Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

[Nottonightbabe]

But, as we all know, photoshopping pictures of yourself in your underwear to make your arms thinner and your collarbones more pronounced is FINE.

Oh of course, and so is informing your followers that you have unintentionally lost a large, very specific number of pounds recently

 

[MrsOgre]

Lads she’s tweeting. I’ll try and keep up. It’s basically a long book review and I don’t entirely disagree that DW is problematic so.....here goes nothing.
Ha! I’ve already got them in the wrong order.

I'd help but my phone is going tits up tonight and sadly I can't afford to have two

 

[MarmiteExtract]

She’s just finished a tweet thread about body issues and signed off with ‘good night’.

That guarantees she’ll be tweeting a while longer than.

 

[Motherwellgirl]

Mind the time she was leading the charge against Corbyn then she changed her mind?

Not like her. She’s a weathervane. She doesn’t have an original thought in her bonce

Clown shoe

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Oh here we go again...

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Honestly, what is she trying to achieve? Does she think if she tit talks him, the books will suddenly be erased from history? This is not doing anything positive at all.
Do something useful you nasty fucker.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I'd help but my phone is going tits up tonight and sadly I can't afford to have two

Do you want one of my 35 chargers?

 

[Blurp]

Weapon is such a good insult.

I was talking to someone about someone who was harassing me on twitter and she called him a fanny bangle. That’s a new one on me.

Some of the Scottish people on here might know this insult but a Scottish word for Fanny is fud. She’s an actual fud.

Walloper is another Scottish insult. That’s yet another slang word for genitalia. I have no idea where we get them from.

And in Scotland tit and fanny are often used when you want to insult someone.

Of course in Scotland if you like someone you insult them. But that’s just how we are. I don’t like her and she’s still a fud.

When I run out of Scots insults, I turn to Navy ones. If you can ever get your hands on a book called () Jackspeak, it's hilarious.

I still think that Jack is completely psychoceramic, a genuine crackpot...

 

[help i need some help!]

Doesn't she understand that authors write the opinions and habits of the characters, not their own?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm hoping someone does call her out for assuming the Tutelage lady was black! Wonder what snarky reply she'll give

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I may as well make a sandwich, then.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

I don’t think anyone would describe DW as ‘rail-thin’....

 

[Petelgeuse]

I may as well make a sandwich, then.

Make sure you go for a piss as well..

 

[skronkywildcat]

The inviting loads of 17 year olds to the tv studio and creeping on them is much worse than writing a tit book (or 40). Why isn’t she focussing on that?

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s tweeted lots more triggery ED bullshit which has cheesed me off. The audacity. bleeping cowbag. After what she did. Starring out the numbers when she did the same bleeping thing.

 

[NP]

I may as well make a sandwich, then.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

We’ve had two “Good night”s now and she still hasn’t left

 

[MrsOgre]

Plus, kid has had his entire book collection trashed as soon as he's come back from his Dad's, his cosy reading time with his Mum has been spoiled and she's spent the entire day ranting about how tit the book, his father and, by extension, his choices in reading are. And she's got a kitten to play with that he won't be allowed to touch.




And it's nearly the witching hour. I wonder how things will go in the Batjack cave tonight?

Spoiler: Sb concerns

what she is doing is not only publicly slating his father but sb too and the great unwashed can't see this. If he has enjoyed reading those books, only to have it ripped part by his mother and god knows what she has said to him about it too but would prefer not to speculate.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Disclaimer: I haven’t read or even skimmed these books, but could this be ‘ping pong’? What’s making me laugh is all this fuss and clearly no one on twitter has read them either

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Go to bed!