Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

[sioc]

Victuals -Based Conspiracy Theory Alert!

Spoiler: All Foods are Interchangeable

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Pancakes and Roasties Should. Not. Look The. Same.

To be fair that's mostly because those pancakes are both under done and burned

 

[steverc]

It's all because Jupiter is so close. Her ego can't stand the one thing in the solar system bigger than it being so up in its grill.

 

[MsGilmore]

I feel sorry for her. I truly hope she gets the help she needs.The last 24 hours have not been normal behaviour. Nor the last few months tbh.

Don’t hold your breath. She’s a narcissist incapable of self reflection.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Here you go madcap ninnies.

Jack Monroe #405 Jack the Ripoff

Thanks to dear heart @jenny2603 for thread title suggestion, from a squiggle tweet. Your prize is one of Ma Monroe's prized roast spuds pal 😬 Speaking of which, as we speak, Jack has actually flounced off twitter due to an avalanche of mirth at said potatoes. Calls from squigs for the...

tattle.life

 

[blanketyblankblank4]

If one of my close friends committed suicide, the last words I would use to describe it would be 'topped himself'. Or put it on twitter. Completely disrespectful on both counts.

Yup. I’ve lost a loved one this way, even got a fun diagnosis of PTSD (severe, confirmed) as a result, and this is an incredibly gross way of putting it. If it has indeed happened get off bleeping Twitter and be with your loved ones, my god.

 

[WaffleKent]

I love him. Totally nailed it without even meaning to. Jack just can't compute someone who doesn't give a tit about her and completely short circuits. Pure twitter gold.