Jack Monroe # 45 I’ll put it on the to do list

[J4n0Z]

I'm not an expert on cats but I've had them all my life - as long as your kitten(s) are in a safe comfortable place close to you (a cardboard box is ideal), they'll be fine.

Saying that, the kitten I adopted last year was unusually confident and brazen (when we went to pick him up, he was so chilled out he actually climbed into the cat carrier we bought with us and fell asleep)!

Anyway, he escaped from the room he was being kept in and raced downstairs to introduce himself to my other cat. Other cat was not impressed, although they get along fine now, thankfully.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I caught the end of the Food Program on R4 today. It was about poverty, feeding children and the effects poor nutrition has on a child’s development.
That is the sort of campaign JM could become involved with if she actually cared. Rather than tormenting an ill kitten.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Essentially she suggested she could get "all the way to the front door" didn't she
head.


What did you do?

No idea!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

No idea!

Did you 'like' a negative comment?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I caught the end of the Food Program on R4 today. It was about poverty, feeding children and the effects poor nutrition has on a child’s development.
That is the sort of campaign JM could become involved with if she actually cared. Rather than tormenting an ill kitten.

Yes! The absolutely awful news that 2.5k children have been hospitalised for malnutrition in the past 6 months?

This is such a vulgar thing for me to type and I’m so sorry, but that tit doesn’t pay dividends for her does it so she won’t get involved beyond a tweet acknowledging it now she’s read it here. It’s far more profitable to shake the kitten tin to raise funds / her profile for supervet, or do Hellman’s gigs.

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Did you 'like' a negative comment?

Oh is she that bad? Then yes, that’s probably what happened.

 

[Flumps]

I know I've said it already, but I just wanted to say thank you again for all the good wishes today. I had, despite my claims, resigned myself to bad news, and not to get it has been such a relief that it's left me feeling a complete wreck. But I wanted to say this is such a lovely corner of the internet, filled with funny, smart and such kind people. I came here (what feels like ages ago now) because JM rang all sorts of wrong bells with me, and to find such an interesting, entertaining, varied and lovely bunch of evil fraus has made the last months of lockdown and other life weirdness so much more bearable. You all rock. I want to buy you all a drink/ice lolly/treat of your choice. Thank you again. x

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I know I've said it already, but I just wanted to say thank you again for all the good wishes today. I had, despite my claims, resigned myself to bad news, and not to get it has been such a relief that it's left me feeling a complete wreck. But I wanted to say this is such a lovely corner of the internet, filled with funny, smart and such kind people. I came here (what feels like ages ago now) because JM rang all sorts of wrong bells with me, and to find such an interesting, entertaining, varied and lovely bunch of evil fraus has made the last months of lockdown and other life weirdness so much more bearable. You all rock. I want to buy you all a drink/ice lolly/treat of your choice. Thank you again. x

So pleased for you having a positive result. Hopefully you can relax now.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I’ve only had two kittens and they are still with us 17 years later and I’m absolutely no expert on any things feline but the kitten looks ill.


She looks weak and fragile, there’s no way it bounded up to her with the physical issues she has.

Sorry , I did click spoiler to hide the kitten post but clearly I didn’t do something right.

Apologies.

I agree. Apart from it's wee legs her coat looks so dry and staring. Surely it should look a bit more glossy than that?
And a novelty to go to the shop for crisps? Bollocks. At the height of lock down immunocompromised Jack documented on twitter 4 trips to the shops in 5 days.
So pleased for you @Flumps btw. Brilliant news.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I know I've said it already, but I just wanted to say thank you again for all the good wishes today. I had, despite my claims, resigned myself to bad news, and not to get it has been such a relief that it's left me feeling a complete wreck. But I wanted to say this is such a lovely corner of the internet, filled with funny, smart and such kind people. I came here (what feels like ages ago now) because JM rang all sorts of wrong bells with me, and to find such an interesting, entertaining, varied and lovely bunch of evil fraus has made the last months of lockdown and other life weirdness so much more bearable. You all rock. I want to buy you all a drink/ice lolly/treat of your choice. Thank you again. x

It’s a shame covid has postponed our costly legal action til 2021 at the earliest, hopefully Mark Lewis gets us a nice little summer slot at the high courts so we can all have a lolly party to celebrate with you

To think we once aspired for a post court soirée at one of THAT MAN’s establishments, it’s been a long lockdown but grateful to have secured funding from Putin’s regime to really splash the cash JM style x

 

[MrsOgre]

Spoiler: Kitten chat

we have a huge golden lab who won't nudge open doors so how the fuckity duck does a tiny kitten do so?I'm also confused by her earlier post and I quote 'she is the size and weight of a much younger cat' umm she's a kitten? Or have we all got that wrong too? She is dangerous.

I've had to do a lot of research over the weekend (in regards to my stalker), I have a fuckton of reports and files that I have managed to avoid reading and found out some horrible things. One example is that I've been classed as mentally ill when I'm most definitely not. I've previously spoken about my child and me being incorrectly diagnosed with autism, I was not assessed at all and my child had one assessment done. I Googled the actual assessment and turns out its got a poor accuracy rate and shouldn't be used as the only diagnostic tool but a guide. I know this was discussed in the first few threads, but I really do call bullshit on her very questionable conditions, moreso the autism. Seems more like NPD (sorry I know we shouldn't be armchair diagnosing but jack is guilty of it so).
I'm so stressed, I can't bear going to the gp for support even though I should, I've got a few bars of chocolate here and I try to watch TV as a distraction. I need to sign up for Netflix to see what this schitts Creek is about. Calling all haus fraus, please keep being funny and supportive to each other cos it helps me being here, and also to @Flumps thats fantastic news and so happy for you

 

[Flumps]

I'm so stressed, I can't bear going to the gp for support even though I should, I've got a few bars of chocolate here and I try to watch TV as a distraction. I need to sign up for Netflix to see what this schitts Creek is about. Calling all haus fraus, please keep being funny and supportive to each other cos it helps me being here, and also to @Flumps thats fantastic news and so happy for you

I don't want to be all mum-like about it (chuh, yes I do), but maybe let the idea of calling the GP rumble around for a few days until it feels bearable, then try and do it. If they're anything like mine atm, they may well agree/want to give you a phone appt at first which might feel more manageable. Not now, obviously, do the Netflix and chocolate thing now, but maybe let it be an idea that sits on the back burner for a bit, until you can manage it. From my experience, doing it is generally better than not in the end. Like you, I really must try Schitt's Creek. I am grunkaing through Batwoman atm.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I know I've said it already, but I just wanted to say thank you again for all the good wishes today. I had, despite my claims, resigned myself to bad news, and not to get it has been such a relief that it's left me feeling a complete wreck. But I wanted to say this is such a lovely corner of the internet, filled with funny, smart and such kind people. I came here (what feels like ages ago now) because JM rang all sorts of wrong bells with me, and to find such an interesting, entertaining, varied and lovely bunch of evil fraus has made the last months of lockdown and other life weirdness so much more bearable. You all rock. I want to buy you all a drink/ice lolly/treat of your choice. Thank you again. x

This really is the best place I've ever found on the internet, very unique in it's kindness and beautiful souls

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MrsOgre]

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If ever there was a case of someone who caused their own misery and problems in life, it's Jack. What exactly does she need a break from, buying mega expensive furniture perhaps?

 

[Anonymous One]

I'm so stressed, I can't bear going to the gp for support even though I should, I've got a few bars of chocolate here and I try to watch TV as a distraction. I need to sign up for Netflix to see what this schitts Creek is about. Calling all haus fraus, please keep being funny and supportive to each other cos it helps me being here, and also to @Flumps thats fantastic news and so happy for you

Sending (adequately socially distanced) hugs your way. Lots and lots of people are struggling right now and your GP will understand how you’re feeling. I know it’s so hard to pick up the phone and call them but you won’t be bothering them and they can help.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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It's... Jack Monroe's alt account...

 

[Lanie]

I am all for a dog pen, with puppy pads and a comfy blanket bed for the kitten. This will let the kitten have room to move, yet keep it contained and safe when no one is around. She could place a litter tray in one corner and the bed in the other. The puppy pads will catch any mess in between. If she makes it big enough she could also place feeding bowls etc too.

 

[JuliaGulia]

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*Insert Parks and Rec gif of Mona-Lisa Saperstein with her hand out saying 'Money Pweeeeease!'*

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Spoiler: Kitten shown in Jack's Twitter mentions

There's a kitten in Jack's mentions which is six weeks old. Looks exactly like Pretzel size-wise. I find it hard to believe Pretzel is supposedly 5 weeks older.