Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

[jenny2603]

RELEASE THE LAWYER.

 

[Hollaaa]

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RELEASE THE LAWYER.

Not until Tuesday.

 

[Lazarus]

It's thoughtful of Sophie to tweet it on a Sunday, so that Jack can put her lawyer on the case immediately.

Rosh Hashanah this weekend. Are you literally trying to ruin her solicitors new year?

 

[Cookiecookie]

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RELEASE THE LAWYER.

She can't squig, cos there's no lie in what this Sophie person is saying (I have no idea who she is, but at this point, Jack just needs cancelling by whoever)

 

[jenny2603]

Any minute now...

Jack: MY LAWYER IS JEWISH.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Rosh Hashanah this weekend. Are you literally trying to ruin her solicitors new year?

Oops, I didn't realise! I wonder if Sophie did and it's all part of the plan.



ETA wrong gif but nevermind

 

[MsGilmore]

I heart the ‘other replies’! Jack has already spent the Google fee then!

 

[Ooointitot]

To be fair, we could tell that from her attempting to draw one.

Jack Monroe definitely does not know her onions

 

[AyiaKnacker]

Unless squig is 4ft6, your grifty girl is not 5ft1.7. Towering colossus of a smol pixie.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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RELEASE THE LAWYER.

This has made me think of when all the mice in American Tale release the secret weapon

With all the people who need suing, she’s gonna need a bigger lawyer.

 

[MrsFawlty]

Sophie Corcoran is a monstrous human being but she has reach!

She is also from Essex, not a seaside place but on the Thames estuary, the more industrialised Grays near Tilbury. Proclaims herself working class. Could be interesting...

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

If you put a plum in the microwave the microwave will heat the water particles in the plum and stew it til it blows up.

NB this post was supposed to have an ealier post quote but am useless. Sorry.

 

[AyiaKnacker]

I think I may have said Jack Monroe one too many times and summoned something awful. Anyway, if you don't fancy a roast today I've just been offered up this monstrosity over on my Instagram feed. Reminded me of Jack for some reason. I've seen it so you all have to see it too. Happy Sunday, ninnies!

There is precisely no need for fried vaginas on a Sunday afternoon thank(space)you.

 

[Hollaaa]

If you put a plum in the microwave the microwave will heat the water particles in the plum and stew it til it blows up.

Big Microwave foiled again.
Don't put foil in it either!!

 

[whereforartthoupumble]

Can someone cleverer than me upload the entirety of that squig's thread because it is shocking to read!

 

[redherring27]

135k followers

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Ugh Sophie is an absolute right-wing attention-seeking melt though so I’d actually prefer it if she didn’t call Jack out cause it makes it easier for her to say it’s all just horrible Tories who are against her.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

There is precisely no need for fried vaginas on a Sunday afternoon thank(space)you.

It's Js unruly labia

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Jack spotted in the wild:

 

[WhyYouCry?]

Jack spotted in the wild:

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She was probably there searching for new designer gear in puddles.

 

[Ooointitot]

Jack spotted in the wild:

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Squig marking herself as Safe there. Narrow escape squig!