Jack Monroe #38 Will she call her next cat Sue Purrkins?

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HarderFaster said:
I put a Very Strongly Worded 90-day payment clause on my invoice to Vlad and it came in no problem. I'd get straight on that, @heretoreaditall2019, he's probably just at the gym.

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Check out them 1kg hand weights. Macho, macho man.
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Ah, but you know how Vlad likes to come across - they're obviously not lifted with his hands, are they?


[runs off to get the mind bleach]
 
Spanner said:
I have so many thoughts, mostly from yesterday which I was too tired to type, sorry if this is incoherent

I think she’s definitely lurking. I bet she’s gutted she came here so soon now she can’t come back. I’d be very suspicious of someone with a new account who was especially vicious about her, because to be honest, I’d think it was her, writing bad stuff and then pretending it was us.

(Take the kitten to the vet)

I think last night was based on a day of us calling her out over her “no holidays” thing (we have the receipts!) and the kitten. And then she just flipped. It’s very manipulative.

It’s so bizarre she has all these cheerleaders on Twitter and that translates to 130 viewers on Instagram. I guess it’s because she’s a bit of a pet for the middle classes, they might buy her book for a food bank but they wouldn’t want to cook her recipes.

I didn’t have a holiday for years when I couldn’t afford one. It sucked but I also knew they’re not a human right so I sucked it up. Also, it’s different because I teetered on the brink of bankruptcy for years and then fell in. I had no spare money until I actually went under (bankruptcy was a literal lifesaver) I wasn’t picking up big Hellman’s contracts, with 6 (did we get to 6?) expensive sideboards.

My husband plays bass guitar too! In fact, we had a little argument yesterday about how many amps are currently in the house.

I am a teenager of the 90s! I actually had a hard candy nail varnish because I’m a spoiled middle class brat (I have such a similar background to Jack, it makes me cough up a lung!) I used to love Just17, Looks and Minx which I still think I’d enjoy now, it was very funny. When I went to the pub in the 90s, sometimes I would (cringe!) wear a bindi (I’m white British) which is something I can’t imagine flying with teenagers of today. Also, I had crocheted flares which I’d wear with just pants underneath & a crop top.

(Take the kitten to the vet, please!)
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Omg I had bindis as well (also white) it was a fashion for a while in the 90s I remember . So cringe to think now
 
Spanner said:
But could she use 4g on one of her many phones? I have to be honest, I don’t really understand all this stuff!
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Just rang Vlad in HR and he’s sending you on a triangulation course, post haste.
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The one thing I think jack forgets is that she prides herself as an activist of all and any current affairs which appear unjust or unfair.

So in that case people who follower her despite being foodies( some here might disagree but forgive me) and potentially fellow activists.

Activist ask questions and demand answers to issues they believe to be important such as poverty, animal rights etc, so by basically telling her followers to pipe down when they question her ethics on these things, she is in fact being hypocritical. These people have a right to question the morals and ethics of these things because like jack these things are important to them. So really she should think hard and give them a decent answer not just tell them to sling their hook.

I think and I don't know for certain as I don't know her Twitter account that we'll apart from what's on here. She's losing followers because she's basically telling people to stop questioning the issues which she herself in the passed as addressed.
 
Saint_clemmie said:
Thank goodness for lunch breaks. Still a bit early in the day for Jack drama, what are the predictions for today? did she officially flounce yesterday?
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Possibly sleeping the comedown off? Or seeing a proper NHS doctor?

Or scampering around buying tit, getting the kitten seen by THE MOST EXPENSIVE VET IN THE WORLD, building an extension with integral Catio, buying new knickers, saving the world, joining COBRA meetings...
 
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