Jack Monroe #378 Where can I lodge a complaint about Jack Monroe?

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

You could always just log off Jack. You don't *have* to tweet.

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That's not why you're strung out.

 

[bladiesla]

Also, I appreciate that Jack in NB (I think?) But I'm presuming she menstruates still due to the miscarriage bread crumbing so where are the period products included in her shop? For most people who menstruate, these are a monthly item that needs purchasing, no?

Who knows, she might be making pads out of banana peels and dryer lint....

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Regarding period products, last time Jack was asked about toiletries she said she'd switched to using a Mooncup (or other brand, can't remember which).

I hope she still stores it in the pineapple

 

[flightofthealligator]

She is absolutely drowning on social media. No idea how to deal with the tide turning on people's perception of her.

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel for her. Anyhoo…

 

[WeHadFunRight]

Can someone please insert that tweet with toiletries pricing. Because is she really trying to tell us her household, including a 12 yo and two adults, at least one of whom is menstruating regularly, is using 12 rolls of toilet paper in a month?

ok found it

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And only one bottle of diluted washing up liquid a month! With all the cooking that comes with her ~ profession ~?????

Why is she like this?

My eyes hurt from rolling into the back of my head today.

fucking soap doesn’t need to be “diluted into hand soap or shower gel” it’s fucking soap, just use it like soap!!!!!!

sorry for my swearing but for the love of all things good and holy, Jack, STOP!!!!

 

[Tin Can Crook]

The quote tweets on the original shop photo post are just wild… and still going.

I actually just spent forever screenshotting some of the new ones. We have over 200 now.

Spoiler: There's like 30 screenshots, sorry

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

She's still going on

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A vet has told her to give a dog with a sensitive stomach broccoli which can actually cause stomach issues?

 

[flightofthealligator]

There’s no bloody time for recaps Fraus let’s go

That made me cackle. Chapeau tender one, chapeau

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Why is she like this?

My eyes hurt from rolling into the back of my head today.

fucking soap doesn’t need to be “diluted into hand soap or shower gel” it’s fucking soap, just use it like soap!!!!!!

sorry for my swearing but for the love of all things good and holy, Jack, STOP!!!!

She's definitely overcooked it.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Sigh. I know they are only tiny lies in the grand scheme of things - but her 33p disinfectant. It was only a couple of weeks ago she said she went through two whole bottles of Zoflara when Content was ill. Cheapest I could find at Asda website was £1.99 per bottle.

This is what I am here for. Forensic knowledge/memory etcetera, etcetera, etcetera

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I’ve missed a few threads because I couldn’t catch up on all of them but how did you find out Harold was Harold

Fraus suspected OH was a Harold because Jack referred to him as they, and then a real life Southend friend called him a he which confirmed it.

 

[whereforartthoupumble]

You could always just log off Jack. You don't *have* to tweet.

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I just can't with this. Separate your work and personal twitter. Get someone else to run your professional twitter and keep your personal private for all your, ugh, musings. And poof! No abuse. Thank(space)you. It is almost self flagellation at this point?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Can someone please post that Asda receipt again please? Because I’m going to FORENSICALLY cost all the perishable stuff that she’ll have to eat this week and won’t be able to “burgle”/roll over into next week. Want to calculate how much she has left to spend from her “rolling stock” to stay under 20 quid. Every time.

 

[Ooointitot]

Bringing over from the last thread

because I had to take a five minute *rolling about laughing* break after reading. Gawblessyer canal, and all who sail in you .

 

[Limey]

I think the boiling soap is what has driven many people over the edge. IT'S LITERALLY ALREADY SOAP PATRICE!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Who knows, she might be making pads out of banana peels and dryer lint....

Metro newspaper stuffed in a sock #completeditmate

 

[BlendedSlop]

This relentless, near-hourly chaosing is giving me early 2021 vibes. If the "smear campaign" (aka people not just unquestioningly swallowing her bullshit and feeling emboldened enough to challenge her) continues - and it doesn't seem to be showing any signs of stopping - I feel another Twitter hiatus and lengthy spell in "treatment" may be on the horizon. Which, if nothing else, would be a blessing for those of us now in a permanent state of grunking.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Jack has been trying to reel in new followers all year. I think she's doubled her follower account since January.

So this is the result, Jack. More eyes are watching you.

I’ve got a graph for that

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

So no blue cheese and steak recipe today then?

I wish she’d hurry up. Am wasting away - haven’t eaten since the upside down fish pie slopcipe.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Why dilute the washing up liquid? Just squirt less into the bowl/sink, surely? No?