Jack Monroe #387 Her insufferable narcissistic festival of tripe she keeps advertising

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jenny2603 said:
@Mendacious Trumpet I take your point but we're up watching Jack argue on Twitter at this time. We've all lost our minds, it's just that we're laughing and Jack is attempting to construct some sort of parallell universe in which the Essex Celebrity Squad have set up a special force to monitor her haterz. So all things considered I'd say we were winning.

Squig NEEDS to take Jack up on her offer to explain all this because the story is going to be absolutely hilarious.

It's quite touching that she thinks if she can just convince people the police are interested in people laughing at her we'll all stop. No, Jack the only way to stop people laughing at you is to stop making a complete clown of yourself at every opportunity.
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Lol, well I'm an Aussie frau, but I do see your point.
The canal being up at this hour to have a giggle is very different to Jack being a miserable twit when she's meant to be working later!

I would dearly love to hear her explanation of Celeb Squad too! Please squig!
 
Just Lou said:
If Jack is at home she'll have an early start tomorrow (or today...). The train takes four hours to Bristol from Southend, driving takes 3 but the last Sunday of the summer holidays I'd allow an extra 30 minutes at least.

Makes you think...

ETA my money is on a no show tomorrow. I almost wish I had a spare £60 to go but alas, my current account only has £27.75 in it and my business account is empty. 😩 Send cashos.
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I think she’ll oversleep, or maybe just forget about it. Remember her no-show at Glastonbury? No explanation for that either.
 
LJCP, I never thought I’d actually be here for an active middle of the night chaos.

Another thing that Jack has probably failed to read the room over is that a LOT of the people who support her really don’t like the police. Especially police who insert themselves into peoples lives without consent, which is what she is attempting to argue. She’s going to continue to struggle with this line.
 
Mendacious Trumpet said:
Lol, well I'm an Aussie frau, but I do see your point.
The canal being up at this hour to have a giggle is very different to Jack being a miserable twit when she's meant to be working later!

I would dearly love to hear her explanation of Celeb Squad too! Please squig!
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Apologies, you are of course the dayshift then. I forget JM's nonsense has gone international. I wonder if we can expect Aussie Jack hopping on a £15 flight to Perth for lunch with a journo hoping to do a profile and claims of behind the scenes work in Australia.
 
Just Lou said:
If Jack is at home she'll have an early start tomorrow (or today...). The train takes four hours to Bristol from Southend, driving takes 3 but the last Sunday of the summer holidays I'd allow an extra 30 minutes at least.

Makes you think...

ETA my money is on a no show tomorrow. I almost wish I had a spare £60 to go but alas, my current account only has £27.75 in it and my business account is empty. 😩 Send cashos.
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If she does another no-show, she’ll find it harder to get more gigs. Bookers don’t want the stress of booking unreliable guests/

Mendacious Trumpet said:
What on earth is she doing arguing on twitter at this hour?
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Edit: in response to fairly mild criticism of course
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That final response is from a squig whose a journalist- currently not in the UK, but bio says previously Sky.
 
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jenny2603 said:
Apologies, you are of course the dayshift then. I forget JM's nonsense has gone international. I wonder if we can expect Aussie Jack hopping on a £15 flight to Perth for lunch with a journo hoping to do a profile and claims of behind the scenes work in Australia.
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"This week on Border Force: Customs Officers struggle to identify the contents of a ziplocked bag." [Cut to pixelated head with ASSYMETRIC undercut] "THEY'RE JUST SNACKS! YOU *bleep bleep* WANT ME DEAD!!*
 
Geetbo said:
Do we know if the Bristol thing is available to watch anywhere? I’m in the mood for chaosin,
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I’ve just been looking through Twitter for any more recent announcements plugging it. Can’t see anything. I couldn’t watch it anyway, I’m a big lover of Jay and I have squirmed my way though hiS ‘DMed you dear heart’ moments, I couldn’t bear to see it pan out in front of me.
 
Fruitjack said:
I’ve just been looking through Twitter for any more recent announcements plugging it. Can’t see anything. I couldn’t watch it anyway, I’m a big lover of Jay and I have squirmed my way though hiS ‘DMed you dear heart’ moments, I couldn’t bear to see it pan out in front of me.
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I'm drawing a blank too. They don't seem to be putting any clips of the festival itself up at all. I think our only hope might be a wild frau with a phone, a YouTube channel and a dream.
 
Posting from the past, as I don't think I'll get caught up this month, so apologies if someone else has had the same thought, but I've been thinking a lot about why her son has been horsed out of his room to "create a storage space" for Jack's shite and get them used to the forthcoming downsize.

I think her son (or his dad) has said he doesn't want to stay over on visits any more. In a fit of narc rage, Jack chucked his bed and made his room no longer his.

Always keen to skew things with a poverty angle to gain sympathy and cashos, Jack has painted a picture of the 2 of them having to live in one bedroom, even though the massive outhouse has been gutted and despite having 5 rooms and a hallway that is huge enough for her bed.

Fast forward a couple of months down the line and we'll get the message that he was really struggling with the lack of personal space (in the enormous 2 storey bungalow), so when she moves to the two one bedroom flat (which also happens to have a large office/work room for Jack, she'll be able to whine that her son can no longer stay with her as she's so poor she can't give him a room.

I definitely think her dad is buying her the flat and there's no way he would only give her one bedroom.

She's currently working out what she can fit into 2 bedrooms by dumping stuff she wants to keep in her son's room.

Maybe I'm way off the mark, but it just seems like the way she's react if son didn't want to sleep there any more.
 
I got a really weird vibe from the last thread guys. Jack will have a field day when she catches up and sees a disruption in the force and a thread full of the price/size of a battered sausage.

Roll on this afternoon where she’ll hopefully turn up and someone can triangulate her brand new DMs before you can say “Frank Farmer found them in a puddle”
 
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