring Auntie Pat nobody-she’s almost a hologram who represents all the tit things in life & all the worst traits in humanity) manages somehow to always represent something that pisses you off/irritates/enrages/offends your sense of justice. Kind of like how Hitler got power by being all things to all people in 1930s germany. She uncannily manages to be everything that’s wrong with the world & that’s the beauty of these threads.
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Now duck off x
 
Evening / morning beloved Herrs & Fraus.

I’ve spent a lot of today sleeping and on bed rest unable to do anything but watch The Detectorists ( never seen it before - love it ) BUT I am finally up to thread 530 🙌🤣

Apologies to all of you if you’re getting lots of notifications from me!

On topic - Jack is a theiving, lying, stealing, manipulative cosplaying bleep. Hopefully I’ll catch up by tomorrow night and will be able to comment on real time Jack events. Not long till Tuesday lads!!
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ETA - I don’t sleep like a Rubén’s painting unfortunately. In the day time or otherwise. Although partner did say I tried to engage him in a full conversation at 3am Saturday night. He didn’t know what I was on about and had been reading here before sleep so I’m guess(t)ing it was probably Jack related *shudders with embarrassment*
 
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griftalo said:
Susan is beautiful indeed but is nam eyes like she’s seen some tit? Or is there another reason? I know I read the story ages ago but I’ve gone blank and keep meaning to ask.
Also can we have more pictures of
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Susan?!
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This...is Nam Eyes. She's just how the Cat Gods made her. She looks like this most of the time.
Soz, you'll have to click to see, I stuffed up and cba to fix
 
streby said:
In my head "guset" is prounounced "goo-say", all fancy and fake-French. I expect that's a nickname Guest's friends came up with on one of their rolicking fun adventures, immortalised by selfies of goo-say because they didn't want to be photographed for some reason.
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now in my head “goo-say” sounds like a sassy goose really feeling itself like “goose-aaaay 😎💅💃🏻🕺” aka:

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ladyjp82 said:
Agreed. I have a teenage daughter and a son aged 11 (🍉) (and two littler ones) but the teens/tweens are relevant here. Son grunts at me and daughter rolls eyes, both of which I am assured is typical teenage behaviour. The way she describes things or ‘quotes’ things SB says just doesn’t ring true to me.

I’m a newbie! I was peaked by HH2 but had questions before that. I’ve lurked here since the Guardian piece! I over use exclamation marks - sorry!
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It’s all performative and I don’t think he’s ever been there as much as even we would have supposed. Take this photo, apparently taken by surprise by SB as she was cooking and he shouted “Look mamapapamama” or some shite…

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In reality, anyone’s natural reaction would be more like….

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lilykestrel said:
Edie did blow her $80k trust fund off her grandmother ( $196,825.40 in today's money according to the first inflation calculator I hit on Google) in six months on clothes, make-up, jewellery (and drugs)
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Thank God she didn't waste it!
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Lady1980 said:
Am ⚰ at goo-say and le greuset and gueset is cooked. Even If they never make it to thread title status, I’m having all 3 somehow tattooed on me somehow somewhere.
ETA sorry for the tattoo chat if we’ve moved on by the time I’ve posted this!
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It is never too late for tattoo chat.
 
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