Jack Monroe #378 Where can I lodge a complaint about Jack Monroe?

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ishant said:
Can someone please insert that tweet with toiletries pricing. Because is she really trying to tell us her household, including a 12 yo and two adults, at least one of whom is menstruating regularly, is using 12 rolls of toilet paper in a month?

ok found it

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And only one bottle of diluted washing up liquid a month! With all the cooking that comes with her ~ profession ~?????
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The cheapest, worst loo roll as well. Go to Aldi pet, even Asda's regular own brand is terrible.

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I can't keep uuuup.
This is the beginning of the end though isn't it?

Next stage: conspicuous in their absence (no more tender tweets from Nigella)

Mid stage: lefty twitter heavy hitters and blue ticks breaking ranks and calling out.

End stage: journalist deep dive expose.

Afterglow: Deletes her accounto

Aftershocks: spotting her pop up in socks and pseudonyms

Wishful thinking but you never know...
 
ishant said:
Can someone please insert that tweet with toiletries pricing. Because is she really trying to tell us her household, including a 12 yo and two adults, at least one of whom is menstruating regularly, is using 12 rolls of toilet paper in a month?

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And only one bottle of diluted washing up liquid a month! With all the cooking that comes with her ~ profession ~?????
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Is she still wanging on about "diluting" soap? YOU CAN'T DILUTE A SOLID and boiling it is a pointless waste of fuel and water, and just creates washing up.
 
Just to say I’f you’ve seen my liking posts recently you might remember me from the beginning (JO & DKL days in lockdown and the poor kitten 💔/ naked jack in bed with poor kitten) I had quite a long break from the threads but now I’m back and I can see our Jackie is still as deluded as ever!

I’ve missed a few threads because I couldn’t catch up on all of them but how did you find out Harold was Harold ?

And for the love of god Jack JUST SAY IT WAS A TOP UP SHOP!
 
WaffleKent said:
I can't keep uuuup.
This is the beginning of the end though isn't it?

Next stage: conspicuous in their absence (no more tender tweets from Nigella)

Mid stage: lefty twitter heavy hitters and blue ticks breaking ranks and calling out.

End stage: journalist deep dive expose.

Afterglow: Deletes her accounto

Aftershocks: spotting her pop up in socks and pseudonyms

Wishful thinking but you never know...
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I'm looking forward to the 'has to go on GB News/Talk TV claiming she was cancelled' interview of shame.
 
Limey said:
Your mistake here is to think about what a normal person would do 😂

Why use a bar of soap as intended when you can do some weird Dickensian cosplay of boiling soap DURING A FUCKING ENERGY CRISIS 😡?
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A pack of 4 soap at its cheapest costs like 60p. My whole house uses bars, they last us about a month and we each have our own for washing and, liquid soap for handwashing. There is no reason why she does this unless she wants to smell like the dog.

Also my dog had a sensitive stomach, just put her on a complete food diet with some plain chicken thrown in pet. Makes sure its half decent though. Read the back.

My dog was stomach sensitive so that's what we did and she died of old age.
 
Coming from the last thread:

GrannyOgg said:
I’ve precious little ( none) experience of the effects of Columbias finest. How long can you keep taking it over say a weekend and what happens when you stop?
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Well, from observing it, after a Saturday night on it and adjacent substances, you usually get a Sunday teatime

OH MY GOD NOBODY LOVES ME, I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE EATEN BY MY CAT, I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE MY EYES ARE BURST-zzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



But I was weird. On the one time I tried it, I thought 'what's the thing with this? I don't feel anything but a slightly clear and cold nostril?' and fucked off to bed, leaving the others cackling and generally being twats before starting arguments where one put an end to the night by having chest pains. Probably should have suspected something when I didn't really feel anything much but a bit calmer on other connected substances, whether dropping or not. So I never bothered doing them again.
 
SHe has a poor grasp of English
Limey said:
Your mistake here is to think about what a normal person would do 😂

Why use a bar of soap as intended when you can do some weird Dickensian cosplay of boiling soap DURING A FUCKING ENERGY CRISIS 😡?
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Also a £1 for soap? Tesco essentials is 15p and would guess that Asda will have the same...... I've bought the cheapest soap in the past....
 
Jelly Bean said:
Sigh. I know they are only tiny lies in the grand scheme of things - but her 33p disinfectant. It was only a couple of weeks ago she said she went through two whole bottles of Zoflara when Content was ill. Cheapest I could find at Asda website was £1.99 per bottle.
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120 ml is 99p at Home Bargains - my Zoflora stock is the stuff of legend amongst my friends.... or she could go for Stardrops which is effective as a disinfectant AND an all purpose cleaner (again I have supplies).... but no.... and that's because she cannot budget .....
 
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