Jack Monroe #419 Get stuffed, I've got a Chesterfield Sofa

[Valiofthedolls]

It’s been:

699 days since Jack last updated her Patreon

278 days since Jack’s most recent request for donations directly into her personal PayPal account to pay for repairs to her website; repairs which have not yet occurred.

275 days since Jack claimed to begin work on the VBI (that was going to “take the weekend”)

263 days since Teemill monies began going to “other charities” with zero updates given

163 days since Jack crowdfunded legal fees for an alleged libel case directly into her personal PayPal account with no evidence of any legal action subsequently taken.

52 days since Jack promised her Patrons an update on the lack of rewards for almost two years and her refusal to address this.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Recap: We all learnt the best positions for shagging on a Chesterfield sofa.

I’m just going to go and grunk

 

[Ooointitot]

Her latest insta pic of her wearing too many blues, looking deranged and signalling cryptically to us with her thumb while complaining about how awful her life is has been limited so only she can see the pitifully small number of likes. What a wonderful sign of the turning tide.

Your star is WANING, ya whingeing grifter. GOOD.

 

[jenny2603]

Jay Rayner is trying to get well off people to donate their fuel bill reduction to various charities if they don't need it. I wonder if smol pixie will be supporting this or will she just be howling and clawing that she can't pocket a few fuel grants by sadfishing about how cold crappy bungalow is this winter.

 

[Hold my beans]

C'mon Jack!

 

[That Forensic Man]

I'd totally be here for Jack dressed as katniss with a crossbow hunting for squirrels on Southend pier

Ooh yes yes yes!!

Look on my Works, ye Mighty canal, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level pier stretches far away.

 

[MistyWindows]

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C'mon Jack!

Do you recon I could defrost frozen peas and then turn them into the ultimate mushy peas, Jack?!

 

[NellieBoo]

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C'mon Jack!

Who are these people? Why are they so stupid? Why do they have access to kitchen appliances and sharp objects?

 

[Cookiecookie]

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C'mon Jack!

Oh my god. Wtf is wrong with the squigs? The Americans have already been there done that. A quick google shows plenty of them

 

[houseofhoop]

Just bringing this over from the last thread. What the actual duck is that creepy thing in the background?!

 

[Mr Krabs]

I think i need counselling after that engagement photo on the last thread. Shes someone who definitely looks better unsmiling

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

At least they are somewhat wipeable..!!!!

Youre welcome for suddenly not wanting your sunday lunch now.

Want extra gravy with all that meat.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Just bringing this over from the last thread. What the actual duck is that creepy thing in the background?!

No idea but what's really horrifying is that looks like a third pair of Nike Air Max Vapormax 360s in black, £190
That's £570 in that exact shoe alone

 

[Captainmouse]

Just bringing this over from the last thread. What the actual duck is that creepy thing in the background?!

Maybe it’s a pumble hunter? Who has heard that mackie has the answer

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Oh Nigella…

 

[Ooointitot]

Oh Nigella…

So good to see a positive representation of roast pots in the media.

Lets hope this goes some way to counteract the recent negative portrayals that have so tarred and stained the reputation of Sunday lunches

 

[definitelynotvlad]

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C'mon Jack!

We’re still waiting to find out what to do with leftover chippy chips, back of the queue Squig.

 

[LadyGarden]

Just bringing this over from the last thread. What the actual duck is that creepy thing in the background?!

Its Pennywise, dear heart.

We all float down here (unless it's a loaf of bread Jack's made)

 

[Smol Pixel]

Just bringing this over from the last thread. What the actual duck is that creepy thing in the background?!

Yeah that’s Pennywise. Did Jack put that in or was it a hilarious Frau?

 

[houseofhoop]

Yeah that’s Pennywise. Did Jack put that in or was it a hilarious Frau?

Probably a Frau!!!