Jack Monroe #40 Implies David Walliams takes coke, jumps bandwagons to stay woke.

[Alansbigplate]

Holy tit. So.... is Jack the racist??? She saw a "tricky name", frizzy hair and the nickname Archbishop Desmond Tutu and so she made the character black?

I don’t know, I’m confused - I mean...did she not look at the pictures?

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Cannot believe this latest Miss Tutelage drama!

 

[emm]

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So she moved less than 2 years ago but still had enough random clutter to fill up an entire other kitchen in that shed? Don’t people usually have a clear out before moving? I had imagined she’d been there at least. 5 years

 

[GrunkaLunka]

Well, I'm sure she will own up to her mistake (re: the black female teacher actually being white) at any moment.
She will definitely set the record straight as clearly as she declared that the character made David Walliams racist.
Probably typing it all up at this very moment.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Holy tit. So.... is Jack the racist??? She saw a "tricky name", frizzy hair and the nickname Archbishop Desmond Tutu and so she made the character black?

Yes absolutely x

 

[antisocialmedia]

Well, I'm sure she will own up to her mistake (re: the black female teacher actually being white) at any moment.
She will definitely set the record straight as clearly as she declared that the character made David Walliams racist.
Probably typing it all up at this very moment.

Yes true and I'm Santa Claus.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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On the iPhone now.

Is that not a bit spicy for an ouchy mouth?

not all that vegan either.

I have been checking that all day since you mentioned it last night

I have to somehow squeeze two days worth of work into 1 tomorrow due to ermmmm distractions today, I wonder should I ask St Jack for some tips

Babe, same x

 

[Veronicaaa]

No way!! Is that what she meant??? I assumed she meant the first name was unpronounceable. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

omg SAAAAME! She doesn't know the word 'tutelage'??? ahahaha this just keeps getting better!

 

[Alansbigplate]

Gosh it has been a long day

 

[Figmentofimagination]

This is so brilliant, I can't stop laughing. How's she going to wriggle out of this one

Wait. In the process of calling Walliams racist, she herself has assumed a character's race based on racist stereotypes?!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha*laughs forever and ever hahahahahaah!!
What a dick.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

The way The Scotsman has phrased this (“insisted”) implies it’s up for interpretation. But the screenshot above quite clearly shows the illustration in print?

 

[peperomia]

I actually had to skim the last thread or so, but what a fuckin’ ride.

Holy tit. So.... is Jack the racist??? She saw a "tricky name", frizzy hair and the nickname Archbishop Desmond Tutu and so she made the character black?

Arriving *just*in time for this is

 

[Cookiecookie]

Please can you give me some info on this I’m a chronic nail biter and skin picker so something to occupy my hands would be nice.

Hi, https://www.chewigem.co.uk/ have loads, a lot of which are a bit more grown up lookinh, as do amazon and ebay. If you look up 'sensory chewing accessories' they'll come up.

 

[NP]

Shall we make a list of the things JM said she was going to do but has forgotten about. As I’m sure there’s more than I can remember.

Raise black voices on her platforms
£15 school lunches
Use her shed for something TBC
Something TBC that involved posing on her sideboard

Oh I thought of more.

Asking for books so she could review them on her blog.
Sharing recipes for “ouchy mouths” (possibly still to come)
Sharing a recipe for vegan crackling

I feel like there’s a pattern here of having lots of ideas which never come to fruition.

Feel free to add to the list wise haufraus.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Well, I'm sure she will own up to her mistake (re: the black female teacher actually being white) at any moment.
She will definitely set the record straight as clearly as she declared that the character made David Walliams racist.
Probably typing it all up at this very moment.

a close up

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's gonna reiterate that she hasn't reviewed them all properly (YET) and that's why mistakes were made, stupids.

Also that she absolutely did NOT ringlead this pile-on, did not tag DW and never intended him to see it and ABSOLUTELY did not enjoy it.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Let's just remind ourselves...

What's that you say Jack? Did you just assume a person's colour based solely on a name and a hairdo?? Dearie me...

 

[Aquamarina]

Well my lovely cabal of fraus, what a day it has been. And the fact that the character of Miss Tutelage is actually white is totally hilarious. How on earth did she not know what the word tutelage was either? JM has clearly outed herself as having ‘problematic’ views, where she associates ‘frizzy hair‘ and a ‘funny name’ with black people. I’m absolutely howling at her duck up. I cant wait to see how this one works out for her.

 

[NP]

She's gonna reiterate that she hasn't reviewed them all properly (YET) and that's why mistakes were made, stupids.

Also that she absolutely did NOT ringlead this pile-on, did not tag DW and never intended him to see it and ABSOLUTELY did not enjoy it.

You’re saying she would tweet without getting the facts first?

 

[peperomia]

omg SAAAAME! She doesn't know the word 'tutelage'??? ahahaha this just keeps getting better!

What a bleeping plank